When Doves Cry by Prince

(M)an: Dude! Samuel Richard Berger appeared on The Rachel Maddow Show this Thursday, March 20, 2014, and claimed the threat to Russians in Crimea was quote unquote fiction! Who told him?

(D)ude: Man! Samuel Richard Berger was President Bill Clinton’s National Security Advisor from 1997 to 2001. That probably explains Berger’s fictionalizing the Russian people’s history so unashamedly. President Clinton is quite shameless as well, telling reporters at Democratic fundraisers that the Democrats will have to work really hard in order to win back the United States House of Representatives and keep their majority in the Senate. Why won’t Clinton work hard on behalf of the party that made him president?

M: Dude! It is really sad when intellectualism becomes an affliction, as in the case of the Clintons. I think the only individual to come out of that Administration unscathed was Madeline Albright. Albright summarized the entire Edward Snowden bogus the best with Andrea Mitchell, calling today’s online youth weeks ago “cyber exhibitionists” and that Snowden was a traitor because he had clearly not taken the appropriate route to be considered a whistleblower by the United States government.

D: Man! The Clintons really consider themselves to be powerhouses. But, I tell you, the Clintons have fused out. The light just isn’t there anymore. Instead, there is a void that comes when you are selfish and self-righteous in the pursuit of monetary gratification.

M: Dude! In 1997, Samuel Richard Berger held onto his stock in the Amoco Corporation despite being informed three years earlier by the White House to sell. And then he was fined again for having taken classified documents from the National Archives in 2003, which led to him voluntarily giving up his license to practice law to avoid investigation by the Bar Council.

D: Man! The conservative status quo is trying to come across as a Christian-based faith organization that embraces fellowship while emphasizing the need for individuals to stand up by their own bootstraps and encourages traditional stereotypes about gender that have degraded the status of the female in American society. Hillary Rodham Clinton and her husband should be ashamed for not addressing the gravity of injustices piling up against American women by the Republican Tea GOP. Why won’t Hillary Rodham Clinton open her eyes to the horrors and tribulations of women in red states? Why isn’t she focusing on gubernatorial candidates Wendy Davis in Texas and Joe Dorman in Oklahoma?

M: Dude! Probably because Hillary Rodham Clinton thinks of herself as a big shot and Davis and Dorman are not the same kind of white collar as she? Of course, keep in mind, her husband has presidentially transcended all status gradients, although I believe H. Ross Perot had a major hand to play in President Clinton’s reelection efforts. Actually, the Bushes and the Clintons have a long running awareness of Perot’s factoring into the Clintons’ return to the White House for a second term, and both families are applying the same tactics to the midterm elections, trying to get questionable characters to identify themselves as Democrats when they are clearly not aligned on any of the issues with the party.

D: Man! Actor Amir Khan needs to learn from Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg. The Bollywood superstar wants to displace his neighbors in two apartment complexes so that he can construct an elaborate private bungalow for himself. I think if Amir Khan desires the additional premier properties, he ought to negotiate with the current residents and give them a hefty monetary compensation if they agree to vacate the premises and allow for Amir Khan’s constructing his private residence. For privacy purposes, Mark Zuckerberg bought all the homes around his modest home in Silicon Valley, but allowed the residents to continue living on their properties thereafter.  

M: Dude! You’re making reference to the fact that Amir Khan has been trying to attain sixty percent of the valuable property for his so-called private bungalow since 2011. I think Amir Khan would be well advised to match the cost of relocation for the families he wants to move out of those two apartment complexes and give them an added bonus for complying with his outrageous demands.

D: Man! Amir Khan is an elitist? I have a hard time believing that since the second season of Satyamev Jayate premiered recently on YouTube. Tackling the major social issues facing India and shedding light on corruption and injustice, Amir Khan’s show has thorough subtitles in English running at the bottom of the screen. However, when he closes every episode with a singer performing a song that is reflective of the topics discussed in that episode, the song lacks subtitles and that is not fair for outsiders who do not speak Hindi.

M: Dude! President Vladimir Putin is being unfairly assessed as a Kleptocrat, he hasn’t embezzled state funds like the Republican Tea GOP has through the methodical shutdown of women’s reproductive health clinics across the United States. The pretense is that the Republican Tea GOP state legislatures are concerned as pro-lifers, but they are pillaging the state funds allotted to social safety net programs like female reproductive healthcare services, which also provide extensive and much needed education about sexual health to women who otherwise would have to bare the burden of prophylactics and unintended pregnancies alone.

D: Man! There is a way the United States federal government can reopen those reproductive health clinics that the Republican Tea GOP has targeted and shut down. The President of the United States and his Secretary of State can reopen the clinics when they assess the abuse of power by Exxon Mobil and TransCanada in building natural gas pipelines and fine them gazillions of dollar amounts for having opted for inferior materials and compromising the entire infrastructure.

M: Dude! And then allot the gazillions to the restructuring and reopening of Rape and Incest Crisis Centers that would also provide medical services to those who have signed up for health insurance through the Affordable Care Act? Interestingly, Amir Khan’s show revealed how there are efforts being made by NGOs in India to standardize rape examinations in municipal hospitals. And there are what Former New Delhi High Court Justice Usha Mehra termed “One Stop Rape Crisis Centers” in South Africa, Malaysia, and Bangladesh.  

D: Man! Municipal hospitals? Residents do not see Fort Worth’s John Peter Smith Health Network in the same light as Texas Health Resources’ Harris Methodist Hospital or Baylor All Saints Medical Center, do they? And what about Plaza Medical Center?  

M: Dude! I believe the reason behind the Republican Tea GOP wanting to repeal the Affordable Care Act that they disparaging refer to as Obamacare is the hard facts of its success. Because of Obamacare/Affordable Care Act, my mother and father have reported how their health insurance provider Blue Cross Blue Shield has reduced the copayments and costs of certain procedures. 

D: Man! Really?

M: Dude! Yeah. Blue Cross Blue Shield has dropped copayments for well-woman exams, annual mammograms, and bone density tests that are performed every four years, and colonoscopy tests that must be done every decade after the age of fifty. There are other really nice incentives for people to shop around in the health insurance marketplace, but this introduction of competition between insurance companies is really ticking off the Republican Tea GOP due to the overall forecast of more drastic cuts in the cost of medical care in the United States.

D: Man! The Republican Tea GOP have a tendency to disconnect from their past, shoving Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan to the sidelines in order to enforce laws against Title X Family Planning Program that Nixon enacted in 1970, and the Emergency Medical Treatment and Active Labor Act that Reagan signed into law in 1986.

M: Dude! The Republican Tea GOP knows the power of Democracy in India and they want to make a mess of all its advancements by placing Narendra Modi into the position of prime minister, the result of that election being closely watched and interfered with by Modi and the underground backing that he has from the United States Republican Tea GOP. I believe that President Putin is aware of this interference by the United States Republican Tea GOP in India and in Pakistan, remember how the Bush Dynasty and his father Asif Zardari are grooming Bilawal Bhutto?  

D: Man! George Prescott Bush is being groomed likewise here while his father Jeb Bush is being reinforced into the American conscience via Hillary Rodham Clinton’s sudden hawkish disconnect from the Obama Administration’s peace policies aboard. At least doves cry, as Prince sang back in the eighties!

Political Imports and Exports via Republican Tea Party 2014

(D)ude: Man! When your family is on the wrong side of history, having for example, fought as confederate soldiers like my mother’s paternal ancestors did, then how do you think my mother ended up with maternal ancestors that were exclusively unionists?

(M)an: Dude! The two sides bowed out of the whole cantankerous feud because of a love story between two individuals or an outstanding friendship between two or more individuals that withstood the test of the past and present for the sake and dream of a beautiful tomorrow?

D: Man! I don’t know! I’ve been looking into the Crimean situation, unfolding daily since the bloodshed in Kiev, Ukraine broke out and killed protestors after that pugilist politician Vitali Klitschko provoked the entire mess and went missing in action himself. I don’t know if I could side with Vitali Klitschko, whose vitriol surfaces from time to time in his interviews, such as this belligerent sound bite from three years back, “I understand that people believe that they are impotent and can do very little. But I want to tell them: no fight, no result. Sport has made me realize that you have to be stubborn and to persevere to get the results. It might take longer in politics, but once you have the right goal and desire, you will reach it.”

M: Dude! Why cannot humanity prevail and proceed with diplomacy that encourages the sharing of the pains from antiquity and the marvels of human imagination and innovation outside the confines of what have up until today been museums?

D: Man! I’m telling you! The whole script Vitali Klitschko speaks throughout the Telegraph’s Colin Freeman’s article sounds like it was written by the same folks who bring US the Republican Tea GOP’s spiels.

M: Dude! The Republican Tea GOP took over the House of Representatives in 2010, but George Walker and Jeb Bush have been up to no good way before even that lest we forget! Governor of Texas and President of the United States while the other was Governor of Florida, and now promoting through paid speaking engagements that those of the Jewish faith can be converted to Christianity while the latter is awaiting his son George Prescott Bush’s winning the position of Texas Land Commissioner.  

D: Man! Why is Jeb Bush so intent on his son George Prescott Bush winning the position of Texas Land Commissioner?

M: Dude! Look at the desecration of Fort Worth, Texas, the city George Prescott Bush likes to call his home, from the elaborate highways and the endless fracking sites along those highways! President Bill Clinton argued for this infrastructure on the grounds that it was part of the North American Free Trade Agreement that was ratified by George Herbert Walker and Barbara Bush’s godson—that is, Clinton.

D: Man! If President Clinton is the godson of the Bushes, then I can feel Hank Crumpton’s frustration and disappointment in President Bill Clinton not authorizing Osama Bin Laden’s killing in 1999 and on multiple occasions.

M: Dude! NAFTA was signed into law on New Year’s Day 1994, twenty years ago and has generated a lot of revenue for all three countries involved. However, I remain convinced that President Clinton had a shared foresight with the Bushes about a pipeline running from Canada, through the United States, and into Mexico. But the major difference between the Democrats and the Republicans came to the forefront rather quickly, President Clinton insuring that there were environmental and worker safety agreements in the deal whilst President George W. Bush basically trampled the concept of federal government regulations and perpetuated disingenuous private contractors allover the civilian wreckage that Iraq and Afghanistan… and the United States became. Remember the days of the recession?   

D: Man! Secretary of State John Kerry must decide the fate of TransCanada’s Keystone XL Pipeline. Why can’t Secretary Kerry and the President of the United States side with the people along the proposed pipeline’s path that could become awash in oil and wastewater spills? Why can’t they demand that the Ogallala Aquifer and the sacred Native American landscape not be disrupted and that the people alongside the proposed route get the money that they were fraudulently led to believe they would make and become wealthy?

M: Dude! I don’t get this sudden culture of straight-faced lies that Big Oil has mainstreamed! The only way out, voting the Republican Tea GOP out on Election Day, has become treacherously tricky with all the shady Koch-backed crooks that have been placed into the Democratic primaries or as third party candidates. The Democratic Party must address Edwin Edwards in Louisiana and  Kesha Rogers in Texas promptly before the Democratic ticket and brand is damaged.

D: Man! The Republican Tea GOP and their operatives, like Vitali Klitschko in Ukraine and Narendra Modi in India, are just as lethal to global peace and the democracy within the United States as Gholam Sarwar Husseini was to Bengal, specifically the part that eventually became Bangladesh.

M: Dude! I think the George Walker Bush Administration got their domestic and foreign policies from history’s instigators of mass violence, such as Gholam Sarwar Husseini, the Muslim mobster who provoked the Noakhali riots and genocide. And let US not overlook what the Hindu mobster Narendra Modi is doing in India. There is a phenomenon that concerns me and that is quote unquote forced [religious] conversion, something George Walker Bush is testing at his speaking engagements when discussing the oppressive perspective of converting Jews to Christianity, not even calling them Jews, but “the New Christians” as if the Bush Dynasty can go so far back to the times of Iberian Muslims and Jews converting to Roman Catholicism but still being looked upon as possible apostates.    

D: Man! That sounds very much like Narendra Modi’s playbook, the fourteenth Chief Minister of Gujarat being as ensconced in anti-Muslim rhetoric as George Walker Bush! And, keep in mind, both these men have been exonerated of their crimes by their countries’ corrupt supreme courts.  

M: Dude! Narendra Modi killed just as many Indian civilians in the communal violence that he opportunistically spread after a train in Godhra burned and killed sixty people aboard. Likewise, George Walker Bush killed American civilians in the Twin Tower Massacre of 2001 and countless more of our sons and daughters in uniform in two wars that only proved that diplomacy is the only answer remaining in a world transformed by information traveling at the speed of thought. Now, where have I heard that before?

Big Oil's Corporate Genocide 2014?

(M)an: Dude! The natural gas industry’s future rests in the least invested individuals’ hands, those of the President of the United States and his Secretary of State John Kerry, which leads me to suspect that there will be burdensome but necessary loopholes set into place for the people situated alongside the proposed completion of the Keystone XL Pipeline to express their distraught over having to personally take on the responsibility of cleaning up and relocating after an inevitable leakage of toxic materials released into their water supply due to the mechanics of fracking.  

(D)ude: Man! President Obama and Secretary Kerry cannot allow corporate interests to win in this battle between the people and Big Oil. It is corporate genocidal disregard I tell you! Absolutely! Look at how Big Oil has cheated the American people by not sharing insight into the crude killing fields of the accidents that have already occurred and from which families are still trying to recover. Do the people of North Dakota know how volatile their state’s crude outpour is? Corporate greed has turned to outright denial and the American middle and working classes cannot afford attempts to clean up such dangerous material alone.

M: Dude! The fracking sites in Fort Worth, Texas are booming and so are the highways. But there is still time for President Obama and Secretary Kerry to demand that Big Oil cover the costs of cleanups and relocating families to homes of equal or greater value due to the frequency of earthquake rumblings that have become an unnecessary and dangerous norm in so many people’s lives here in the Lone Star State. 

D: Man! The Republican Party was put in place in state legislatures methodically and the House of Representatives through redistricting and crafty campaigns crookedly condemning the President of the United States, like the Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and Arianna Huffington rallying shenanigans right before the Republican Party’s big political wins in the 2010 midterms. I believe that Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and Arianna Huffington are sincere Koch Klutz Klansmen.   

M: Dude! Jon Stewart? No. I don’t think so. I wholeheartedly believe that Colbert and Huffington threw him under the bus back in 2010. Stewart sincerely believed he was doing something undefiled all along whereas Colbert and Huffington calculated their every move to hurt the Democratic ticket in the 2010 midterms. Stephen Colbert and Arianna Huffington are the faces of the Republican Party, men and women artfully putting on a show for the public, appealing to youth and the young at heart specifically with roundabout interests underneath for the GOP.   

D: Man! Charlie Rose stepped in for Bob Schieffer two weekends ago on Face The Nation while Martha Raddatz anchored for George Stephanopoulos on This Week. Wisconsin Representative Paul Ryan characteristically did not answer the questions he was asked and, instead, gave a shout out about the Keystone XL Pipeline creating so many jobs for US.

M: Dude! At most, it will create just over a few thousand temporary and fifty plus permanent jobs. 

D: Man! Those are really rough estimates coming from you!

M: Dude! There are elaborate pipelines coming from Russia to Europe through Ukraine. I wonder if there have been accidents there as well, or whether the Western World, particularly Hillary Rodham Clinton, are humiliating President Putin because his infrastructure is sounder and stronger than the those being built today in North America, from Canada into the United States specifically.

D: Man! I also wonder about the safety of the oil infrastructure in Iraq, after seeing The Rachel Maddow Show’s documentary about why the United States went into Iraq a second time under George W. Bush. Big Oil should provide the residents of the neighborhoods they upset with natural gas pipelines with insurance. There ought to be a high level of accountability on the part of oil companies and conglomerates.

M: Dude! Come to think of it, Chernobyl, Ukraine’s nuclear accident in 1986 affected Western European nations as well. Rates of thyroid cancer in the children born during and after the disaster soared and tragically took aim when the children were in their preteen years or thereafter.

D: Man! We’re still entrenched in the nineteen hundreds when it comes to long distance aviation standards and technology. Why isn’t there constant radar communication capability in airplanes above all the oceans of Earth? You know, the speculative misinformation from the Malaysian military and government officials frighteningly resembles the ghastly misinterpretations and the ghastlier reinterpretations of decorum and the laws made by the United States Republican Party. Look at the way Darrell Issa disrespected Elijah Cummings! No wonder the President of the United States keeps a good distance between himself and the Congressional Republicans!

M: Dude! As a White American male, I am ashamed of the way the national press corps has publicized the five-year anniversary of the modern day Republican Party’s pilfering of the electorate through calculated moves such as the Tea Party movement and, of course, redistricting and shredding absentee ballots that got US George W. Bush, the Congressional Republican Majority in the House of Representatives in 2010, and then the perversities of Governor Chris Christie’s that are finally surfacing and revealing the big teddy bear persona to actually have been that of a rotten scoundrel.  

D: Man! If anything, commemorating the Tea Party is like commemorating the Klu Klutz Klan! And to make matters even more treacherous, Chris Christie is the president of the Republican Governors Association and actively promoting the careers of conmen and pornography promoters, Rick Scott of Florida and Rick Perry of Texas. Doesn’t associating with a healthcare industry fraud and a Movie Gallery shareholder reflect the lack of character of today’s Republican Party?       

M: Dude! Why were Edward Snowden and Julian Assange showcased via satellite at the South by Southwest festival this year?

D: Man! Why was Woody Allen showcased with the 2014 Golden Globe Cecil B. DeMille Award?

M: Dude! There is one question to which I do have a concrete answer. The Republican Tea GOP used Florida’s thirteenth congressional district election to test whether their new cheating strategy would work.

D: Man! What’s the Republican Party’s strategy?

M: Dude! The Koch brothers and Sheldon Adelson place third party candidates in political campaigns in order to take the few percentage votes that could have, for example, gone to Democrat Alex Sink in her run for Congress against Republican David Jolly in Florida last week.

D: Who was the third candidate in that race?

M: Dude! Lucas Overby, who took a total of 8,799 crucial votes. Keep in mind that Democrat Alex Sink lost by 3,417 votes to Republican David Jolly.

D: Man! The American national press hasn’t been covering the third candidate in their reporting of the news from Florida’s thirteenth congressional district; I am convinced they are aligned with the Republican Tea GOP’s racialist agenda against the President of the United States! They have already paralleled the Affordable Care Act to nonsense about death panels and outright lies rehearsed by actual cancer patients like Julie Boonstra of Dexter, Michigan!

M: Dude! The Koch brothers and Sheldon Adelson are going global with tactics that they have learned from rereading the atrocities of history. Look at the way the Republican Party has been pressuring against the referendum election in Crimea and, instead, want military intervention over diplomacy. The people of Crimea would have been subjected to second class citizen status, much like women and minorities in the United States today due to the infiltration of state and national legislatures by the far right wing that is the status quo, that is the Republican Party.

D: Man! The Republican Party is targeting women’s reproductive healthcare aggressively. Alongside the cuts to supplemental nutrition assistance programs across the United States, women and children are suffering as well as husbands and fathers because of the GOP mentality that social safety nets ought to be ripped.

M: Dude! The Republican Tea GOP is methodically yanking all the planks in the ladder of progress that Karl Marx described as having attainable steps upwards for the proletariat, the working classers whose interests conflicted with the bourgeoisie, the wealthy whose capitalist aspirations compromised the quality of life and dreams of personal achievements of wage earners and the most neglected: the poor.

D: Man! The Republican Party allegedly loathes communism, yet it is actively derailing the policies the President of the United States that embrace equity and justice!

M: Dude! Democrat David Alameel’s race for the Texas Senate is scheduled by the Republican Tea GOP to “sink” as well, with the runoff between him and LaRouchean Democrat Kesha Rogers scheduled for May 27, 2014. But we cannot let that happen again! Losing Florida’s Thirteenth was enough!   

Joaquin Castro and Beau Biden

(D)ude: Man! Hillary Rodham Clinton is not the independent thinker that we thought her to be. Did you hear the audiotape where, like Mitt Romney’s “47%” comment, Hillary Rodham Clinton parallels 2014 Russia and President Putin to the 1930s Nazis and Adolf Hitler?

(M)an: Dude! Hillary Rodham Clinton purposefully made those parallels in order to appeal to the Republican demographic. I suspect President Clinton is the undeclared godson of Herbert Walker and Barbara Bush and Rodham Clinton is taking an active role in keeping the Clinton Global Initiative running smoothly but quite miserly considering that she and her husband gifted their daughter a $10M New York City apartment, but father and daughter went on to praise their own work as having donated $500K to go towards the Clinton Global Initiative.

D: Man! President Clinton is a tightwad and has annihilated all prospects for his wife’s plausible presidential run in 2016 by having, unfortunately and very sadly, influenced her throughout their years of association, particularly in the political sphere that I have adamantly wanted to deny over and over again, until now.

M: Dude! Me too! Today is International Women’s Day and I can only think about the Arab Spring during which Hillary Rodham Clinton was the United States Secretary of State. Unfortunately and very sadly, I suspect that Rodham Clinton’s association with her husband and that praxis of strain led from a convalescing Arab Spring to an unsteady summer that transitioned into a muddled autumn and an eventual winter of international disappointments.

D: Man! Really? I thought you would be the one to talk me into believing in Hillary Rodham Clinton again! Do you think Elizabeth Warren should run in 2016 alongside Vice President Joe Biden?               

M: Dude! I was thinking along the lines of the twin brothers from Texas as our first Hispanic American candidates for president and attorney general, harkening to the times of John F. and Robert Kennedy. As for VP, I would say Vice President Joe Biden’s son Beau Biden is the stellar candidate and balance for Joaquin Castro.

D: Man! Joaquin Castro is the older twin and a Member of the U.S. House of Representatives, isn’t he?

M: Dude! That’s correct, arrived first only if by a few minutes and elected to represent the twentieth congressional district in Texas, Joaquin Castro’s congressional assignments include the Armed Forces and Foreign Affairs Committees. His twin brother Julian is the mayor of San Antonio and the two are Stanford University and Harvard Law School alums who went on to join the same law firm upon graduating and then went on to start their own firm in 2005.

D: Man! Representative Joaquin Castro will be a breath of fresh heir to the presidency of the United States. I still am convinced that Hillary Rodham Clinton is doing the same terrible drama as Comedy Central’s Stephen Colbert carried out with his sister Elizabeth Colbert Busch, running as the Democratic nominee despite being a coldblooded George W. Bush Republican.   

M: Dude! Yeah, Elizabeth Colbert Busch and Stephen Colbert cunningly placed the  Republican nominee Mark Sanford, a ruthless womanizer and 115^th Governor of South Carolina, into the U.S. House of Representatives, specifically South Carolina’s first congressional district.

D: Man! Economist and Nobel Laureate Paul Krugman was on Stephen Colbert’s show defending the Affordable Care Act last month. I think it was the February 6^th show where Stephen Colbert’s misogynist and racist overtones were getting worse and worse to the point that Krugman was left speechless and aghast by Colbert’s openly debasing women for wanting contraceptive care.  

M: Dude! The derogatory terms that Stephen Colbert used to harangue females for having what I consider to be the courage to stand up for their reproductive health rights in the United States, were too offensive for me to repeat them to you now. Women in the United States must take the responsibility to get their basic healthcare rights and services back from the brinks that the Republican Party continues to sever harsher and harsher blows towards even as we speak.

D: Man! Hillary Rodham Clinton was a Goldwater Girl, but then changed her frame of mind to support the policies and practices of the Democratic Party during her time at Wellesley College. I really admired and loved her for being that forthright and remarkable. You know, she still has plenty of time to ditch President Clinton and run for the presidency with that same fire that defined her as invincible and irresistible.

M: Dude! Every one of her classmates was convinced that Hillary Rodham would go on to become the first female president of the United States. It was certain, like Rachel Maddow’s documentary last night. 

D: Man! That was really beautifully done! Did you notice how George Walker Bush, like Adolf Hitler, allowed the pillaging of cultural monuments and museums in Iraq?

M: Dude! Yeah! And did you notice how Walker Bush passionately insisted that people be very careful not to destroy the oil infrastructures in Iraq?

D: Man! The Bush Dynasty is criminal, cunning, and uncultured, and Hillary Rodham still has time to distance herself from them and their godson, her husband and the former president, Bill Clinton. In fact, Hillary Rodham spoke foolishly on purpose about the Nazis and the 1930s because that is the caliber of talks that take place between the Clintons and the Bushes. This was Hillary’s forty-seven-percent comment with which the GOP and she had collaborated to get the Bushes and their Republican Tea GOP candidates into the state legislatures and both houses of the United States Congress in 2014 and Jeb Bush or a similar corrosive Republican Tea GOP candidate into the White House in 2016.

M: Dude! The Democrats need to converge and think up of a strategy nationally for how they have changed from a party of divided and differing emphases into one collective sophisticate that can win back the House, maintain a majority in the Senate, and propel Joaquin Castro into the White House.  

Worldwide Diplomacy and Peace 2014

(M)an: Dude! The Congressional Republican Tea GOP blocked a bill on February 28, 2014, a Friday, that would have set aside federal dollars to assisting veterans and their families with the steep cost of rehabilitating to society once they come home from their multiple deployments. What I would like the Congressional Republicans to address is the unethical military construct they themselves have enforced upon our veterans right alongside former United States dictatorial ruler George Walker Bush’s newfound agenda to increase the responsibility of the private sector charitable organizations to take on the financial burden that only the federal government of the United States of America can take on in an instant. If we send our sons and daughters into battlefields to fight, don’t we owe them at least a life out of poverty and hardship upon returning home? 

(D)ude: Man! That’s exactly what Senator from Vermont Bernie Sanders, who wrote the legislation that was killed by the Congressional Republicans, stressed to Ed Schultz yesterday. Have you noticed how the Congressional Republicans are like tin men and tin women without souls? I mean, forget the heartlessness, these GOP Tea Bags think the Koch Klutz Klan can finance them indefinitely, but I am almost certain that this triple K organization has committed another criminal fraud by deliberately placing an African-American candidate on the ballot in Texas for a place on the United States Senate who embraces the Koch Klutz Klan.  

M: Dude! Yeah, the Koch Klutz Klan actually diversifies on race and ethnicity in the new millennium. Kesha Rogers’ candidacy as a Democratic contender in the United States Senate race is criminal fraud. It’s exactly like the way Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai has described Al Qaeda as a quote unquote myth. If Al Qaeda is a myth, then Hamid Karzai is a devoted practicing Christian.

D: Man! Doesn’t that constitute grounds for a fatwa?

M: Dude! You’re all of a sudden an officiating Mufti?

D: Man! I am not a Muslim scholar! But, I do agree with Muslims that the issuer of a fatwa, or Mufti, must embrace an evidence-based practice of issuing such decrees, actually the definition of fatwa being just an answer from a qualified Muslim scholar.    

M: Dude! The confusion that has generated in the interpretation of the Quran is a matter of education with a lack of compassion but a lot of avarice. The Republican Party has enforced upon the world terrorizing fear alongside diminishing avenues to a stellar education for the disenfranchised. And the reason why Republican United States Presidents Herbert Walker #41 and Walker #43 of the Bush Dynasty have succeeded in ruining the Middle East and South America and Sub-Saharan Africa is their deliberate efforts to take advantage of the situation by installing such world dictatorships in times of crises—like Benazir Bhutto, her husband Asif Ali Zardari, and their son Bilawal Zardari Bhutto.   

D: Man! Bilawal Zardari Bhutto is ready to join the world stage again as the GOP is readying to overtake both the United States Senate and the House of Representatives in order to place yet two more Bush Dynasty dictatorships in the White House: Jeb Bush’s and George Prescott Bush’s after, of course, a one-term for Mitt Romney.

M: Dude! The Bush Dynasty has perfected its dictatorial methodology to where they have the Supreme Court of the United States and the American National Press aligned with them to keep their criminal actions hidden from public scrutiny, especially their foreign policies and agendas that are methodical and opportunistic with killer soullessness and disregard. The American voters must go and get registered and attain two to three to four official forms of identification, depending on the state they’re in, and vote out the Republican Tea GOP this year! The world needs US to  embrace American Democracy as seen through the eyes of the United States Democratic Party, which has endured so much right winged propaganda that they have compromised for the sake of welfare—that itself being a mark of selflessness—upon the basic principles of decency and diplomacy and domestic tranquility.

D: Man! Journalistic corruption ruined the United States of America! Thank Bob Schieffer and his national-level contemporaries as well! I’d like an answer from Schieffer myself regarding his outlook on Iraq and Afghanistan. I’d like an answer to why we need to win in these asinine wars abroad anyway? This mentality of win-lose or lose-win is elementary. And I’ll tell you why this is all elementary; it’s elementary because we have discovered just this past week that there are an additional 715 plus planets in outer space and that there is that possibility of someday inhabiting another planet entirely and inching closer and closer to the life that exists on planetary systems further and further away from our home Earth.

M: Dude! To win Iraq and Afghanistan, Bob Schieffer needs to win his own journalistic professionalism by actually addressing the fact that he let the Governor of North Carolina Pat McCrory get away without ever once bringing up the statewide water contamination mishaps by McCrory’s former employer Duke Energy.    

D: Man! The way the world is right now because of the Republican Tea GOP’s itch for quick fixes like warzones country-to-country and deregulations state-to-state, I would not visit Earth as an extraterrestrial!  

M: Dude! Wouldn’t we all?  

D: Man! I believe there are Ukrainian troops in Russian military garb in Crimea, Ukraine at the moment, fearing for their lives due to the political climate of Koch and the indulgent superrich while President Putin has had it with the Republican Tea GOP’s efforts to set off alarms for warfare and sanctions as harsh as the ones they also would like to inflict upon the Iranians!

M: Dude! The Ukrainians are guarding their own countryside from the American Republican Party operatives that have spread homophobic sentiments and chants of derailing the Sochi Olympics through causing such a political upset in Kiev, Ukraine that probably was meant to be a way to intimidate President Putin from the 2014 Winter Olympics.

D: Man! The Republican Tea GOP has always existed, just changing itself from Klu to Koch from then to now.

M: Dude! Dude! Dude! I believe that treatises are living documents that can be altered to reflect the changes in time and I think Former United States Secretary of State Madeleine Albright is the perfect candidate to study the 1954 transfer of Crimea to Ukraine by Russia’s Nikita Khrushchev and the 1994 Budapest Memorandum Treaty, which Albright helped procure, draft, and sign, to reflect worldwide interests in diplomacy and peace that are evident, despite the GOP hyperbole, in 2014.

D: Man! Amen!

Sample Muestra [March 4, 2014] Condado de Tarrant

(D)ude: Man! So, do you know how you’re casting your ballot tomorrow morning? Primary elections are being held in Tarrant County from 7AM to 7PM. I think it will be interesting for you to see the personalities and attitudes coming in to vote tomorrow.

(M)an: Dude! I am kind of confused about a lot of the multiple candidates listed in some of these categories. Did you do any background research on the candidates before early voting last week?

D: Man! Yeah! I did a lot of work trying to track down photographs and background info on the races where there are two Democratic Party contenders and actually went to the trouble of filling in a sample ballot for you.

M: Dude! Wonderful! I was doing some research on some of these Democratic candidates for United States Senator and was shocked to read how duplicitously placed some of the contenders are, like, for example, Kesha Rogers who adamantly backs impeaching President Obama and doing other conservative neurotics on the political scene in the new congressional year.  

D: Man! I know! You really have to read every line in the articles about some of these so-called Democratic candidates in order to really know just how conservatively neurotic they are. A lot of them are all out two-timers, I tell you!

M: Dude! So this is the sample ballot you mark up? Very interesting! Did you have any specific reason to select a purple highlighter?

D: Man! I went through three sample ballots in order to check mark my absolute final choices in the categories where there were more than one candidate running. See here? I have to tell you too about how hard I worked on deciding how to cast my ballot last week. If I had gone in to the ballot box, I might have voted for candidates that don’t even make themselves visible in online press releases or even websites. And, by the way, Wendy R. Davis’ website link does not connect to an actual webpage. Whether done deliberately or not, I would recommend folks to read her online periodical endorsements and visit her Facebook page instead.

M: Dude! Did you seriously work that hard to come up with a diverse and sincere list of candidates for United States Senator, District 25 United States Representative, District 33 United States Representative, Governor of Texas, Commissioner of Agriculture, Railroad Commissioner, District 13 State Board of Education, District 10 State Senator, District 90 State Representative?

D: Man! Turn the sample ballot printout to the second page!

M: Dude! Of course! Let’s see, there are Precinct No. 5 Justice of the Peace that too has more than one Democratic contender listed, as well as Precinct 1347 Chair, and, finally, Precinct 3321 Chair.

D: Man! Study up the names I carefully selected! I wonder if the pollsters will allow you to take a list of the candidates so that you remember to keep your candidate selections in order and not stumble through casting your ballot.

M: Dude! Thanks! I’ll be sure to study up the markups you have so generously cared to share with me the night before the big day!

D: Man! Let’s go over the basics quickly! Let’s start with the obvious, and that is you will be marking “FOR” in favor of Immigration Reform, “FOR” in favor of A Living Wage For All Texans, “FOR” in favor of Medicaid Expansion, and “FOR” in favor of Non-Discrimination Legislation. Got that?

M: Dude! I’m looking at page two and I see that those Party Referendums are the last four items listed on the sample ballot.

D: Man! Yeah. So, if you want to work from page 2 onto page 1 or from page 1 onto page 2, just let me know, okay?

M: Dude! Let’s start from page 1 because I’m pretty sure it will be electronic balloting system in place tomorrow.

D: Man! Okay. So, for United States Senator, you will be selecting Harry Kim.

M: Dude! Harry Kim!

D: Man! For United States Representative, District 25, you will be selecting Marco Montoya. 

M: Dude! Marco Montoya!

D: Man! For United States Representative, District 33, you will be selecting Marc Veasey.

M: Dude! Marc Veasey!

D: Man! For Texas Governor, you already know the candidate!

M: Dude! Wendy R. Davis!

D: Man! For Commissioner of Agriculture, you will be selecting Hugh Asa Fitzsimmons III.

M: Dude! Hugh Asa Fitzsimmons III!

D: Man! For Railroad Commissioner, you will be selecting Steve Brown.

M: Dude! Steve Brown!

D: Man! For State Board of Education, District 13, you will be selecting Erika Beltran.

M: Dude! Erika Beltran!

D: Man! For State Senator, District 10, you will be selecting Libby Willis.

M: Dude! Libby Willis!

D: Man! For State Representative, District 90, you will be selecting Lon Burnam.

M: Dude! Lon Burnam!

D: Man! For Justice of the Peace, Precinct No. 5, you will be selecting Sergio L. De Leon.

M: Dude! Sergio L. De Leon!

D: Man! For Precinct Chair, Precinct 1347, you will be selecting Correen C. Robertson.

M: Dude! Correen C. Robertson!

D: Man! And taa-daa! Finally, for Precinct Chair, Precinct 3321, you will be selecting Tim Yatko.

M: Dude! Tim Yatko!

D: Man! Take you driver’s license as identification and voter registration card!

M: Dude! Where is it?

D: Man! Are you asking about the driver’s license or the voter registration card?

M: Dude! The latter, obviously!

D: Man! Yeah, I placed it in the refrigerator so you won’t misplace or forget it. It’s next to the Greek yogurts but I made certain that you wouldn’t be confused if you chose to construct an omelet for breakfast instead, so you’ll find the eggs resting nearby the Greek yogurts as well.

M: Dude! Check, check, and check!

Spokespeople for All US Neighborhoods 2014

(M)an: Dude! The Fort Worth Star Telegram and The Dallas Morning News are not credible sources of information entirely, but they are interesting if read in tandem.

(D)ude: Man! I always place the Star Telegram ahead of Dallas Morning myself. But online access entirely of course, considering the New York Times too has the habit of going into loony righteousness, slogans like allowing Edward Snowden to return to the United States, that has always defined the Republican Tea GOP. And did you hear about Bob Woodward’s latest book release date?

M: Dude! Isn’t Bob Woodward always writing a book or two or three? What’s his latest one going to be covering? Blaming President Obama for having not taken the proper course of action in George W. Bush’s Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan that Walker abandoned bloodied with the lives of millions of Iraqi civilians and United States soldiers?  

D: Man! It really irks me that George W. Bush always gets away with committing murder and mayhem, but what really upsets me is Walker’s newfound interest in charities paying for the care and rehabilitation of our men and women in uniform. And this is that same George W. Bush who smiled and talked, with his beady eyes and chameleon rattlesnake mouth, of never apologizing for the two longest military engagements in United States history.     

M: Dude! George Walker Bush is unapologetic and evil, still getting away with wanting to address our brave soldiers while accumulating some tax breaks for the vast amounts of funds he deliberately stripped Iraq and Afghanistan of in chorus with President Hamid Karzai. Basically, Walker is the terrorist counterpart in the United States for Al Qaeda and Karzai is scared to come forward and admit to witnessing and partaking in the annihilation of two nations within the span of Walker’s eight years as president of the United States.     

D: Man! What about the annihilation of the World Trade Center Twin Towers? George W. Bush orchestrated it, I believe, because the tomfool cold and blank stare he gave after being informed in front of the television cameras was calculated, just like the bumbling persona he put up as a way to dodge the political scrutiny just like Reagan always made certain to have helicopters in the background so that he would not be pressed to perform extemporaneously.  

M: Dude! Seriously, what’s the book Bob Woodward is working on right now?

D: Man! I believe Bob Woodward is currently working on a biography of Speaker of the House John Boehner to be released just weeks shy of Election Day, November 4, 2014. It’s a Tuesday that is crucial for Democrats to win back the House of Representatives and keep their majority in the United States Senate.

M: Dude! It’s crucial for Democrats to win over the gubernatorial races and the state legislatures. The Washington Times is a very cranky conservative newsreel and there are numerous crankier newsreels infiltrating the media market with messages of just how evil the Democratic agenda is in respect to women’s health initiatives because of the inclusion of abortion rights. The Guttmacher Institute has published studies reinforcing the facts that conservative Republican Tea GOP don’t want released to the public. Facts such as female youth do not engage in sexual risk-taking behaviors as a result of education and services about reproductive health. But the fact that really broke my heart was that the majority of abortion services rendered are for mothers who want to remain in a better income bracket with the children they have then having to sacrifice zip code in order to accommodate additional childcare for the children they cannot afford to give the very best living circumstances and standards.

D: Man! It’s crucial for Democrats to win back EVERYTHING because of the asinine ways the Republican Tea GOP tries to compensate for their inability to comprehend basic laws on the record and grip the added legislation that improves the quality of life for all Americans, immigrant and nonimmigrant alike.  

M: Dude! There are grave intellectual pitfalls in the Republican Tea GOP. However, I have a feeling that when you attempt to be blatantly prejudicial and always keeping a corporate interest at heart, like ExxonMobil’s Rex W. Tillerson and Chevron’s John S. Watson who Representatives Paul Ryan of Wisconsin and Eric Cantor of Virginia align themselves to through advocating for the Keystone XL Pipeline and no new taxes, then there is ample evidence of why the American people need to trust the Democratic Party in these midterm primaries and election day November 4, 2014, a Tuesday.

D: Man! Bob Woodward’s biography of John Boehner is actually more like a blundering autobiography, like Robert M. Gates’ confessional published by Alfred A. Knopf entitled Duty this past January. Remember that one? Whoosh! Bob Gates really couldn’t stand General David Petraeus’ intellectual prowess and deeper concern for our soldiers. If anything, one has to take a compassionate look at General Patraeus’ regard for the well being of not just his sons and daughters in uniform, but thinking about the future of Iraq and Afghanistan.     

M: Dude! Mitt Romney and Jeb Bush are going to be coming into the picture soon, definitely if Jeb’s son George Prescott Bush wins the Texas Land Commissioner position. Did you early vote last week for the Texas primaries? I’m going to be checking out the scene this Tuesday, March 4, 2014, the last day to cast a ballot in the Texas primaries.

D: Man! I was looking at Texas Secretary of State Nandita Berry’s biography and believe that Governor Rick Perry only appointed her to make the Republican Tea GOP look ethnically diverse and get voters to basically elect against their own geopolitical welfare.

M: Dude! Voters who decide to cast a Republican Tea GOP ballot will be placing their lives in the hands of George Walker Bush and such severance of government regulations that they and generations after them will have to pay dearly and fight tough battles in a socioeconomic war.

D: Man! The people Ed Shultz interviewed in South Dakota and Nebraska last week were easily taken advantage of by notions that they would be sharing in the wealth generated by the Keystone XL Pipeline. They forfeited their property rights by signing away their sovereignty via contracts that basically went unread because the door-to-door salespeople for the Keystone XL Pipeline persisted them for their signatures when in fact TransCanada ought to have given them ample time to read the fine print. TransCanada and its United States supporters ought to be charged for fraud and punished alongside the Republican Tea GOP misleading local communities to vote against their self-interests.

M: Dude! Corporate interests bought the Supreme Court of the United States and Republican Tea GOP candidates that the American Media persistently sides with, whether it be subtle like ABC News or any of its affiliates or blatant like the Faux News Channel. People have to run in order to vote considering all the obstacles placed in their way by the Republican Tea GOP. We are living in times where a straight party vote for Democrats is not at all foolish or shameful. Voting for the Democratic Party guarantees candidates that will embody competence and teamwork and professional integrity.

D: Man! The Democratic Party is the way out of the draconian legislative agendas that the Republican Tea GOP is implementing state-to-state. And Bob Woodward’s biography of Ohio Representative and Speaker John Boehner will definitely be overlooking how the Republican Tea GOP has essentially divided up in order to infiltrate through mass public confusion national and state legislatures. They don’t care about the vulnerable and the poor and working classes. The Republican Tea GOP may want to disconnect from Reagan’s legacy on the premise that Ronald Reagan was not conservative enough, however, they are in actuality attempting to adopt a league of delusional presidents that Bob Woodward is currently annotating in his anticipated bestseller on John Boehner.

M: Dude! Chris Christie, John Boehner, Ted Cruz, Marsha Blackburn, and numerous other Republican Tea GOP are spreading their own influence around foolishly with pseudoscience and pseudo intellectualism like that of their martyr George Walker Bush.

D: Man! And keep in mind that Walker is the guy who truly believes that practicing Jews can be willed into practicing Christianity. That’s a significant indicator of just how ridiculous the Republican Tea GOP and its martyr are and how much disregard they have for geopolitical peace.

M: Dude! The Republican Tea GOP is responsible for the homophobia in Uganda and Russia. The delusional presidents Christie, Boehner, Cruz, and Blackburn, are going to be playing the race card with our biracial African American president in order to get the electorate to vote against their own self-interests. But, one last thing, the Native American leaders Gary Dorr and Wizipan Little Elk, who spoke with Ed Schultz last week, were the most enlightened about the affairs of state and national domain. They would make the best spokespeople to come to Washington, DC and speak with leaders on behalf of even White American neighbors.

D: Man! Bob Woodward’s book about the Republican Tea GOP comes in time for the fifth anniversary of its Tea Party caucus. I think Woodward must keep in mind the costs to taxpayers for the times Congressional Republicans chose to not convene in addition to the $24 billion price tag for the sixteen-day government shutdown.