Joaquin Castro and Beau Biden

(D)ude: Man! Hillary Rodham Clinton is not the independent thinker that we thought her to be. Did you hear the audiotape where, like Mitt Romney’s “47%” comment, Hillary Rodham Clinton parallels 2014 Russia and President Putin to the 1930s Nazis and Adolf Hitler?

(M)an: Dude! Hillary Rodham Clinton purposefully made those parallels in order to appeal to the Republican demographic. I suspect President Clinton is the undeclared godson of Herbert Walker and Barbara Bush and Rodham Clinton is taking an active role in keeping the Clinton Global Initiative running smoothly but quite miserly considering that she and her husband gifted their daughter a $10M New York City apartment, but father and daughter went on to praise their own work as having donated $500K to go towards the Clinton Global Initiative.

D: Man! President Clinton is a tightwad and has annihilated all prospects for his wife’s plausible presidential run in 2016 by having, unfortunately and very sadly, influenced her throughout their years of association, particularly in the political sphere that I have adamantly wanted to deny over and over again, until now.

M: Dude! Me too! Today is International Women’s Day and I can only think about the Arab Spring during which Hillary Rodham Clinton was the United States Secretary of State. Unfortunately and very sadly, I suspect that Rodham Clinton’s association with her husband and that praxis of strain led from a convalescing Arab Spring to an unsteady summer that transitioned into a muddled autumn and an eventual winter of international disappointments.

D: Man! Really? I thought you would be the one to talk me into believing in Hillary Rodham Clinton again! Do you think Elizabeth Warren should run in 2016 alongside Vice President Joe Biden?               

M: Dude! I was thinking along the lines of the twin brothers from Texas as our first Hispanic American candidates for president and attorney general, harkening to the times of John F. and Robert Kennedy. As for VP, I would say Vice President Joe Biden’s son Beau Biden is the stellar candidate and balance for Joaquin Castro.

D: Man! Joaquin Castro is the older twin and a Member of the U.S. House of Representatives, isn’t he?

M: Dude! That’s correct, arrived first only if by a few minutes and elected to represent the twentieth congressional district in Texas, Joaquin Castro’s congressional assignments include the Armed Forces and Foreign Affairs Committees. His twin brother Julian is the mayor of San Antonio and the two are Stanford University and Harvard Law School alums who went on to join the same law firm upon graduating and then went on to start their own firm in 2005.

D: Man! Representative Joaquin Castro will be a breath of fresh heir to the presidency of the United States. I still am convinced that Hillary Rodham Clinton is doing the same terrible drama as Comedy Central’s Stephen Colbert carried out with his sister Elizabeth Colbert Busch, running as the Democratic nominee despite being a coldblooded George W. Bush Republican.   

M: Dude! Yeah, Elizabeth Colbert Busch and Stephen Colbert cunningly placed the  Republican nominee Mark Sanford, a ruthless womanizer and 115^th Governor of South Carolina, into the U.S. House of Representatives, specifically South Carolina’s first congressional district.

D: Man! Economist and Nobel Laureate Paul Krugman was on Stephen Colbert’s show defending the Affordable Care Act last month. I think it was the February 6^th show where Stephen Colbert’s misogynist and racist overtones were getting worse and worse to the point that Krugman was left speechless and aghast by Colbert’s openly debasing women for wanting contraceptive care.  

M: Dude! The derogatory terms that Stephen Colbert used to harangue females for having what I consider to be the courage to stand up for their reproductive health rights in the United States, were too offensive for me to repeat them to you now. Women in the United States must take the responsibility to get their basic healthcare rights and services back from the brinks that the Republican Party continues to sever harsher and harsher blows towards even as we speak.

D: Man! Hillary Rodham Clinton was a Goldwater Girl, but then changed her frame of mind to support the policies and practices of the Democratic Party during her time at Wellesley College. I really admired and loved her for being that forthright and remarkable. You know, she still has plenty of time to ditch President Clinton and run for the presidency with that same fire that defined her as invincible and irresistible.

M: Dude! Every one of her classmates was convinced that Hillary Rodham would go on to become the first female president of the United States. It was certain, like Rachel Maddow’s documentary last night. 

D: Man! That was really beautifully done! Did you notice how George Walker Bush, like Adolf Hitler, allowed the pillaging of cultural monuments and museums in Iraq?

M: Dude! Yeah! And did you notice how Walker Bush passionately insisted that people be very careful not to destroy the oil infrastructures in Iraq?

D: Man! The Bush Dynasty is criminal, cunning, and uncultured, and Hillary Rodham still has time to distance herself from them and their godson, her husband and the former president, Bill Clinton. In fact, Hillary Rodham spoke foolishly on purpose about the Nazis and the 1930s because that is the caliber of talks that take place between the Clintons and the Bushes. This was Hillary’s forty-seven-percent comment with which the GOP and she had collaborated to get the Bushes and their Republican Tea GOP candidates into the state legislatures and both houses of the United States Congress in 2014 and Jeb Bush or a similar corrosive Republican Tea GOP candidate into the White House in 2016.

M: Dude! The Democrats need to converge and think up of a strategy nationally for how they have changed from a party of divided and differing emphases into one collective sophisticate that can win back the House, maintain a majority in the Senate, and propel Joaquin Castro into the White House.