Political Imports and Exports via Republican Tea Party 2014

(D)ude: Man! When your family is on the wrong side of history, having for example, fought as confederate soldiers like my mother’s paternal ancestors did, then how do you think my mother ended up with maternal ancestors that were exclusively unionists?

(M)an: Dude! The two sides bowed out of the whole cantankerous feud because of a love story between two individuals or an outstanding friendship between two or more individuals that withstood the test of the past and present for the sake and dream of a beautiful tomorrow?

D: Man! I don’t know! I’ve been looking into the Crimean situation, unfolding daily since the bloodshed in Kiev, Ukraine broke out and killed protestors after that pugilist politician Vitali Klitschko provoked the entire mess and went missing in action himself. I don’t know if I could side with Vitali Klitschko, whose vitriol surfaces from time to time in his interviews, such as this belligerent sound bite from three years back, “I understand that people believe that they are impotent and can do very little. But I want to tell them: no fight, no result. Sport has made me realize that you have to be stubborn and to persevere to get the results. It might take longer in politics, but once you have the right goal and desire, you will reach it.”

M: Dude! Why cannot humanity prevail and proceed with diplomacy that encourages the sharing of the pains from antiquity and the marvels of human imagination and innovation outside the confines of what have up until today been museums?

D: Man! I’m telling you! The whole script Vitali Klitschko speaks throughout the Telegraph’s Colin Freeman’s article sounds like it was written by the same folks who bring US the Republican Tea GOP’s spiels.

M: Dude! The Republican Tea GOP took over the House of Representatives in 2010, but George Walker and Jeb Bush have been up to no good way before even that lest we forget! Governor of Texas and President of the United States while the other was Governor of Florida, and now promoting through paid speaking engagements that those of the Jewish faith can be converted to Christianity while the latter is awaiting his son George Prescott Bush’s winning the position of Texas Land Commissioner.  

D: Man! Why is Jeb Bush so intent on his son George Prescott Bush winning the position of Texas Land Commissioner?

M: Dude! Look at the desecration of Fort Worth, Texas, the city George Prescott Bush likes to call his home, from the elaborate highways and the endless fracking sites along those highways! President Bill Clinton argued for this infrastructure on the grounds that it was part of the North American Free Trade Agreement that was ratified by George Herbert Walker and Barbara Bush’s godson—that is, Clinton.

D: Man! If President Clinton is the godson of the Bushes, then I can feel Hank Crumpton’s frustration and disappointment in President Bill Clinton not authorizing Osama Bin Laden’s killing in 1999 and on multiple occasions.

M: Dude! NAFTA was signed into law on New Year’s Day 1994, twenty years ago and has generated a lot of revenue for all three countries involved. However, I remain convinced that President Clinton had a shared foresight with the Bushes about a pipeline running from Canada, through the United States, and into Mexico. But the major difference between the Democrats and the Republicans came to the forefront rather quickly, President Clinton insuring that there were environmental and worker safety agreements in the deal whilst President George W. Bush basically trampled the concept of federal government regulations and perpetuated disingenuous private contractors allover the civilian wreckage that Iraq and Afghanistan… and the United States became. Remember the days of the recession?   

D: Man! Secretary of State John Kerry must decide the fate of TransCanada’s Keystone XL Pipeline. Why can’t Secretary Kerry and the President of the United States side with the people along the proposed pipeline’s path that could become awash in oil and wastewater spills? Why can’t they demand that the Ogallala Aquifer and the sacred Native American landscape not be disrupted and that the people alongside the proposed route get the money that they were fraudulently led to believe they would make and become wealthy?

M: Dude! I don’t get this sudden culture of straight-faced lies that Big Oil has mainstreamed! The only way out, voting the Republican Tea GOP out on Election Day, has become treacherously tricky with all the shady Koch-backed crooks that have been placed into the Democratic primaries or as third party candidates. The Democratic Party must address Edwin Edwards in Louisiana and  Kesha Rogers in Texas promptly before the Democratic ticket and brand is damaged.

D: Man! The Republican Tea GOP and their operatives, like Vitali Klitschko in Ukraine and Narendra Modi in India, are just as lethal to global peace and the democracy within the United States as Gholam Sarwar Husseini was to Bengal, specifically the part that eventually became Bangladesh.

M: Dude! I think the George Walker Bush Administration got their domestic and foreign policies from history’s instigators of mass violence, such as Gholam Sarwar Husseini, the Muslim mobster who provoked the Noakhali riots and genocide. And let US not overlook what the Hindu mobster Narendra Modi is doing in India. There is a phenomenon that concerns me and that is quote unquote forced [religious] conversion, something George Walker Bush is testing at his speaking engagements when discussing the oppressive perspective of converting Jews to Christianity, not even calling them Jews, but “the New Christians” as if the Bush Dynasty can go so far back to the times of Iberian Muslims and Jews converting to Roman Catholicism but still being looked upon as possible apostates.    

D: Man! That sounds very much like Narendra Modi’s playbook, the fourteenth Chief Minister of Gujarat being as ensconced in anti-Muslim rhetoric as George Walker Bush! And, keep in mind, both these men have been exonerated of their crimes by their countries’ corrupt supreme courts.  

M: Dude! Narendra Modi killed just as many Indian civilians in the communal violence that he opportunistically spread after a train in Godhra burned and killed sixty people aboard. Likewise, George Walker Bush killed American civilians in the Twin Tower Massacre of 2001 and countless more of our sons and daughters in uniform in two wars that only proved that diplomacy is the only answer remaining in a world transformed by information traveling at the speed of thought. Now, where have I heard that before?