Worldwide Diplomacy and Peace 2014

(M)an: Dude! The Congressional Republican Tea GOP blocked a bill on February 28, 2014, a Friday, that would have set aside federal dollars to assisting veterans and their families with the steep cost of rehabilitating to society once they come home from their multiple deployments. What I would like the Congressional Republicans to address is the unethical military construct they themselves have enforced upon our veterans right alongside former United States dictatorial ruler George Walker Bush’s newfound agenda to increase the responsibility of the private sector charitable organizations to take on the financial burden that only the federal government of the United States of America can take on in an instant. If we send our sons and daughters into battlefields to fight, don’t we owe them at least a life out of poverty and hardship upon returning home? 

(D)ude: Man! That’s exactly what Senator from Vermont Bernie Sanders, who wrote the legislation that was killed by the Congressional Republicans, stressed to Ed Schultz yesterday. Have you noticed how the Congressional Republicans are like tin men and tin women without souls? I mean, forget the heartlessness, these GOP Tea Bags think the Koch Klutz Klan can finance them indefinitely, but I am almost certain that this triple K organization has committed another criminal fraud by deliberately placing an African-American candidate on the ballot in Texas for a place on the United States Senate who embraces the Koch Klutz Klan.  

M: Dude! Yeah, the Koch Klutz Klan actually diversifies on race and ethnicity in the new millennium. Kesha Rogers’ candidacy as a Democratic contender in the United States Senate race is criminal fraud. It’s exactly like the way Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai has described Al Qaeda as a quote unquote myth. If Al Qaeda is a myth, then Hamid Karzai is a devoted practicing Christian.

D: Man! Doesn’t that constitute grounds for a fatwa?

M: Dude! You’re all of a sudden an officiating Mufti?

D: Man! I am not a Muslim scholar! But, I do agree with Muslims that the issuer of a fatwa, or Mufti, must embrace an evidence-based practice of issuing such decrees, actually the definition of fatwa being just an answer from a qualified Muslim scholar.    

M: Dude! The confusion that has generated in the interpretation of the Quran is a matter of education with a lack of compassion but a lot of avarice. The Republican Party has enforced upon the world terrorizing fear alongside diminishing avenues to a stellar education for the disenfranchised. And the reason why Republican United States Presidents Herbert Walker #41 and Walker #43 of the Bush Dynasty have succeeded in ruining the Middle East and South America and Sub-Saharan Africa is their deliberate efforts to take advantage of the situation by installing such world dictatorships in times of crises—like Benazir Bhutto, her husband Asif Ali Zardari, and their son Bilawal Zardari Bhutto.   

D: Man! Bilawal Zardari Bhutto is ready to join the world stage again as the GOP is readying to overtake both the United States Senate and the House of Representatives in order to place yet two more Bush Dynasty dictatorships in the White House: Jeb Bush’s and George Prescott Bush’s after, of course, a one-term for Mitt Romney.

M: Dude! The Bush Dynasty has perfected its dictatorial methodology to where they have the Supreme Court of the United States and the American National Press aligned with them to keep their criminal actions hidden from public scrutiny, especially their foreign policies and agendas that are methodical and opportunistic with killer soullessness and disregard. The American voters must go and get registered and attain two to three to four official forms of identification, depending on the state they’re in, and vote out the Republican Tea GOP this year! The world needs US to  embrace American Democracy as seen through the eyes of the United States Democratic Party, which has endured so much right winged propaganda that they have compromised for the sake of welfare—that itself being a mark of selflessness—upon the basic principles of decency and diplomacy and domestic tranquility.

D: Man! Journalistic corruption ruined the United States of America! Thank Bob Schieffer and his national-level contemporaries as well! I’d like an answer from Schieffer myself regarding his outlook on Iraq and Afghanistan. I’d like an answer to why we need to win in these asinine wars abroad anyway? This mentality of win-lose or lose-win is elementary. And I’ll tell you why this is all elementary; it’s elementary because we have discovered just this past week that there are an additional 715 plus planets in outer space and that there is that possibility of someday inhabiting another planet entirely and inching closer and closer to the life that exists on planetary systems further and further away from our home Earth.

M: Dude! To win Iraq and Afghanistan, Bob Schieffer needs to win his own journalistic professionalism by actually addressing the fact that he let the Governor of North Carolina Pat McCrory get away without ever once bringing up the statewide water contamination mishaps by McCrory’s former employer Duke Energy.    

D: Man! The way the world is right now because of the Republican Tea GOP’s itch for quick fixes like warzones country-to-country and deregulations state-to-state, I would not visit Earth as an extraterrestrial!  

M: Dude! Wouldn’t we all?  

D: Man! I believe there are Ukrainian troops in Russian military garb in Crimea, Ukraine at the moment, fearing for their lives due to the political climate of Koch and the indulgent superrich while President Putin has had it with the Republican Tea GOP’s efforts to set off alarms for warfare and sanctions as harsh as the ones they also would like to inflict upon the Iranians!

M: Dude! The Ukrainians are guarding their own countryside from the American Republican Party operatives that have spread homophobic sentiments and chants of derailing the Sochi Olympics through causing such a political upset in Kiev, Ukraine that probably was meant to be a way to intimidate President Putin from the 2014 Winter Olympics.

D: Man! The Republican Tea GOP has always existed, just changing itself from Klu to Koch from then to now.

M: Dude! Dude! Dude! I believe that treatises are living documents that can be altered to reflect the changes in time and I think Former United States Secretary of State Madeleine Albright is the perfect candidate to study the 1954 transfer of Crimea to Ukraine by Russia’s Nikita Khrushchev and the 1994 Budapest Memorandum Treaty, which Albright helped procure, draft, and sign, to reflect worldwide interests in diplomacy and peace that are evident, despite the GOP hyperbole, in 2014.

D: Man! Amen!