Big Oil's Corporate Genocide 2014?

(M)an: Dude! The natural gas industry’s future rests in the least invested individuals’ hands, those of the President of the United States and his Secretary of State John Kerry, which leads me to suspect that there will be burdensome but necessary loopholes set into place for the people situated alongside the proposed completion of the Keystone XL Pipeline to express their distraught over having to personally take on the responsibility of cleaning up and relocating after an inevitable leakage of toxic materials released into their water supply due to the mechanics of fracking.  

(D)ude: Man! President Obama and Secretary Kerry cannot allow corporate interests to win in this battle between the people and Big Oil. It is corporate genocidal disregard I tell you! Absolutely! Look at how Big Oil has cheated the American people by not sharing insight into the crude killing fields of the accidents that have already occurred and from which families are still trying to recover. Do the people of North Dakota know how volatile their state’s crude outpour is? Corporate greed has turned to outright denial and the American middle and working classes cannot afford attempts to clean up such dangerous material alone.

M: Dude! The fracking sites in Fort Worth, Texas are booming and so are the highways. But there is still time for President Obama and Secretary Kerry to demand that Big Oil cover the costs of cleanups and relocating families to homes of equal or greater value due to the frequency of earthquake rumblings that have become an unnecessary and dangerous norm in so many people’s lives here in the Lone Star State. 

D: Man! The Republican Party was put in place in state legislatures methodically and the House of Representatives through redistricting and crafty campaigns crookedly condemning the President of the United States, like the Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and Arianna Huffington rallying shenanigans right before the Republican Party’s big political wins in the 2010 midterms. I believe that Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and Arianna Huffington are sincere Koch Klutz Klansmen.   

M: Dude! Jon Stewart? No. I don’t think so. I wholeheartedly believe that Colbert and Huffington threw him under the bus back in 2010. Stewart sincerely believed he was doing something undefiled all along whereas Colbert and Huffington calculated their every move to hurt the Democratic ticket in the 2010 midterms. Stephen Colbert and Arianna Huffington are the faces of the Republican Party, men and women artfully putting on a show for the public, appealing to youth and the young at heart specifically with roundabout interests underneath for the GOP.   

D: Man! Charlie Rose stepped in for Bob Schieffer two weekends ago on Face The Nation while Martha Raddatz anchored for George Stephanopoulos on This Week. Wisconsin Representative Paul Ryan characteristically did not answer the questions he was asked and, instead, gave a shout out about the Keystone XL Pipeline creating so many jobs for US.

M: Dude! At most, it will create just over a few thousand temporary and fifty plus permanent jobs. 

D: Man! Those are really rough estimates coming from you!

M: Dude! There are elaborate pipelines coming from Russia to Europe through Ukraine. I wonder if there have been accidents there as well, or whether the Western World, particularly Hillary Rodham Clinton, are humiliating President Putin because his infrastructure is sounder and stronger than the those being built today in North America, from Canada into the United States specifically.

D: Man! I also wonder about the safety of the oil infrastructure in Iraq, after seeing The Rachel Maddow Show’s documentary about why the United States went into Iraq a second time under George W. Bush. Big Oil should provide the residents of the neighborhoods they upset with natural gas pipelines with insurance. There ought to be a high level of accountability on the part of oil companies and conglomerates.

M: Dude! Come to think of it, Chernobyl, Ukraine’s nuclear accident in 1986 affected Western European nations as well. Rates of thyroid cancer in the children born during and after the disaster soared and tragically took aim when the children were in their preteen years or thereafter.

D: Man! We’re still entrenched in the nineteen hundreds when it comes to long distance aviation standards and technology. Why isn’t there constant radar communication capability in airplanes above all the oceans of Earth? You know, the speculative misinformation from the Malaysian military and government officials frighteningly resembles the ghastly misinterpretations and the ghastlier reinterpretations of decorum and the laws made by the United States Republican Party. Look at the way Darrell Issa disrespected Elijah Cummings! No wonder the President of the United States keeps a good distance between himself and the Congressional Republicans!

M: Dude! As a White American male, I am ashamed of the way the national press corps has publicized the five-year anniversary of the modern day Republican Party’s pilfering of the electorate through calculated moves such as the Tea Party movement and, of course, redistricting and shredding absentee ballots that got US George W. Bush, the Congressional Republican Majority in the House of Representatives in 2010, and then the perversities of Governor Chris Christie’s that are finally surfacing and revealing the big teddy bear persona to actually have been that of a rotten scoundrel.  

D: Man! If anything, commemorating the Tea Party is like commemorating the Klu Klutz Klan! And to make matters even more treacherous, Chris Christie is the president of the Republican Governors Association and actively promoting the careers of conmen and pornography promoters, Rick Scott of Florida and Rick Perry of Texas. Doesn’t associating with a healthcare industry fraud and a Movie Gallery shareholder reflect the lack of character of today’s Republican Party?       

M: Dude! Why were Edward Snowden and Julian Assange showcased via satellite at the South by Southwest festival this year?

D: Man! Why was Woody Allen showcased with the 2014 Golden Globe Cecil B. DeMille Award?

M: Dude! There is one question to which I do have a concrete answer. The Republican Tea GOP used Florida’s thirteenth congressional district election to test whether their new cheating strategy would work.

D: Man! What’s the Republican Party’s strategy?

M: Dude! The Koch brothers and Sheldon Adelson place third party candidates in political campaigns in order to take the few percentage votes that could have, for example, gone to Democrat Alex Sink in her run for Congress against Republican David Jolly in Florida last week.

D: Who was the third candidate in that race?

M: Dude! Lucas Overby, who took a total of 8,799 crucial votes. Keep in mind that Democrat Alex Sink lost by 3,417 votes to Republican David Jolly.

D: Man! The American national press hasn’t been covering the third candidate in their reporting of the news from Florida’s thirteenth congressional district; I am convinced they are aligned with the Republican Tea GOP’s racialist agenda against the President of the United States! They have already paralleled the Affordable Care Act to nonsense about death panels and outright lies rehearsed by actual cancer patients like Julie Boonstra of Dexter, Michigan!

M: Dude! The Koch brothers and Sheldon Adelson are going global with tactics that they have learned from rereading the atrocities of history. Look at the way the Republican Party has been pressuring against the referendum election in Crimea and, instead, want military intervention over diplomacy. The people of Crimea would have been subjected to second class citizen status, much like women and minorities in the United States today due to the infiltration of state and national legislatures by the far right wing that is the status quo, that is the Republican Party.

D: Man! The Republican Party is targeting women’s reproductive healthcare aggressively. Alongside the cuts to supplemental nutrition assistance programs across the United States, women and children are suffering as well as husbands and fathers because of the GOP mentality that social safety nets ought to be ripped.

M: Dude! The Republican Tea GOP is methodically yanking all the planks in the ladder of progress that Karl Marx described as having attainable steps upwards for the proletariat, the working classers whose interests conflicted with the bourgeoisie, the wealthy whose capitalist aspirations compromised the quality of life and dreams of personal achievements of wage earners and the most neglected: the poor.

D: Man! The Republican Party allegedly loathes communism, yet it is actively derailing the policies the President of the United States that embrace equity and justice!

M: Dude! Democrat David Alameel’s race for the Texas Senate is scheduled by the Republican Tea GOP to “sink” as well, with the runoff between him and LaRouchean Democrat Kesha Rogers scheduled for May 27, 2014. But we cannot let that happen again! Losing Florida’s Thirteenth was enough!