Spokespeople for All US Neighborhoods 2014

(M)an: Dude! The Fort Worth Star Telegram and The Dallas Morning News are not credible sources of information entirely, but they are interesting if read in tandem.

(D)ude: Man! I always place the Star Telegram ahead of Dallas Morning myself. But online access entirely of course, considering the New York Times too has the habit of going into loony righteousness, slogans like allowing Edward Snowden to return to the United States, that has always defined the Republican Tea GOP. And did you hear about Bob Woodward’s latest book release date?

M: Dude! Isn’t Bob Woodward always writing a book or two or three? What’s his latest one going to be covering? Blaming President Obama for having not taken the proper course of action in George W. Bush’s Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan that Walker abandoned bloodied with the lives of millions of Iraqi civilians and United States soldiers?  

D: Man! It really irks me that George W. Bush always gets away with committing murder and mayhem, but what really upsets me is Walker’s newfound interest in charities paying for the care and rehabilitation of our men and women in uniform. And this is that same George W. Bush who smiled and talked, with his beady eyes and chameleon rattlesnake mouth, of never apologizing for the two longest military engagements in United States history.     

M: Dude! George Walker Bush is unapologetic and evil, still getting away with wanting to address our brave soldiers while accumulating some tax breaks for the vast amounts of funds he deliberately stripped Iraq and Afghanistan of in chorus with President Hamid Karzai. Basically, Walker is the terrorist counterpart in the United States for Al Qaeda and Karzai is scared to come forward and admit to witnessing and partaking in the annihilation of two nations within the span of Walker’s eight years as president of the United States.     

D: Man! What about the annihilation of the World Trade Center Twin Towers? George W. Bush orchestrated it, I believe, because the tomfool cold and blank stare he gave after being informed in front of the television cameras was calculated, just like the bumbling persona he put up as a way to dodge the political scrutiny just like Reagan always made certain to have helicopters in the background so that he would not be pressed to perform extemporaneously.  

M: Dude! Seriously, what’s the book Bob Woodward is working on right now?

D: Man! I believe Bob Woodward is currently working on a biography of Speaker of the House John Boehner to be released just weeks shy of Election Day, November 4, 2014. It’s a Tuesday that is crucial for Democrats to win back the House of Representatives and keep their majority in the United States Senate.

M: Dude! It’s crucial for Democrats to win over the gubernatorial races and the state legislatures. The Washington Times is a very cranky conservative newsreel and there are numerous crankier newsreels infiltrating the media market with messages of just how evil the Democratic agenda is in respect to women’s health initiatives because of the inclusion of abortion rights. The Guttmacher Institute has published studies reinforcing the facts that conservative Republican Tea GOP don’t want released to the public. Facts such as female youth do not engage in sexual risk-taking behaviors as a result of education and services about reproductive health. But the fact that really broke my heart was that the majority of abortion services rendered are for mothers who want to remain in a better income bracket with the children they have then having to sacrifice zip code in order to accommodate additional childcare for the children they cannot afford to give the very best living circumstances and standards.

D: Man! It’s crucial for Democrats to win back EVERYTHING because of the asinine ways the Republican Tea GOP tries to compensate for their inability to comprehend basic laws on the record and grip the added legislation that improves the quality of life for all Americans, immigrant and nonimmigrant alike.  

M: Dude! There are grave intellectual pitfalls in the Republican Tea GOP. However, I have a feeling that when you attempt to be blatantly prejudicial and always keeping a corporate interest at heart, like ExxonMobil’s Rex W. Tillerson and Chevron’s John S. Watson who Representatives Paul Ryan of Wisconsin and Eric Cantor of Virginia align themselves to through advocating for the Keystone XL Pipeline and no new taxes, then there is ample evidence of why the American people need to trust the Democratic Party in these midterm primaries and election day November 4, 2014, a Tuesday.

D: Man! Bob Woodward’s biography of John Boehner is actually more like a blundering autobiography, like Robert M. Gates’ confessional published by Alfred A. Knopf entitled Duty this past January. Remember that one? Whoosh! Bob Gates really couldn’t stand General David Petraeus’ intellectual prowess and deeper concern for our soldiers. If anything, one has to take a compassionate look at General Patraeus’ regard for the well being of not just his sons and daughters in uniform, but thinking about the future of Iraq and Afghanistan.     

M: Dude! Mitt Romney and Jeb Bush are going to be coming into the picture soon, definitely if Jeb’s son George Prescott Bush wins the Texas Land Commissioner position. Did you early vote last week for the Texas primaries? I’m going to be checking out the scene this Tuesday, March 4, 2014, the last day to cast a ballot in the Texas primaries.

D: Man! I was looking at Texas Secretary of State Nandita Berry’s biography and believe that Governor Rick Perry only appointed her to make the Republican Tea GOP look ethnically diverse and get voters to basically elect against their own geopolitical welfare.

M: Dude! Voters who decide to cast a Republican Tea GOP ballot will be placing their lives in the hands of George Walker Bush and such severance of government regulations that they and generations after them will have to pay dearly and fight tough battles in a socioeconomic war.

D: Man! The people Ed Shultz interviewed in South Dakota and Nebraska last week were easily taken advantage of by notions that they would be sharing in the wealth generated by the Keystone XL Pipeline. They forfeited their property rights by signing away their sovereignty via contracts that basically went unread because the door-to-door salespeople for the Keystone XL Pipeline persisted them for their signatures when in fact TransCanada ought to have given them ample time to read the fine print. TransCanada and its United States supporters ought to be charged for fraud and punished alongside the Republican Tea GOP misleading local communities to vote against their self-interests.

M: Dude! Corporate interests bought the Supreme Court of the United States and Republican Tea GOP candidates that the American Media persistently sides with, whether it be subtle like ABC News or any of its affiliates or blatant like the Faux News Channel. People have to run in order to vote considering all the obstacles placed in their way by the Republican Tea GOP. We are living in times where a straight party vote for Democrats is not at all foolish or shameful. Voting for the Democratic Party guarantees candidates that will embody competence and teamwork and professional integrity.

D: Man! The Democratic Party is the way out of the draconian legislative agendas that the Republican Tea GOP is implementing state-to-state. And Bob Woodward’s biography of Ohio Representative and Speaker John Boehner will definitely be overlooking how the Republican Tea GOP has essentially divided up in order to infiltrate through mass public confusion national and state legislatures. They don’t care about the vulnerable and the poor and working classes. The Republican Tea GOP may want to disconnect from Reagan’s legacy on the premise that Ronald Reagan was not conservative enough, however, they are in actuality attempting to adopt a league of delusional presidents that Bob Woodward is currently annotating in his anticipated bestseller on John Boehner.

M: Dude! Chris Christie, John Boehner, Ted Cruz, Marsha Blackburn, and numerous other Republican Tea GOP are spreading their own influence around foolishly with pseudoscience and pseudo intellectualism like that of their martyr George Walker Bush.

D: Man! And keep in mind that Walker is the guy who truly believes that practicing Jews can be willed into practicing Christianity. That’s a significant indicator of just how ridiculous the Republican Tea GOP and its martyr are and how much disregard they have for geopolitical peace.

M: Dude! The Republican Tea GOP is responsible for the homophobia in Uganda and Russia. The delusional presidents Christie, Boehner, Cruz, and Blackburn, are going to be playing the race card with our biracial African American president in order to get the electorate to vote against their own self-interests. But, one last thing, the Native American leaders Gary Dorr and Wizipan Little Elk, who spoke with Ed Schultz last week, were the most enlightened about the affairs of state and national domain. They would make the best spokespeople to come to Washington, DC and speak with leaders on behalf of even White American neighbors.

D: Man! Bob Woodward’s book about the Republican Tea GOP comes in time for the fifth anniversary of its Tea Party caucus. I think Woodward must keep in mind the costs to taxpayers for the times Congressional Republicans chose to not convene in addition to the $24 billion price tag for the sixteen-day government shutdown.