(D)ude: Man! There are not just dangerous levels of water
pouring into our homes and cars and businesses in the Dallas - Fort Worth
Metroplex due to severe climate conditions and torrential rains, but peaking
levels of hate for the federal government being communicated in the Dallas
Morning News and Fort Worth Star-Telegram newspapers.
(M)an: Dude! I’m petrified of the levels of hate rising
amongst the White Flight neighborhoods hit hardest as a result of these ferocious
storms. The supremacist GOP Republicans duped White Flight residents into
voting for them, promising change that never came. The change the GOP
Republicans are instituting right now, is to not declare states of emergencies
until it is too late for people to plan their escape and recovery. Hence, our
police officers and firefighters and military personnel end up rescuing
preschoolers from floods when the water rushes into school classrooms and when school
buses become stranded en route.
D: Man! These delayed reactions are costing us lives! But
that is exactly what the GOP Republicans want! Just look at the levels of
flooding that have hit DFW so far. The dilapidated infrastructure, the roads
and bridges we utilize while those who can afford the cost take the newly built
toll roads, has been made even more dangerous with the flooding downpours as
those roads and bridges were already in need of repair and now have sustained
further architectural blows because of the floods rushing forth and wiping out entire
towns underwater for hazardous lengths of time.
M: Dude! The water damage the roads and bridges have
sustained will result in further collapses as the federal money being requested
by the municipal and state governments right now will be pocketed by the delegated
GOP Republicans. Have you noticed just how frighteningly trashed Fort Worth and
Dallas look since the 2014 Midterm Elections ushered into office Republican Texas
Governor Greg Abbott and Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick? The local parks and
the municipal and statewide grass running through these two cities is not being
maintained and people rely on that maintenance because they must trudge through
those parks and grasses to and from work, the transit stops have been so
neglected that the grass obstructs to the point where bugs begin to become
bothersome as one is awaiting the arrival of the city bus.
D: Man! Federal funds are being consumed by neoconservative politicians
for personal wealth purposes, taxpayers mistakenly believing there are
inspections being done and investigations being made into the structural
breakdown of our levees and other preventative infrastructures that could have
saved so many from harm’s way if the GOP Republican majority in our government
had allocated funds with timeliness and honesty. Trust but verify should not
apply only to other nations with whom we negotiate, but to the politicians we
elect into office as well. I am appalled that there is no one auditing where
exactly the money coming in from the federal government went and how the state
budgets were dispersed amongst greedy politicians, not programs meant to
sustain communities like ours.
M: Dude! People who have seen the severest conditions from
the floods are susceptible to bacterial and respiratory infections. Hospitals
must provide free access to physical exams to determine just how much damage
the victims, who must slog through such polluted sludge waters, have sustained.
Such Third World conditions are being witnessed but going unreported by the
neoconservative United States Press Corps and political majority. The only
available coverage of the horrors unfolding in the DFW Metroplex is being
broadcast by sportscaster Dale Hansen’s WFAA.
D: Man! That sludge people are trudging through these days
is poisonous hazardous material. The whole DFW landscape is covered with
fracking infrastructure that is not being regulated nor held accountable for
polluting the creeks and ponds and rivers surrounding the Metroplex. I am
scared that the major bodies of water and the pipelines underground are colliding
and producing flammable remains of homes and businesses that cannot afford to
deconstruct entirely and clean out before rebuilding. The funding to finance
such an endeavor will never reach the people of DFW, only to be pocketed by the
Republican GOP Majority across the State of Texas.
M: Dude! People who are without medical insurance must be
mobilized and transported to nearby hospitals. You know, the overwhelming rest
of us cannot afford helicopters like Chris Christie in the public sphere and
Tom Brady in the private realm. Doesn’t Mitch McConnell’s Senate and John
Boehner’s House of Representatives not understand that they cannot tarnish
anybody but themselves as a result of deliberate inaction? Don’t the GOP
Republicans know by now that their efforts to kill and maim the American People
and the American Military by rendering climate change ridiculous make them come
across as foolish dolts?
D: Man! You just had to bring up the NFL Cheat Tom Brady!
Look! The guy left his first wife in middle of the second and third trimester
of pregnancy in order to court the underwear model Gisele Bundchen. The guy’s a
dirt bag like no other and Gisele is an other woman like Julia Roberts, who
broke up Daniel Moder’s first marriage to become his second wife. The four
ought to get together in Tom Brady’s helicopter and whisk folks like us out of
these swamplands that did not have to become the harsh realities that they are as
a result of cheats like the Republican GOP.
M: Dude! Would there be room in that helicopter for Leon Panetta
and Robert Gates?
D: Man! Yeah, those two could also use the company of
likeminded cultural degenerates.
M: Dude! That would include the people in charge of Vogue and
Teen Vogue magazines. They’re selling ISIS and journalism as eroticism, with
front page titles like [June 2015’s Vogue] “My ISIS Seducer: The Journalist and
the Jihadi” alongside gross misrepresentations of the niqab and burqa inside.
D: Man! The niqab and burqa are not to be misinterpreted as
terrorism! They serve the same purpose as the religious habit. Tunic, scapular,
cowl, and veil! Muslim women wear the niqab and burqa with the same sign of
consecration that Christian women avail the tunic, scapular, cowl, and veil. The
former Marine Jon Ritzheimer ought to know better by now to want to desecrate
the Father of Islam, Muhammed, and bring scoff onto Phoenix, Arizona. As the
Bible warns us, scoffing is never an answer.