Man! Dude! Session #170

(D)ude: Man! These late night legislative ambushes from the Republican Party are becoming alarming. Do you think the Republican Party is callous with the lives of women and minorities because of the men on the Supreme Court aligning themselves with these conservative right-wingers? 

(M)an: Dude! Yeah?

D: Man! What’s the matter?

M: Dude! I have been wracking my mind over how to disassemble and reassemble this handheld portable vacuum cleaner. I have read and read the manual to the point I cannot remember what it was I was trying to figure out in the first place!

D: Man! Reminds me of the Tudors and their flight-delayed storks! I think the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge will be staving off the press and their child will be allowed public outings aside the to and fro from the palaces when he or she is ten-years-old.

M: Dude! I would agree if it were not for Prince William’s job as a rescue pilot. He will have to return to work sooner or later!

D: Man! Well, let me help you in figuring your intensions with that vacuum device. You wanted to be able to disassemble and reassemble it. Like what Detroit Emergency Manager Kevyn Orr and Michigan Governor Rick Snyder have been trying to get away with cuts to 20,000 retirees’ pensions and current health care coverage.

M: Dude! Detroit’s Republican Emergency Manager Kevyn Orr and Republican Governor Rick Snyder are now seeking bankruptcy hearings in the court of a conservative judge because Ingham County Circuit Judge Rosemarie Aquilina ruled this past week that it was unconstitutional to take actions that would decrease the pension benefits of public employees.

D: Man! But that’s according to the Michigan’s Constitution! That’s why Kevyn Orr bypassed Judge Aquilina’s ruling completely and chose to continue with bankruptcy filing although the action is unconstitutional under the Michigan Constitution.

M: Dude! It is no surprise to anyone that the Republicans Orr and Snyder are seeking out U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Steven Rhodes. Judge Aquilina clearly did not favor their schemes and cited they were violating Michigan’s Constitution. So, obviously, now they want to seek out a favorable verdict in federal court with the U.S. Constitution.  

D: Man! So how did it happen so seamlessly?

M: Dude! Judge Rhodes was hand-selected by Chief Judge of the U.S. 6^th Circuit Court of Appeals Alice Batchelder. A staunch conservative, she was appointed to the federal bench by President Ronald Reagan and then appointed to the appeals court by President George H. W. Bush.

D: Man! Can Kevyn Orr and Rick Snyder actually disregard a state judge’s ruling like they have Judge Aquilina’s?

M: Dude! Corruption has no rules of engagement. It is total anarchy, especially with the current Republican Party.

D: Man! All is quiet on the neoconservative front, have you noticed? The Republican Party is acting like it’s ushering in new perspectives like the Bush Dynasty is old school and classic presidential. George H.W. Bush was in reality overlooked by President Ford’s White House Chief of Staff Donald Rumsfeld as a potential Vice President twice.

M: Dude! I think that Mikhail Gorbachev stoked the egos of Presidents Reagan and H.W. Bush for the benefit of the people of present-day Russia. Actually, I think Gorbachev kept the destructive mechanics of the Republican GOP at a distance with his cleverness and foresight.

D: Man! I appreciate Gorbachev for his brilliance as an internationalist. Just imagine how much could have been taken from the former Soviet Union if Gorbachev had not kept the Republican presidencies of Reagan and H.W. Bush outside and outmaneuvered intellectually.

M: Dude! I sense a need for restructuring in the United States judicial system. And, most importantly, a movement to the ballot boxes during the midterm elections and most especially a joining of the different groups that are forming and marching on behalf of women’s rights and racial justice following the mass closings of Planned Parenthood Clinics across the country and Trayvon Martin having died as a result of Florida’s Stand Your Ground law.

D: Man! Governor Rick Snyder doesn’t want a government bailout and is adamant about bankruptcy being the only answer to the problem in Michigan right now. I think he and Orr and the GOP in Michigan want to figure out a way to pocket vast amounts of money, probably the pensions of retirees that they claim must be sacrificed eventually, like six months from now.

M: Dude! Governor Rick Snyder is clucking like the Mother Hen of the GOP, Representative Paul Ryan. Like the Ryan Budget, this doomsday proposal by the GOP Governor of Michigan Rick Snyder ought to be looked upon with severity.

D: Man! The United States economy is not in debt right now. We experienced a $116.5 billion surplus in June. Yet the Republican Sequestration is still in effect and furloughs have begun, the situation on the path to worsening.

M: Dude! Governor Rick Snyder has concocted a way that he can pocket loads of money before the coming elections that the GOP likes to portray themselves as having lost already. The White House has to audit these Republican-run state legislatures. I seriously sense that the funding for Planned Parenthood Clinics is probably being funneled elsewhere as well.

D: Man! I never thought to question where the funds are going to go now that Planned Parenthood Clinics have been annihilated in these Republican-run state legislatures!

M: Abortions are just 3% of the total services rendered! How does the Republican Party plan to go about caring for the children resulting from unwanted pregnancies? Are they going to naively state as Mother Teresa did that newborns could be abandoned outside her ministerial offices?

D: Man! I think they want women and girls to become just as disenfranchised as in the times of Margaret Sanger! Sanger was arrested when she, her sister, and a friend opened the first birth control clinic in Brooklyn, New York in 1916. You know, I think the state funding that was blocked from doctors and clinics that advocate for abortion rights in Texas by Judge Gary Harger on December 31, 2012 ended up in the pockets of the Republican male degenerates who do not even care to acknowledge exceptions in cases involving rape and incest.

M: Dude! Republican Attorney Generals have had a history of subpoenaing medical records of patients treated by Planned Parenthood and releasing the sealed records to the public!

D: Man! Jesus wept!

M: Dude! Jesus weeps! Look at how Senators Ted Cruz of Texas and Rand Paul of Kentucky are seriously being considered as potential presidential material for 2016! That’s like the Republican Party is setting up for a Jeb Bush or George P. Bush for 2016. After all the Tea Party train wrecks, the Republican GOP thinks it can get people to rally around the Bush Offensive!

Sahir Ludhianvi (1921-1980) Plea For Civilization, p.483 (translated from the Hindi-Urdu by Alverston & Associates

A Plea For Civilization

Yahweh, God, Allah,

All Your names!

Dearest One,

Bestow wisdom upon all!

All inhabitants of this earth,

You raised all!

Nobody is lesser,

Nobody is superior.

Dearest One,

Bestow presence of mind to all!

There is no purchasing power of the birthright, yes?

There is no higher value placed upon those born propertied, yes?

Everybody’s graciousness is his or her recognizance, no?

Dearest One,

Bestow Your wisdom upon all!

Sahir Ludhianvi (1921-1980), p.483 (translated from the Hindi-Urdu by Alverston & Associates) 

Man! Dude! Session #169

(M)an: Dude! The nexus that New York Senator Kristen Gillibrand is constructing with Republican Senators Ted Cruz of Texas and Rand Paul of Kentucky is a hazardous one at the very least.

(D)ude: Man! Like a slippery slope that heeds landslides?

M: Dude! Huh? Yeah? Okay? Are you okay? Your back giving you trouble?

D: Man! I fell twenty-eight inches down off my bed after being startled awake by my very own voice. I did not know I talked in my sleep. But the strangest part that really alarmed me was how I was apparently managed to carry on a conversation in two distinct voices.

M: Dude! You actually discovered that you carry on talks between yourself and you?

D: Man! It wasn’t like a Dr. Henry Jekyll and Mr. Edward Hyde personality, but more like a Ying and Yang sequencing.

M: Dude! Strange case! Much like Ted Cruz and Rand Paul’s sudden alignment with Kristen Gillibrand.

D: Man! Texas and Kentucky Senators Ted Cruz and Rand Paul only want to pursue this issue in order to mess up the day-to-day efficiency at the Department of Defense, which is under the direction of Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel.

M: Dude! Do you think Harry Reid and John McCain finally agreed to the nuclear option, which was given that foreboding byname in 2003 by Republican Mississippi Senator Trent Lott and was utilized only as a threat in 2005 by Republican Tennessee Senator Bill Frist to combat the Democrats’ filibustering judicial nominees of then-President George W. Bush.   

D: Man! That’s just it! I think Harry Reid and John McCain seriously believed that President Obama would be a one-term president and that Mitt Romney was going to take the White House and, hence, the configuration of getting business done would have been around the constant declarations of wars abroad.

M: Dude! Really? So, President Obama’s second term was a shock to the system, which provoked the politically conservative Supreme Court to derail the Voting Rights Act of 1965 and defer the decision on Affirmative Action Policies to the lower courts?

D: Man! Yeah! And this whole situation with Democratic Senator Kristen Gillibrand and GOP-Tea Party burros Rand Paul and Ted Cruz is troublemaking in which the Special Victims’ Counsels, or SVCs, are being undermined at the very start of their implementation by Air Force JAGs who are being rigorously sought for characteristics like empathy and are specially selected by Lt. Gen. Richard Harding to stand up for the rights of victims’ of sexual abuse in the military.

M: Dude! One hundred percent of airmen in the Air Force who have received Special Victims’ Counsel have reported extreme satisfaction with the services they have received and, let’s keep this in mind too that the SVCs are not charged to prosecute on behalf of the victim, but to represent the best interests of their assigned clients. Many male victims are deciding to report sexual assault as a result of the authenticity in care and concern that they receive from their SVCs. A lot of the victims many times prefer their perpetrators go for therapy and rehab instead of serve jail time.

D: Man! Trayvon Martin’s family should have received the same services as provided by the SVCs in the military.

M: Dude! Yeah, the United States Judicial System needs to provide similar services to the families of victims and the victims themselves, if possible. But a lot of Air Force judges do not like the presence of SVCs in their courtrooms due to the technicality that the SVCs are trained prosecutors nevertheless and that would be in favor of the victim’s case before the courts.

D: Man! Are SVCs favoring the victims? That’s an astonishing notion! Talk about double-edged swords! Wow! It cuts both ways against the victim of the heinous sex crimes, doesn’t it?

M: Dude! It’s going to take a lot of time and a lot more uncorrupted Democratic Party Presidents like Barack Obama. In fact, I think the Republican Party must be held accountable for obstructing as much as they did and not be elected into positions of power in 2013 and the 2014 midterms. Their misbehaviors are direct attacks on the rights of women and minorities in the United States. The Republican Party will only continue to solidify its irrevocable supremacist injustices, not matter how much Democrats like New York Senator Kirsten Gillibrand would like to believe otherwise about thugs like Senators Ted Cruz of Texas and Rand Paul of Kentucky.

D: Man! Do you think the Civil Rights Movement has reawakened in the wake of an unarmed Trayvon Martin being shot to death and his prosecutor and the defense team for the murderer salting the wounds of the nation and the Martin families with their insensitivity and lack of regard for the life of an African American teenager who only meant to make a quick run over to the corner store for candy and tea before returning to a championship game?   

M: Dude! Remember how students from the local high school near Texas Occidental Franchise University would spend weekends and summer nights outside in their cars, with blaring music and screaming teenage girls and boys laughing and making out in deserted parking lots?

D: Man! I really thought that those teenagers and college students were tacky and cheap.

M: Dude! But did they ever get reprimanded from the local patrol cops?

D: Man! No! The patrol cops only jutted into the mess of howling hoodlums to see whether there were any minority men in the hoopla.

M: Dude! George H. W. Bush ushered in a time to kill and his son George W. Bush continued the sickening practice. I don’t remember the “thousand points of light” speech, but I do remember the subsequent “thousand points” of plight and the way Iraq and Afghanistan have been reduced to such deplorable ghost towns with the living dead sending their sons to trek the thousands of miles to places like asylum-granting Sweden, it is that unbelievable wretchedness that the GOP wants to spread and will if they are not exterminated in the midterm elections!

Man! Dude! Session #168

(D)ude: Man! A forty-five-year-old man shot to death an African American teen scholar in Jacksonville, Florida this past Friday over the issue of loud music playing in the teen’s unarmed friends’ SUV.

(M)an: Dude! Jordan Davis was a seventeen-year-old magnet school student gunned down last November at a gas station where his killer Michael Dunn fired eight shots at his friends’ SUV. Can you imagine the injustice that Jordan Davis hasn’t yet received the respect of being given a definite time frame of events as they unfolded?

D: Man! Last November? I am certain I read several accounts of how it just took place! I bet Angela Corey will probably find this lack of a definite time frame of events as a technicality that can be used against Jordan Davis.

M: Dude! I sure do hope not! Isn’t it enough that Angela Corey heartlessly paraded her foolish expertise riddled with total racist disregard for Trayvon Martin on television like a dolt? I mean, Angela Corey is the Florida Prosecutor put in place by Rick Scott, the cheating gerrymandering Republican governor! She snuck in a six-figure pension increase for herself earlier this year on the grounds that her predecessor did not choose to do so.   

D: Man! Sounds like a blatant Republican oversight by the State of Florida and its reigning degenerate master: The National Rifle Association! If you are a Republican anywhere in the United States, your cheating and long-term tactics are regimented and authoritarian.

M: Dude! The only reason the Republican Party never gets ousted for good and makes surreptitious comebacks is because of the underground network of clandestine moves they think no one would ever be able to sense and, remember, fools rush in and this little tidbit of cliché defines the shallow and money-mongering GOP. I read somewhere that John Kerry is the target of interest for conservatives and then overheard that someone suspicious was taken into custody outside his home fairly recently.

D: Man! Speaker of the House John Boehner and the Republican caucus members probably want to loot the Middle East. I think George W. Bush recently took a trip to Africa for the tackiest but commonest reasons: He wants to revive the Bush Dynasty through the political ascension of his brother Jeb or Jeb’s son George P. Bush. And, get this, Lauren Bush Lauren, granddaughter of George H.W. Bush and wife of designer Ralph Lauren’s son David Lauren, also visits Africa whenever she and David feel compelled to reassess their good fortunes through goodwill excursions to some of the most toughest parts of the continent.

M: Dude! Hillary Rodham Clinton clearly stated how the United States could easily provide stovetops to sub-Saharan families to enhance their quality of life from the rudimentary diet they still subsist on and spend hours of their time retrieving from vestigial sources when compared to developed nations.

D: Man! Madonna is exploiting Muslim girls in her new project to promote yet another money generating, subpar clothing line like the one at Macy’s. Meanwhile, Lady Gaga continued to exploit her followers by disrespecting their station in life via an abrupt acknowledgment that she does not pay her workers overtime and felt betrayed by a former employee suing for a measly $393,000! Madonna is close to billionaire status and Lady Gaga earned a minimum of eighty million despite canceling her tour due to an injury last year.

M: Dude! The private sector cannot ever take the place of government financing social safety nets. Madonna and Lady Gaga and Jon Bon Jovi are exemplary tightwads who only, like Mitt and Ann Romney, care to garner tax breaks for their philanthropic endeavors. If you study what Madonna’s been up to lately, you can sense a superficial regard for women and girls: If the Queen of Pop really wants a revolution of love, she can start by understanding how her adorning a chain niqab only threatens Muslim women’s access to Western culture by invoking hate and disrespect.

D: Man! How is Madonna invoking hate and disrespect?

M: Dude! If Muslim clerics want to demote women and the Western Hemisphere, they can easily make pictorial reference to Madonna’s adorning the niqab alongside her sexually charged performances and make a point to censor a whole lot more than anybody can ever imagine.    

D: Man! I was wondering how Jon Bon Jovi figured into our talk, but remember clearly the reason for him sharing the spotlight with other private sector financial hoarders: After donating one million dollars for Sandy relief efforts that have not concluded thanks to Governor Chris Christie’s “I don’t care” Republicanism. Reminds me of the Swedish Punk Rock Girl Duo Icona Pop’s summer anthem “I Love It”…   

M: Dude! Chris Christie would be well advised to repeat after Icona Pop: “I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone. I crashed my car into the bridge. I watched, I let it burn.” The Sandy relief effort being blocked is a deplorable Republican Party tactic, you know?

D: Man! Is New Jersey Governor Chris Christie just putting on airs of concern for New Jersey families, but in reality is aligned with the GOP?

M: Dude! Let’s just say that, like Madonna, Chris Christie is only in the business of smug self-servicing and might as well don a chained niqab and join Madonna on her latest glib moneymaking pilgrimage.

D: Man! They both are quite similar, I agree! But it is a form of disrespect to adorn a niqab as a man. There was a Bollywood actor who faced fines and charges of misconduct when he adorned a burqa in order to escape paparazzi.

M: Dude! Madonna probably wore the chained niqab after seeing photographs of Lady Gaga in a burqa last year.

D: Man! Both women are treading in the danger zone with their Muslim getups.

M: Dude! Both women are so enthralled by their powers that they probably think the worst possible scenario to come out from their sacrilegious disregard for another culture’s traditions is their own martyrdom!

Man! Dude! Session #167

(M)an: Dude! Florida State Attorney Angela Corey behaved really foolishly at the prosecutors’ press conference following the not guilty verdict in the Trayvon Martin murder trial.

(D)ude: Man! Everybody appeared to be on the side of the defense team, including Angela Corey! What’s up with that?

M: Dude! Republican Governor Rick Scott, the same guy who tried to cheat Mitt Romney to presidential victory in the 2012 election, appointed Angela Corey Florida State Attorney.

D: Man! She’s really into firing her office workers for going against or even questioning her and seeking legal guidance from private attorneys, which is enough evidence for Angela Corey to dismiss her employees from their jobs. Shouldn’t Angela Corey’s crude conduct at the middle of the night prosecutors’ press conference following the middle of the night verdict of not guilty for George Zimmerman be called into public scrutiny? There were a lot of tweets about her despicable disregard for having lost the case involving a teenager who had been racially profiled by a man who actually went on Faux News to declare that his murderous actions were the work of Providence?

M: Dude! It wasn’t just Zimmerman deciding to go on the Faux News Channel, but to specifically choose Sean Hannity as his medium to convey his lack of remorse and totally self-serving god complex that really makes me worried for all minority teenagers going out at night in these Stand Your Ground Zones in the United States.

D: Man! I heard that the National Rifle Association is running Florida and that’s why there are atrocious policies being adopted by the Republican GOP like Stand Your Ground. I also heard many grieving African-American parents and community leaders express grave concern for their sons. Apparently, there is a culture of immense fear amongst Black Americans that White America shuns from ever sharing and covering on television.

M: Dude! You’re referring to how young Black men are instructed on how to not provoke fear and possible subsequent fatalistic responses from White and non-Black members of society that could possibly stand their ground in a convenience store or shopping center or even on the street if they become suspicious of even the slightest movement coming from a Black man’s pockets.

D: Man! Sean Hannity and Angela Corey and Rick Scott are essentially the postmodern version of the White Supremacy Movement. I read somewhere that the Klu Klutz Klan is actually seriously considering diversification and allowing people like Angela Corey into their organization. Angela Corey is Syrian-Arab American but looks Hispanic and acts completely like an apathetic, White sophisticate, celebrity-obsessed washout.

M: Dude! Angela Corey’s record of prosecuting people is very heartless and coldblooded. Angela Corey went after a 12-year-old boy from Jacksonville, Florida, wanting to convict him as an adult when clearly there had been documented domestic violence and sexual abuse that had led to Cristian Fernandez killing his 2-year-old half-brother.

D: Man! If Angela Corey can be so determined to try a 12-year-old troubled child as an adult, what kept her from expressing the same amount of determination in getting George Zimmerman convicted of Trayvon Martin’s death? Was it because of Trayvon Martin’s race?

M: Dude! That reminds me of another unjust conviction that Angela Corey pursued relentlessly in May 2012: A victim of domestic violence, 31-year-old Marissa Alexander had returned home to retrieve possessions during a time of day when she thought her ex-husband would not be home. However, he was present with their children there as well. But, Angela Corey sought a 20-year prison sentence because Marissa Alexander had fired a warning shot in midst of an argument with her ex-husband in front of their children.

D: Man! Was Marissa Alexander’s race factored into Angela Corey’s prosecutorial pursuits?

M: Dude! Marissa Alexander is African-American!

D: Man! And the jury in Marissa’s case found her guilty because the jurors believed she had not fired in self-defense, but with the intent to kill?

M: Dude! It is outrageous but true! What is also outrageous but true is George Zimmerman now wants to sue NBC Universal for defamation.

D: Man! What? Nonsense!

M: Dude! The jurors found and the prosecution presented Marissa Alexander as having endangered her children by firing into an adjacent wall in her ex-husband’s house.

D: Man! And the jury agreed that the bullet fired missed hitting one of the Alexander children by only inches?

M: Dude! Angela Corey was convinced at the time that the bullet fired could have deflected downward where the children stood instead of deflecting upwards as it did.

D: Man! Trayvon Martin was judicially lynched last night.

M: Dude! Marissa Alexander was judicially lynched last year.

D: Man! I don’t get how George Zimmerman and the defense attorneys as well as the judge and the foolishly talkative Angela Corey could have managed to smile and laugh-the Zimmerman family members smiled and laughed too. Trayvon Martin, the 17-year-old teenager shot the night that Zimmerman decided to put the law into his own hands, is dead!

M: Dude! This is what happens when the Extreme Right manages to buy the Supreme Court and the United States Congress. If Mitt Romney had won last November, then he would be utilizing that building in Afghanistan that cost the taxpayers 34 million dollars and which ABC News cannot keep from emphasizing in their nightly news as being signed off by President Obama.

D: Man! There’s going to be a Congressional Hearing on this sometime in the near tomorrow?

M: Dude! I believe there is a chance of that happening! I would be surprised if the Congressional Republicans do not succumb to the pressures of such a wasted team of correspondents as ABC Nightly News.

D: Man! They’re always repeating segments from previous years and just several months back, like that sunscreen warning that you must at least dab an entire shot glass full of the stuff in order to truly get any benefits out of the product.

M: Dude! They are a messed up quackery over there aren’t they?

D: Man! They scare the tan off my skin! Seriously! I may not be too tanned, but the little bit of color I manage to put on due to my environment at work, I lose with loons like Angela Corey being given full reigns to foolishly talk on and on and on! She really did, I am convinced, bulldoze herself into a professional grave last night.

Man! Dude! Session #166

(D)ude: Man! This Snowden kid is a thirty-year-old computer systems hacker who is now being used by international drug cartels to bring unneeded attention to the National Security Agency and the Central Intelligence Agency to circumvent possible drug possession charges and subsequent revelations of an international illegal arms trade taking place as we speak and Snowden jumps from Hong Kong to Moscow to South America in order to divert attention from the Republican Party’s direct ties to the illicit world of trafficking arms, drugs, intelligence, and quite possibly perpetuating the global sex markets.

(M)an: Dude! Corruption to the nth degree is what I would focus on too, given all that you just shared! You know, I read somewhere that one of the FBI’s most wanted fugitives was a man who sought sex with minors abroad and actually found several points of clearance for his pedophilia before being brought back to the US and charged for such heinous crimes.

D: Man! I think Edward Snowden is just a startled piglet that doesn’t understand the boars he is dealing with at the moment.

M: Dude! Snowden was tired of living a mundane existence and Dick Cheney and Co. gave him ample grounds for committing espionage. Let’s not forget that Snowden has on many occasions sited Cheney as his hero.

D: Man! That is bizarre! Edward Snowden probably has sustained head trauma somewhere down the chain of command. Do you think he was a Republican coquette?

M: Dude! Bloomberg and several other press sources report that President Obama’s approval rating are dropping in his second term. I don’t agree. I just think the time has come for American voters to take to the streets and demand respect for their voices and decision-making skills regardless of the consequences.

D: Man! Wasn’t this surveillance system in place during the George W. Bush years?

M: Dude! That’s just it! President Obama’s presidency is the most transparent ever and the American people must take a step back and try to comprehend why Snowden even wanted to come forward right now than earlier or later. Clearly, the countries where he has provoked demonstrations are in the dark about the reality of the illicit trafficking inside these countries that claim to be open to protecting Snowden.

D: Man! Protecting Snowden is like protecting corporate corruption and keeping these global underground markets abroad fresh and without the utmost scrutiny that they deserve to receive in actuality.

M: Dude! Snowden is a Ron Paul fan and has the same erroneous line up of seriously executed flapdoodle like, “I’m neither traitor nor hero. I am an American.”

D: Man! He’s a local yokel desperately seeking stardom and significant name recognition. In the end, I think he’s just another rustic rube like Amanda Knox, lacking common sense to not get wrapped up with foreign governments and questionable dirt by publishing an autobiographical account of a court ordeal in Italy that clearly involved the taking of a life of another quite graphically.

M: Dude! That’s an excellent point right there. After such sobering accounts of a violent end to her roommate’s life, Amanda Knox chose to still go ahead and write a book of the tragedy? What was she thinking?

D: Man! Amanda Knox, like George Zimmerman, allowed her primal sense of tainted and skewed justice to override basic mechanics of decorum for a split second that cost her freedom and consolidated her calculated sadism.

M: Dude! Daniel Ellsberg and Julian Assange have come to Snowden’s defense. But we are in different times these days with this war on terrorism. And the Eastern Hemisphere as well as the Western Hemisphere suffers because of leaders who are invested in their own financial advancements than global peace and lasting solutions. With the exception, of course, of President Obama and his Administration keeping their activities transparent, I think this policy of keeping openness is contributing to the rough criticism the White House has been receiving.

D: Man! Democracy is working and evolving under the Obama Administration and the Republicans are just bluffing when they declare the biggest myth of all that conservatives have come to an irresolvable point in their existence and are facing total extinction.

M: Dude! That is totally nonsense! That’s how the Republican Party manages to elk its way back into the mainstream and the White House: By portraying themselves as a changed party when they don’t have the capacity to even consider the underground markets for abortions they are indirectly implementing by closing down and disabling Planned Parenthood.

D: Man! The Republican Sequestration is slowing global markets and there are cries from all continents about the way the US GOP is stalling the international economy, and I am convinced that the GOP is indulgently making our lives miserable so that they can cheat and cheat their way back into the fabric of our lives.

M: Dude! They have accomplished that for sure! Just look at all the abortion clinics being closed down in states with Republican state legislatures and governors. What about Roe V. Wade? Is the downgrading of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 essentially a license for gerrymandered Republican districts and states to just outlaw federal policy?

D: Man! Yeah?

M: Dude! This is reprehensible! And the GOP doesn’t care about US! They have already sold their souls to the devil.

D: Man! Really?

M: Dude! I mean, just look at the way they pounce about in the House of Representatives and then recess for limitless vacations. John Boehner’s House has indulged in more time away from work than George W. Bush! Remember how W and Laura Bush would retire to Camp David and elsewhere like Mitt and Ann Romney vacationed in midst of campaigning?

D: Man! The GOP Republicans are unwilling to accept the results of the 2012 presidential election, trying to contest inclusive policies embracing diversity in the American electorate despite the fact they and the Supreme Court of the United States unfairly brought George W. Cheney into office in back-to-back elections without Al Gore and John Kerry once losing their composure like Mitt Romney and Ann Romney still do!

M: Dude! We cannot afford Republican state legislatures and GOP hoarders in the White House. We must stand up and kick these backward Republicans out of office.

D: Man! I’m getting ready for the midterm elections, you know? Yeah, I plan to take a whole basketful of croissants and a gallon of iced tea and stand in line with these refreshments atop a lawn chair that I will probably not need to sit in since I am building up my stamina and calf muscles by regularly walking the neighborhood every morning and evening.

Man! Dude! Session #165

(M)an: Dude! Mike Huckabee’s political action committee clearly states its stances on the four issues that constitute Huck PAC, Inc.’s founding principles.

(D)ude: Man! Mike Huckabee’s got a PAC? He’s the former governor of Arkansas and has been quite vocal like the absolutist revisionist that he is: Apparently Christianity is the only route to eternal salvation and personhood can be likened to slavery.

M: Dude! These guys are perverts, aren’t they? Yet President Bill Clinton has been linked to supporting these redneck ukuleles too.

D: Man! Former President Bill Clinton has guided me along a steadfast spiritual enlightenment of my own lately. You cannot judge Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton by her husband’s shenanigans.

M: Dude! That’s a profound insight! You really cannot judge a woman by her husband’s shenanigans or her child’s actions. There is autonomy of character that must be respectfully acknowledged.

D: Man! So what kind of founding principles does Huck PAC, Inc. stand by?

M: Dude! Founded in 2008, Huck PAC, Inc. is adamant about defending the second amendment and stomping the Obama Administration’s attempts to pass gun control legislation. And, the real kicker I think is that there are multiple avenues through which you can financially contribute to every cause via a conveniently placed link besides every issue and multiple other linkages to exactly the same place of emphasis: Your pocketbook.

D: Man! One of the principles must be pro-life, given all the activity countering pro-choice rallies in Austin that have taken place these past two days.

M: Dude! Yes! And then there is their exclusive support of traditional marriage between a man and a woman. And, don’t forget there are the Defend Life Fund and Save Marriage Defense Fund links besides each principle.

D: Man! What’s the last principle? Something against the Affordability Care Act sounds like a possibility, if not a Republican necessity?

M: Dude! Supporting balanced budgets and spending cuts and repealing Obamacare along with tax reform, Mike Huckabee is just as formidable an opponent of civil rights and worker rights as New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, the thug who expressly states without fear how much he doesn’t care about anyone but himself  and how his business is no one’s business but his own. 

D: Man! Governor Chris Christie and Mike Huckabee do not budge when being identified as democratic and blue, therefore they are capable of evils beyond human contemplation. But, I agree immensely, their snide remarks about whose business is whose really vexes me. Actually, it makes me sick!

M: Dude! Huck PAC, Inc.’s fundraising goal for July 2013 is a one thousand donations and they have so far successfully collected 99, but as to the who, what, when, where, and why, it’s anybody’s guess.

D: Man! Mike Huckabee is a talking contradiction of multiple kinds, isn’t he? I remember him paralleling personhood to slavery, yet his response to Natalie Portman’s pregnancy predating her marriage to the infant’s father was a revelation of Huckabee’s hypocrisy and perversion: “it’s unfortunate we glorify and glamorize the idea of out of wedlock children.”

M: Dude! Regarding Huckabee’s hypocrisy and perversion, when he praised redneck ukulele David Barton, Huckabee stated, “I almost wish that there would be a simultaneous telecast and all Americans would be forced at gunpoint to listen to every David Barton message.”

D: Man! David Barton has denounced all religious sects, excluding Christians of course, as being incapable of holding public office and was mentioned in the promotional literature of Pastor Pete Peters who is linked with several neo-Nazi groups. Barton is a lecturer for Glenn Beck’s online university.

M: Dude! Texas Occidental Franchise University’s got this one associate professor in one of its graduate programs that cannot help but categorize students, especially nonwhite members of the student body, into crude generalizations, as Mike Huckabee promoted the notion that President Obama had been raised in Kenya.

D: Man! There are a lot of Faux News Commentators from TOFU whose siblings or spouses, unbeknownst to them, have engaged in lewd behaviors purposefully out of ethnic strife, including spitting on multinational students and making sexually charged gestures at them. And now these slurring bigots are raising children of their own inside 100% Caucasian-White wedlock.

M: Dude! When the Supreme Court of the United States basically annihilated federal government oversight from the Voting Rights Act of 1965, it unbeknownst to itself has ushered in a really dangerous era of ethnic strife in the United States. On the large scale, the likes of these far-right personalities like Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin may be entertained as foolish and absurd, but the damages that society sustains when these folks are no longer contained by laws and a general respect for those who sacrificed their lives for universal civility and humanity, then we the people are imperiled, especially our children.  

D: Man! To be subjected to the shock talk of Rush Limbaugh every morning on the way to school in a parent’s car or on a mobile phone on the school bus, I would imagine irreparable intellectual damage.

M: Dude! Parents need to engage their children in one-to-one adult discussions about world affairs and pestering bigotry, regardless of their own identifying characteristics.

D: Man! Mike Huckabee has written many books, the latest featuring his own two grandchildren in his grandfatherly embraces. Talk about false prophets!

M: Dude! There is redemption and the whole thing about recognizing good fruit trees and bad fruit trees is too simplistic for US, especially now that we have begun a new millennium and shall become an interplanetary species by 2020, when right this minute astronauts are gearing towards an eighteen month mission to Mars.

D: Man! Novak Djokovic’s mindset and attitude are absolutely breathtaking. After all the fights on the tennis courts and six grand slams, Djokovic keeps levelheaded and cool. I don’t think I’ve ever seen such coolness in any existing person! Yeah, Murray won Wimbledon 2013, the first British player in 77 years to win, but Djokovic is one cool guy!

M: Dude! This cold war that the Republican GOP continually hammer about on Faux News and elsewhere is fabricated, just look at the way engineers from Russia and the United States and Canada, and practically every country in between for that matter, have come to an understanding that we as humans must transcend earthliness and evolve into an interplanetary species.

D: Man! Do you think we will evolve into those alien faces that Humanity attributes to other planetary beings?

M: Dude! That’s an interesting way of interpreting those very unparticular faces! Yeah, our journey onwards as Martians and Venusians may require us to take on new facial mathematics. I don’t know.