Man! Dude! Session #127

(M)an: Dude! The Republican Party is misbehaving to extreme once again.

(D)ude: Man! Have the Republicans ever not done anything dirtier and meaner than the current sequestration?

M: Dude! I am afraid that Paul Ryan’s budget will go through and Medicaid and Medicare will be chopped from national concerns to statewide concerns.

D: Man! That’s what Jeb Bush wants in order to find himself and his son George P. Bush in the White House in 2016 and 2028.

M: Dude! As farfetched as it sounds, you are onto something very important and worrisome here. Jeb Bush, like the Republican Tea Party members across the country, was so convinced that his colleague Mitt Romney would win the White House, he wrote a manifesto that was officially released today about immigration and what essentially he and Romney had concocted to do away with in the years ahead. In the book, Jeb Bush describes providing a path to citizenship for those who came here illegally as being “undeserving”!

D: Man! Jeb Bush has flipped sides once more despite his book release today. He now believes that there may be a case for providing a path to citizenship. I don’t believe it! The Republicans are getting away with enforcing the principles that were outlined in the Paul Ryan budget proposal last year, which is not available online anymore, having been replaced with a convoluted website and a ten pager with double wide margins and font sizes varying so dramatically throughout that I seriously think I temporarily lost my ability to read smaller and concise writings, including the daily comics.

M: Dude! The Republican Party is thrashing the poor and working classes like us, and then going after the integrity of the American middle class phenomenon by eliminating the social safety nets that defined US. We cannot afford to have our healthcare and workfare benefits reduced to vouchers that the individual states decide to ration.

D: Man! I am scared! What is it that the GOP wants? To create a mess to blame President Obama for making when Paul Ryan doesn’t even have the courage to put his original budget plan online for everyone to see? That is a grave injustice, to demand transparency of the Obama Administration and then not practice transparency within the Republican caucus. Marco Rubio went to Israel to bargain under the veil of compassion with those who the Republican Tea Party GOP conglomerate is protecting through shady dealings.

M: Dude! You think that Netanyahu has been bought?

D: Man! Who has not been bought abroad? The Democratic Party is also infiltrated with Republican operatives. Look at senatorial hopeful Ashley Judd from Kentucky. Junior Senator from Kentucky Rand Paul and Senior Senator from Kentucky Mitch McConnell have purposefully constructed a Hollywood coup-d’état by which McConnell will be reelected this November.

M: Dude! Okay. So, Ashley Judd is Republican Hollywood like Gloria and Emilio Estefan?

D: Man! They at least were outspoken about their contributions in the eighties and nineties! But Ashley Judd is a part of a bigger action plan that Republicans do not want distilled. The GOP is sending shameless pipes like Senators John McCain and Lindsey Graham on the road selling a bipartisan immigration plan, which is of interest only now because GOP lost Hispanic voters considerably.

M: Dude! The immigration hype and the disintegration of the American middle class and the elimination of the poor and working classes are factors that will guarantee a less-diversified voter turnout in 2014 and 2016.

D: Man! The Republicans have put together a construct of such factors so that people do not want to immigrate to the United States and white men like us are only allowed easy access to the polling stations and booths. And, to top the polar ice cap, Antonin Scalia has already used shark wordage to basically sink Section 5 of the Voting Rights Act, which would mean even more crooked Republican tactics like voter suppression and outright disqualification methods like identification and photographic proofs.

M: Dude! I was told I did not resemble my driver license photograph the other day. I spoke with Bob and Marta just yesterday and they laughingly showed me their driver license photos and insisted that many African-Americans have the same double take stares from police officers due to the lack of clarity in driver’s licenses.

D: Man! We are hard liquor White-Americans like Ashley Judd and her famous family. But I wonder if Ashley Judd would insist on gathering more evidence upon seeing Bob and Marta’s driver licenses if she were a cop. I know what I would do if I were a cop. I’d practice an equal opportunity impartiality. Not because of not being able to decipher minorities, but my equally embarrassing inability to decipher the status quo. Did you know I couldn’t get my uncles and aunts straightened out on either side?

M: Dude! You cannot tell the difference between blue and green eyes and auburn and strawberry blonde!

D: Man! Please don’t even try to engage me in that hair and eye color contrasting business. I have nightmares of having to sit in a salon chair and have my own hair not just dyed, but highlighted as well!

M: Dude! We are hard liquor White-Americans, but not rich like the Judd country music and movie legends.

D: Man! Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez died of cancer today. He is said to be with the left and the poor, but became inflicted with the double-dealings that go along with politics. And it got me thinking… The GOP is menacing, not stupid as Bobby Jindal alleges.

M: Dude! Democracy is in the hands of the people and Medicare and Medicare not being wrecked by the currently unavailable and elusive Paul Ryan budget proposal must be brought to the table and graded by bipartisan United States public high School teachers and the interdisciplinary mettle available at community colleges like ours. Like a courtroom jury selection process, except this time the chosen can be intelligible, unlike NRA’s newest spokesperson Colion Noir.

D: Man! Colion Noir? Is that the NRA’s deliberate take on the Black Panthers? Because the “Noir” can be translated as “black” in French and “Colion” brings to mind the lion and the whole “co” prefix that could mean co-opting the rigidity of Wayne LaPierre.

M: Dude! Couldn’t have dissected it better myself! 

Man! Dude! Session #126

(D)ude: Man! Henrique did not get that job at the non-profit organization. Despite being Hispanic American and clearing the three rounds of interviews necessary for the job, his not knowing conversational Spanish really cost him the position.

(M)an: Dude! Aalim managed to not get hired in the nonprofit sector. Although he entered the sociology program at one of the online universities with satellite offices in the DFW Metroplex, his not knowing Spanish cost him a lot of career opportunities.   

D: Man! Henrique confided that because of his not having learned Spanish, a lot of non-profits looked at him as a cost than a benefit.

M: Dude! Aalim’s supervisor asked him pointblank if he wanted a job lower in rank than his internship.

D: Man! Henrique actually got offered a position as a phone operator and greeting specialist at one of the hospitals downtown. And, get this, the position usually only requires a high school diploma and some college.

M: Dude! What’s the matter with the status quo? What’s keeping US from integrating well beyond the scope of public school classrooms?

D: Man! Remember how everybody managed to segregate along the lines of socioeconomic status primarily, yet the washed up blonde/auburn guys and gals in the lower rungs always got amnesty if they were attractive and smart?

M: Dude! It was very uncomfortable trying to find a place at a table during lunchtime! And I read in the headlines today about a twelve-year-old boy who was taken off life support yesterday. Apparently, he was bullied at school and got into a confrontation that left him with a concussion and such brutal seizures that the doctors put him in a coma.

D: Man! Remember how our teachers always told us to fight back and learn to stand up for ourselves? It would be really interesting if a twenty-first century kid were to record a teacher addressing the issue of needing to fight back on a cell phone or any recording gadget hidden inside a pocket or wallet.

M: Dude! There was a girl who did a sting operation with her cell phone techs and found out a thirty-year veteran teacher was the culprit confiscating cash from students’ backpacks.

D: Man! Supreme Court Justices Scalia and Roberts appear to be downgrading Section 5 of the Voting Rights Act of 1965. They appear to have forgotten history. I seriously think they are reading texts very similar to the ones Texas and Louisiana Public Schools under Governors Rick Perry and Bobby Jindal continue to adopt for their diversifying student bodies but without any trace of race relations at home and abroad.

M: Dude! I did not know that the Japanese-Russo War was such a source of oxygen for the Asian continent and that Togo Heihachiro was celebrated throughout Asia, prompting people as far apart in culture as India naming their heirs after the Japanese admiral.

D: Man! That is a piece of history that is blurred to favor instead the Occidental West, not the Oriental East.

M: Dude! The Republican Party has lifted the Paul Ryan misleading blueprint Path To Prosperity and replaced it with an even more unsound document entitled The House Republican Plan For America’s Job Creators: Empowering Families, Small Businesses, and Entrepreneurs. What about US, the middle and working classes and the poor?  

D: Man! They state in the third page of the latest document you listed, that they would favor quote unquote job creators by reducing governmental regulations on greenhouse gases and pesticides and another 184 that cost US American jobs.

M: Dude! The GOP Republicans want US to suffer as they wade about like lame ducks in the pool of sequestration that is in every way a sinkhole for the disenfranchised. The Americans that lose jobs as a result of regulations are large and small businesspeople.

D: Man! So the people hiring US will get regulatory leeway under the Republican Party’s Plan? Does that mean that the poor, working, and middle classes and their needs are not at all addressed in the Republican Plan?

M: Dude! Yes. Yes! Without business regulations, shopkeepers and storeowners will begin by abusing infrastructure as well as employee livelihoods. Remember that gift shop across from the Texas Occidental Franchise University’s main campus?

D: Man! The one that sold fudge and soap products side-by-side?

M: Dude! Please don’t remind me! But, you’re right about that being the place I’m referring to here.

D: Man! A lot of places sell their food items next to caustic products! There ought to be government regulations about what nonperishable materials you can place next to food items. The fudge at the gift shop was really unappetizing. I heard that the owner purposefully sold mediocre perishables so she did not have to incur too much overhead.

M: Dude! Imagine a world where that gift shop’s keeper’s mentality were the order of the day. Basic civility will be chucked out the door and even more so if Section 5 of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 is chucked as well.

D: Man! The Republicans are not for US! They are playing a perverse game of chess where all of US poor, working, and middle classes are stripped of our core respectability.

M: Dude! Human rights! The Republican Party Of Texas website proudly states that the Texas House Republican Caucus voted in opposition to Medicaid expansion as proposed under the Affordable Care Act.

D: Man! Under the AIDS Drug Assistance Program, anti-retroviral drugs are keeping so many HIV positive individuals alive! And the Medicaid expansion would only mean less disease transmission as a result of more education and self-care initiatives among the afflicted! You know, Bobby Jindal in Louisiana will have ample evidence of artificial selection as a result of the deaths incurred by US, but will remain adamant about the creationist mumbo jumbo remaining in public school curricula even as we die!

Man! Dude! Session #125

(M)an: Dude! Pakistani Ambassador to the United States Sherry Rehman was really hungry for that red velvet cake in front of her at the latest international talks she presided over on CSPAN!

(D)ude: Man! Sherry Rehman is Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari’s mistress. It’s a complicated mess, you see, because Sherry Rehman was just a vehicle away from Benazir Bhutto’s when Benazir Bhutto was assassinated on December 27, 2007.

M: Dude! Talking about Pakistan, did you know that on March 11, 2013 Asif Ali Zardari plans to inaugurate the gas pipeline project scheduled between Iran and Pakistan? Zardari seriously thinks, like Mitt Romney, that no one in the international sphere knows of his ruthless cheating ways. Seriously, the Nobel Prize money that Malala Yousafzai were to win would be confiscated by the Zardari regime immediately.

D: Man! Doesn’t Zardari have enough already? I heard that Benazir Bhutto’s father sent her to Harvard University on the underground money that he made like his son-in-law is tugging out of people right now in Pakistan. And, seriously, why hasn’t the UK given Malala Yousafzai an invite to live safely there?

M: Dude! Mitt Romney seriously believes he is the President By Proxy! The entire fiasco over sequestration leads me to believe that the Republican Party is seriously disrespecting President Obama and thinking of itself as the controlling body of power by proxy.

D: Man! The style of abuse that the Republican Party is practicing with President Obama is like that Munchausen Syndrome By Proxy where children come into the hospital exhibiting symptoms that just don’t constitute a specific disease. Later, it is found out that the parent inflicted abuses upon the child purposely to have the attention of the medical community on themselves. And, to make it worse, the nurses and doctors are initially led to believe that the parent is really concerned for the child!

M: Dude! Look here at The House Republican Plan For America’s Job Creators!

D: Man! You forgot the subtitle… Empowering Families, Small Businesses and Entrepreneurs…. But what about the rest of US, huh? Paul Ryan cannot possibly believe that every fruit in our family trees and his can build a corporation, huh? You know, this GOP plan is filled with a lot of illustrations and photographs that are totally unnecessary. Does the Republican Party really think it can convince everybody, including working class folks like us, with such hogwash? They are Grand Old Pork!

M: Dude! They could have at least provided some of those charts that Paul Ryan manages to pull out from underneath tables and chairs whenever he is on news shows. That would be far more respectable than these overblown imageries and huge fonts. They are so inconsistent that I am certain that my middle school teachers would argue to hold back the creators of this pointless manifesto for at least two grade levels.

D: Man! The Communist Manifesto was far more sensible and balanced than The House Republican Plan For America’s Job Creators!

M: Dude! You forgot the subtitle… Empowering Families, Small Businesses and Entrepreneurs.

D: Man! Thanks for the reiteration. But like I said earlier, Munchausen Syndrome By Proxy is reprehensible. And abusers include not just the GOP, but Antonin Scalia on the Supreme Court. Although by the looks of Section 5 of the Voting Rights Act, it appears that Black Americans might lose all that they have fought for post-Civil Rights, in actuality the demographic that ought to be most concerned is Hispanic Americans.

M: Dude! Senator John McCain was caught in the act of straddling the fence between the traditional GOP and the Tea Party megalomaniacs at those now infamous town hall meetings where he knowingly reduced Hispanic Americans to folks who serve as babysitters and lawn maintenance workers for White Americans like himself and Cindy McCain. I really wish those historic pieces of degradation could be replayed to Antonin Scalia after he had reduced the historic piece of legislation put into place after so many had given their blood, sweat, and all so that we could be the United States that we are today.

D: Man! I want there to continue to be a United States of America where the press corps cannot be bought and where it ought to be obvious that the Republicans are trying to create such a mess as to divert President Obama’s attention from the Keystone XL Pipeline that will basically trash not just the landscape of America, but trash its chief drinking water supplies and wildlife. But with the BP Oil Spillages from not too long ago, I believe the reports indicating that TransCanada is already starting to negotiate the United States for thinner steel to build with in areas that are clearly prone to earthquakes are true.

M: Dude! And there are also reports that TransCanada wants to pump the thick bitumen through thinner pipelines AND at a faster rate than is reasonable. Reminds me when the BP oil disaster findings about the oil rig explosion and the oil gusher that flowed oil outwards for three continuous months was all entirely determined as having been human accidents.

D: Man! The Path To Prosperity Plan that Paul Ryan and John Boehner and Eric Cantor believe to be flawless and nonnegotiable, clearly spelled out how it would redesign Medicare into a voucher program and favored increasing the defense budget to the point of The Path To Posterity becoming defunct in times of war. That really concerns me! I think the GOP is still abiding by the Path To Prosperity written by Paul Ryan before President Obama’s reelection last November.

M: Dude! Representative Kay Granger of Texas District 12 is tooting support for the Paul Ryan Budget, which lacks statistical integrity. And I think Texas Representative Jeb Hensarling of District 5 is the architect of the sequestration that took effect on Friday. Although the GOP website has penned it the “Obamaquester”, Jeb Hensarling is the guy to credit.

D: Man! The layoffs and the furloughs are all his imagining and doing?

M: Dude! The Republican Party put the sequestration into place because they trusted Karl Rove and Grover Norquist with vulgar amounts of money to put into play voter suppression tactics and other cheating mechanisms that would make Mitt Romney win the presidency. But the whole scam plummeted and Karl Rove and Grover Norquist skipped town with the entire stash of billions, maybe trillions.

D: Man! What can we do?

M: Dude! The American Press Corps needs to add faces to the sequestration, state-by-state. The GOP Tea Party Republican hodgepodge wanted what we got as a result of sequestration and the ball is in the states’ courts, and Texas Senators Ted Cruz and John Cornyn are tooting just as much for the Paul Ryan budget, which means we are in a loophole ourselves, surrounded by leaders we would never 

choose to legislate our lives. Thank goodness President Obama got reelected!

D: Man! Mitt Romney and Asif Ali Zardari share a lot in common. The Cayman Island bank accounts and meetings with fellow cheats at the Conservative Political Action Conference 2013 mirror the Pakistani president’s shady dealing with Iran. The CPAC 2013 is being held March 14, 15, and 16, conveniently after Zardari’s inaugurating the Pakistan-Iran gas line project. Who knows? Maybe the GOP is waiting to see what takes place between Iran and Pakistan before they begin their platform of bringing the Keystone XL Pipeline into the United States.

Man! Dude! Session #124

(D)ude: Man! The sequestration is in effect and it’s Primero de Marzo and the Republican Party is hammering away at placing the blame on the Obama Administration. But isn’t the sequestration what the Republican Party wants?

(M)an: Dude! My father is the Tea Party Republican in my parents’ marriage. My mother? Hmm… She is a victim of multiple abuses that cannot be practically covered and expose my father’s decision to construct their home as a toppling house of cards.

D: Man! What happened? Are your parents going to make it?

M: Dude! Of course they will! But the damage set in is insurmountable and permanent. Guys like my father favor their own families of origins in middle and late life. Forget the fact that my father severed ties with his parents and siblings and ran off to the metropolis at seventeen.

D: Man! It’s like how House Speaker John Boehner cannot control his caucus, huh?

M: Dude! My father favors his relentlessly conniving younger sisters and their daughters and sons despite the fact that these family members holiday back and forth between the northeast coast and the southern region.

D: Man! They can actually afford traveling nonstop to and from those regions?

M: Dude! We’re working our britches off at the construction site and the hardware store, whilst my father waltzes and dines periodically with family and friends who have ripped off my mother’s ideas and creative ventures.

D: Man! I remember! Aren’t these the relatives who copied your mother’s wedding dress design item-by-item and then had the tenacity to ask her for a detailed opinion that later became another sister’s wedding gown, and, later, the start of a wedding boutique?

M: Dude! Talking about Tea Party marriages, even Tom Cruise booted Katie Holmes out of their family homes by deciding to allow his sisters and their bully kids into their residences. I believe the brash bunch of outsiders disciplined Suri Cruise unnecessarily.

D: Man! Why don’t men like Tom Cruise just provide a home apart from his own family to relatives?

M: Dude! Tea Party Husbands like the high drama and the resulting wreckage to their own wives and children so that they can come across as the sane and the humanitarian.

D: Man! Sounds more like selfish heroics on the part of the animalistic husbandry.

M: Dude! My mother is entangled in this injustice still and my college-educated sister and brother-in-law live next door for the purposes of providing a voice to our voiceless mum. Hence, the sense of humor and the sense of purpose that exudes from her despite our pa’s Tea Partier mentality.

D: Man! I don’t understand why as Shirley MacLaine’s only child and daughter, Sachi Parker had to endure the financial abuses that her celebrated actress mum made her endure. But Shirley MacLaine is an excellent example of how the Tea Partier mentality is just as endearing in women as in men.

M: Dude! Sachi Parker’s best friend went as far as to summarize her impression of the terror that was Mum MacLaine being, “I’m glad she’s not my mother.”

D: Man! Sachi Parker’s memoir Lucky Me is a classic and classy look into the heart of a great soul… No, not Mum MacLaine, but Mum Sachi who is beautifully spirited and forever forgiving of the cruelties she battled with-and without-her mother.

M: Dude! Let’s pray that Shirley MacLaine will embrace her one and only child and the incredible grandchildren she has got to get to know in order to ascend to the necessary dimension of existing that will be a part of her departure from this present existence.

D: Man! Whatever! The underlining lesson for Shirley MacLaine to grasp before dying is to leave her purse in the most loving and forgiving hands she’ll ever encounter in her cosmic travels… Her daughter Sachi’s!

M: Dude! If my mum had turned on me and against me like Shirley MacLaine, I would be too broken up to even exercise the thought of becoming a parent myself.

D: Man! Sachi Parker is a great example of how good will and graciousness overcome all the odds your otherworldly mum threw at you like the actress Joan Crawford leaving behind nothing for her son and daughter, thus the alias “Mommy Dearest”…

M: Dude! Tea Party parenting is an awful way of bringing up a child, let alone the United States Economy. Why must parents like Ben Affleck indulge the National Inquirer by having his children on such a strict diet that one of them actually marked a bag of popcorn as belonging to her alone by affixing part of the package to her mouth momentarily?

D: Man! Children ought to be given a break! Gosh! Do you know how many people herald their parenting methods in Hollywood as commendable?

M: Dude! Everyone?

D: Man! Just about!

M: Dude! Sean Hannity chews pork rinds just as much as George H.W. #41 and George W. Bush #43.

D: Man! I’ve heard that Faux News reporters must chew pork rinds and yellow Nestle Laffy Taffy, apparently that’s the color of the stuff that spewed forth from Hannity’s mouth as he angrily addressed having his cholesterol levels spiked by Representative Keith Ellison’s remarks about his unprofessionalism.

M: Dude! The GOP is Grand Old Pork!

D: Man! When will the Grand Old Pork cease to multiply? The day that Bob Woodward and Chris Christie will be able to level the seesaw between their wishy-washiness as Tea Parry sweethearts and desire to indulge in the perks and privileges that go along with Grand Old Pork?

M: Dude! What about a day when Senator John McCain is sentenced into a banana tree and ordered to jump into a banana boat from the height of ridiculousness that he spatters alongside his killer Drew Peterson smile at Town Hall meetings?

D: Man! The level of ridiculousness that the Grand Old Pork has transcended with their indecency and disregard for US folks is enough to land them in Disneyland. Bob Woodward cannot get the Epcot place of wonder out of his mind, mentioning Mickey Mouse with just as much enthusiasm as he announces plans to write his next novella.

M: Dude! There used to be “Cops and Robbers”… However, “Cops and Caucus” is much more present-oriented, don’t you think?

D: Man! Milwaukee Police Chief Ed Flynn is going to be targeted by the Republican Caucus? I believe Senator Lindsey Graham ought to be questioned about voting “nay” to the Violence Against Women Act, the Disaster Relief Appropriations Act, the treaty ratification protecting the rights of persons with disabilities, the amendment to increase TRICARE coverage for autism, and the amendment meant to adequately address the need for sufficient number of civilian and contract services workforces.

M: Dude! Have you discovered Vote Smart dot org? I knew it!

D: Man! Know it! Project Vote Smart!

Man! Dude! Session #123

(M)an: Dude! David Letterman invited Chris Christie, but overlooked a major flaw in the Governor of New Jersey’s getup. Governor Chris Christie is the exact same person who riled revoltingly about anything dealing with the Democrats and President Obama at the Republican National Convention in 2012.

(D)ude: Man! This was the exact same convention where John Boehner made references to throwing President Obama out of a bar miserably wasn’t it?

M: Dude! That was exactly the one. Remember how Senator Dr. Rand Paul of Kentucky competed for “Most Aggressive Slur” alongside such political rogues like Rick Santorum, John McCain, Condoleezza Rice, Susana Martinez, Tim Pawlenty, Rob Portman, Jeb Bush, Clint Eastwood, and Marco Rubio?

D: Man! If David Letterman is supporting Chris Christie, Letterman has lost his marbles.

M: Dude! If David Letterman is supporting Chris Christie, Letterman hasn’t yet had to clean up layers of soot off the floors of his home like our relatives in Brooklyn, Queens, and Staten Island who had been spared death by drowning or electrocution like so many victims of Hurricane Sandy.

D: Man! David Letterman lives in Montana and Indiana himself and commutes to New York City, doesn’t he? And, anyways, even if he chooses to live below his means in New York City a good part of the time, I bet David Letterman isn’t having to rely on penny-saving relatives in nearby boroughs who themselves are suffering the aftereffects of Sandy even nowadays.

M: Dude! While Governor Chris Christie was watching the Super Bowl with the 49ers franchise owner’s exclusive box seats. On February 3, 2013, Governor Chris Christie said the following, “I think by next February, you’ll see that New Jersey will have recovered a good amount from the storm, and it will be a good way to turn the page from being victims to being survivors and thrivers. And that’s what we’re going to be hoping to do by next February”… The “it” in that statement being the proposal by Republicans like Louisianan Governor Bobby Jindal and Democrats like New Orleans Mayor Mitch Landrieu to move next year’s Super Bowl to New Jersey.

D: Man! I bet that is another one of Governor Chris Christie’s Republican principles that he cannot compromise on: The demand that the private sector be totally responsible for rebuilding the damage done by Super Storm Sandy. Hah! I wonder how many displaced relatives of his are living with him at the New Jersey Governor Mansion!

M: Dude! The houses that remain after the Hurricane Sandy are molding and the residents have to do almost all the cleanup by themselves. Seriously! Governor Chris Christie believes he can get away with pretending to have severed ties with the Republican Party, not being invited to the American Conservative Union’s Conservative Political Action Conference on March 14, 15, and 16, 2013 in Washington, DC, and gotten the private sector to kick into effect by getting New Jersey to host the 2014 Super Bowl. This is ludicrous!

D: Man! It’s all premeditated and Kentuckian Senator Mitch McConnell is up for reelection as well as Governor Chris Christie. But the Republican Party’s refusal to raise more taxes in exchange for additional spending cuts is a miscalculation on the part of the GOP! But to get around this roadblock that they have placed between themselves and President Obama, John Boehner and Eric Cantor have started acting like thugs and finishing their statements with an insincere recipe that they cannot even get straight themselves about their own families’ personal struggles and, if at all, anything having to do with one or two of their constituents that are benefitting from Boehner’s or Cantor’s charities at the local level.

M: Dude! John Boehner and Eric Cantor believe that by securing Governor Chris Christie and Senator Mitch McConnell’s seats in the upcoming November 2013 Elections, the Republican Party can sweep the midterm elections in 2014 and continue trying to make President Obama’s presidency come undone.

D: Man! Remember the story of the dog that recognized his male caretaker’s voice at a Klu Klutz Klan rally in middle of the town square and ran to him despite all the bed sheets and pillowcases that the Klu Klutz Klan people wore?

M: Dude! I think that was a Chicken Soup recipe right out of Canfield and Hansen’s famous For The Soul series.

D: Man! I believe that’s where the story first drew my attention, but the point is that the dog was able to sniff out his owner from the pack of shrouded messes that collectively gathered downtown. But you can never even teach a canine companion to sniff out a double-dealing hoax like Governor Chris Christie and the collateral Republicans like himself that are giving a false sense of safety and an Independent leaning for the sake of becoming reelected.

M: Dude! The Sequestration drama could have been and can still be resolved if the focus was not so suddenly averted from the rebuilding efforts in neighborhoods devastated by Hurricane Sandy and the Congressional Republicans had not chosen to adjourn for ten days in order to avoid responsible problem-solving. And now that they have returned, John Boehner and Eric Cantor are smiling like sociopaths as are fellow Arizonans Governor Jan Brewer and Senator John McCain.

D: Man! Governor Chris Christie lacks a social conscience as well! I’ve never seen him cleaning up soot off the floors and carpets of dilapidated homes reeking with mold and decay from the onslaught of Super Storm Sandy, which, by the way, was four months ago!

M: Dude! The Republican Party ought to be held accountable for its inaction and the continued delays in financial assistance to the survivors of Super Storm Sandy. Because, unlike Governor Chris Christie and all the collateral Republicans such as he, I think every individual to have suffered loss as a result of the storm should be unafraid of being labeled a victim and accepting government services.

D: Man! No one has the right to question whether or not a mother can buy ice cream for her children when on welfare, but these new brand of Republicans make me afraid for the lives of such women and even more so if the Supreme Court were to overturn the Voting Rights Act. As far as I’m concerned, when the students at Texas Occidental Franchise University can boast about having not been reprehended for having participated in Klu Klutz Klan activities and the professors just laugh or look the other way, the Voting Rights Act mustn’t ever be defeated.

M: Dude! TOFU is full of such sociopathic tightwads, Chief Justice Roberts’ Supreme Court ought to go and deliberate there! The student body, faculty, and staff are overwhelmingly all in favor of House Majority Leader Eric Cantor’s plans alongside the GOP to gerrymander and rig the presidential elections so that the rural TOFU communities have disproportionate amounts of influence over their urban-and-diversified counterparts.

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Man! Dude! Session #122

(D)ude: Man! What does the United States Republican Party want to do for constituents? Why does McCain even bother to have town hall meetings in Arizona with his constituents when he chooses to describe a chart statistic as a “banana” and laugh like Drew Peterson in the wake of such tragic events that the attendees have suffered, like the Aurora movie theatre massacre taking the lives of their sons and daughters?

(M)an: Dude! Senators Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul of Kentucky both have also chosen to grin in the wake of the sequestration like murderer Drew Peterson because they want to purposefully inflict pain through a campaign that they had been devising since the night of President Obama’s first inauguration with Ohio’s Representative John Boehner, Virginia’s Representative Eric Cantor and Wisconsin Representative Paul Ryan scripting the moves that they now hope President Obama’s Administration will succumb to taking.

D: Man! The Republicans that took over the House of Representatives in 2010 actually want their constituents to suffer for the sake of their party leadership gaining wealth and power on the backs of civilians and our sons and daughters in uniform being forced to come home in caskets in order for McConnell, Paul, McCain, Boehner, Cantor, and Ryan to get their own private jets and invites to Cayman Island conferences that Mitt Romney and George W. Bush attend alongside billionaires like Richard Branson of Virgin Mobile?

M: Dude! The Republican Party agenda is three-pronged. And billionaires like Richard Branson are pooling together at those Cayman Island retreats money that is then divided up amongst all membership, like a “I’ll save your back and private jet, and you will save mine” mentality.

D: Man! Who are these Republicans trying to trip up?

M: Dude! Senators Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul choose to give back some money out of their budgets to the United States Treasury instead of investing the excess into poverty programs for the women and children of Appalachia, and have organizations like the McConnell Center for Leadership, Scholarship, and Service at the University of Louisville, Kentucky that explicitly quote John F. Kennedy like a prophet, although Rand Paul admitted during the Hillary Clinton Hearing on Benghazi that he was aware of and in support of the Taliban forces tearing apart the Middle East, including Turkey and Cambodia, the latter comments sounding preposterous at the time and making then-Secretary Clinton question the legitimacy of the concerns with a quizzical face.

D: Man! And then the Ankara, Turkey incident occurred!

M: Dude! The three-prong Republican Agenda is as follows… First, the Republican Party in Congress wants to infiltrate the Taliban with United States weapons by equipping the so-called “Rebels” against Syria’s President Bashar Hafez al-Assad and Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

D: Man! Then what after that?

M: Dude! Secondly, the Republican Congress will feign concern for the ethnic cleansing of the people, especially the women and children in Syria by al-Assad’s Regime. And then they will feign concern over gas prices in the United States, which they have total control over through dynastic powerhouse like the George Bushes and the Alcoa Global Primary Products industry that functions as a participant in the annual Cowen and Company 34^th Annual Aerospace/Defense Conference that was held on February 7, 2013 at the InterContinental Barclay in New York. The Bush Dynasty has direct contacts to the oil business hub in the Middle East while Alcoa is a 125-year leader in industries like metal refinery and construction and transportation.

D: Man! The Republican Party membership is in on the lies and cheats that are operating about in Damascus, Syria and Tehran, Iran?

M: Dude! And in the spirit of humanitarian aide, the Republican Party is planned to send in American military personnel and soldiers and freights that will be labeled as means to an end to the ethnic violence in Syria, and later Iran.

D: Man! Man! Man! Then what?

M: Dude! Then the Republican Leaders plan to bring planes filled with our beloved sons and daughters in uniform who will have sacrificed and died in Republican Vainness and whose loved ones will be allotted a grave to place them in at Arlington National Cemetery.

D: Man! What about Righteous Gentiles like US saving the women and children from the ethnic cleansing?

M: Dude! In order to keep Righteous Gentiles like US out of the way, Congressional Republicans have set into motion the sequestration cuts that will decimate the safety measures in place at the moment protecting the United States from more 9/11 occurrences.

D: Man! What about Chris Christie?

M: Dude! He is in on the perks and privileges program that would have gone into place had President Obama not been reelected and Mitt Romney got his and his billionaire fellowship into the White House.

D: Man! The Republicans are refusing to let go of the fact they lost! Why aren’t rallies taking place on the National Mall? Where are the Churches and the Leaders from the impoverished parishes speaking out?

M: Dude! They are being blocked on hospital televisions alongside President Obama’s cries for help that are not being taken seriously by the national networks and evening news giants like Disney’s ABC and Rupert Murdoch’s Fox Network.

D: Man! What about US?

M: Dude! We cannot wait! We have to take to the streets in a civilized manner to express our hopelessness and demand for justice for everybody. The 700,000 federal workers just in defense who are going to be forced on leave without pay, ought to come together peacefully alongside powerhouses like Reverends and their Congregations.

D: Man! Godspeed! Let the Republican Party not have their way and manufacture such poverty and desperation amongst US that we become, like Syria, extremists for such causes as menial survival, which will affect US White Americans even more so than our minority counterparts.