Man! Dude! Session #122

(D)ude: Man! What does the United States Republican Party want to do for constituents? Why does McCain even bother to have town hall meetings in Arizona with his constituents when he chooses to describe a chart statistic as a “banana” and laugh like Drew Peterson in the wake of such tragic events that the attendees have suffered, like the Aurora movie theatre massacre taking the lives of their sons and daughters?

(M)an: Dude! Senators Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul of Kentucky both have also chosen to grin in the wake of the sequestration like murderer Drew Peterson because they want to purposefully inflict pain through a campaign that they had been devising since the night of President Obama’s first inauguration with Ohio’s Representative John Boehner, Virginia’s Representative Eric Cantor and Wisconsin Representative Paul Ryan scripting the moves that they now hope President Obama’s Administration will succumb to taking.

D: Man! The Republicans that took over the House of Representatives in 2010 actually want their constituents to suffer for the sake of their party leadership gaining wealth and power on the backs of civilians and our sons and daughters in uniform being forced to come home in caskets in order for McConnell, Paul, McCain, Boehner, Cantor, and Ryan to get their own private jets and invites to Cayman Island conferences that Mitt Romney and George W. Bush attend alongside billionaires like Richard Branson of Virgin Mobile?

M: Dude! The Republican Party agenda is three-pronged. And billionaires like Richard Branson are pooling together at those Cayman Island retreats money that is then divided up amongst all membership, like a “I’ll save your back and private jet, and you will save mine” mentality.

D: Man! Who are these Republicans trying to trip up?

M: Dude! Senators Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul choose to give back some money out of their budgets to the United States Treasury instead of investing the excess into poverty programs for the women and children of Appalachia, and have organizations like the McConnell Center for Leadership, Scholarship, and Service at the University of Louisville, Kentucky that explicitly quote John F. Kennedy like a prophet, although Rand Paul admitted during the Hillary Clinton Hearing on Benghazi that he was aware of and in support of the Taliban forces tearing apart the Middle East, including Turkey and Cambodia, the latter comments sounding preposterous at the time and making then-Secretary Clinton question the legitimacy of the concerns with a quizzical face.

D: Man! And then the Ankara, Turkey incident occurred!

M: Dude! The three-prong Republican Agenda is as follows… First, the Republican Party in Congress wants to infiltrate the Taliban with United States weapons by equipping the so-called “Rebels” against Syria’s President Bashar Hafez al-Assad and Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

D: Man! Then what after that?

M: Dude! Secondly, the Republican Congress will feign concern for the ethnic cleansing of the people, especially the women and children in Syria by al-Assad’s Regime. And then they will feign concern over gas prices in the United States, which they have total control over through dynastic powerhouse like the George Bushes and the Alcoa Global Primary Products industry that functions as a participant in the annual Cowen and Company 34^th Annual Aerospace/Defense Conference that was held on February 7, 2013 at the InterContinental Barclay in New York. The Bush Dynasty has direct contacts to the oil business hub in the Middle East while Alcoa is a 125-year leader in industries like metal refinery and construction and transportation.

D: Man! The Republican Party membership is in on the lies and cheats that are operating about in Damascus, Syria and Tehran, Iran?

M: Dude! And in the spirit of humanitarian aide, the Republican Party is planned to send in American military personnel and soldiers and freights that will be labeled as means to an end to the ethnic violence in Syria, and later Iran.

D: Man! Man! Man! Then what?

M: Dude! Then the Republican Leaders plan to bring planes filled with our beloved sons and daughters in uniform who will have sacrificed and died in Republican Vainness and whose loved ones will be allotted a grave to place them in at Arlington National Cemetery.

D: Man! What about Righteous Gentiles like US saving the women and children from the ethnic cleansing?

M: Dude! In order to keep Righteous Gentiles like US out of the way, Congressional Republicans have set into motion the sequestration cuts that will decimate the safety measures in place at the moment protecting the United States from more 9/11 occurrences.

D: Man! What about Chris Christie?

M: Dude! He is in on the perks and privileges program that would have gone into place had President Obama not been reelected and Mitt Romney got his and his billionaire fellowship into the White House.

D: Man! The Republicans are refusing to let go of the fact they lost! Why aren’t rallies taking place on the National Mall? Where are the Churches and the Leaders from the impoverished parishes speaking out?

M: Dude! They are being blocked on hospital televisions alongside President Obama’s cries for help that are not being taken seriously by the national networks and evening news giants like Disney’s ABC and Rupert Murdoch’s Fox Network.

D: Man! What about US?

M: Dude! We cannot wait! We have to take to the streets in a civilized manner to express our hopelessness and demand for justice for everybody. The 700,000 federal workers just in defense who are going to be forced on leave without pay, ought to come together peacefully alongside powerhouses like Reverends and their Congregations.

D: Man! Godspeed! Let the Republican Party not have their way and manufacture such poverty and desperation amongst US that we become, like Syria, extremists for such causes as menial survival, which will affect US White Americans even more so than our minority counterparts.