"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."

Man! Dude! Session #333

(M)an: Dude! Why do you keep invading my personal space like that?

(D)ude: Man! Like what?

M: Dude! Like right now! See? 

D: Man! You keep spraying the cologne away from you! I cannot let it be squandered  since you still haven’t figured out what direction to aim the spray!

M: Dude! You’re convinced that you’re somehow keeping the cologne from going to waste by colliding into me every time I misdirect the spray?  

D: Man! Yeah! I’m not one for lost opportunity.

M: Dude! You’re erratic like Arizona Senator John McCain!  

D: Man! If I’m John McCain, then you’re definitely South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham.

M: Dude! They’re bosom buddies?

D: Man! They’re confederated intimates!

M: Dude! Wow! Speaking of confederated intimates John McCain and Lindsey Graham, have you picked up on the new trend in the Republican Party suddenly to present the worst case scenarios in policy construction possible state-by-state?  

D: Man! Are you talking about Republican Governors Asa Hutchinson of Arkansas and Mike Pence of Indiana?

M: Dude! Yeah! Did you know that the Republican Governors Association Chair and New Jersey Governor Chris Christie thought up the entire charade of implementing heinous policies in order to make way for another Bush Presidency, this time former Florida Governor Jeb Bush?

D: Man! Is the Republican Party crumbling to the extent that now it’s getting state-by-state public policies drafted and passed into legislation that will make Jeb Bush appear to be the only logical solution for the Republican Ticket in the 2016 Presidential Elections?

M: Dude! Yeah! The Republican Party is desperate and will do anything to usher Jeb Bush into the White House in 2016, Chris Christie and Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker just pulling rabbits out of hats in the meantime because they got to their positions of power because of Herbert Walker Bush 41 and Walker Bush 43.

D: Man! Why Jeb Bush?

M: Dude! The Republican Party wants to place American boots on the ground in the Middle East and bomb all the Muslim nations to the point where civilians in countries like Iran and Pakistan will be left stranded in unnecessarily manufactured killing fields by neoconservative President Jeb Bush and his GOP Administration.

D: Man! The cycle of warfare is turning towards another round of ballistics and battles with Jeb Bush 45 waiting to rise up as the savior candidate for the neocon Republican Tea GOP in 2016.