Man! Dude! Session #334
(D)ude: Man! My nieces and I have had it with Teen Vogue and
Lucky magazines! Their publisher Conde Nast has adopted the ways and means of
the American Republican Tea GOP and its Teabag Democrat associates! Like the
Republican GOP and Teabag Democrats and their false promises to constituents, Conde
Nast makes upfront commitments with new customers about signing up for a full
year’s subscription, in this case Teen Vogue and Lucky magazines, and receiving
free gifts that are never delivered as advertised, with base substitutions
mailed instead.
(M)an: Dude! The Republican Party has me concerned for the
very reasons you just outlined. Plus, they’ve got a bad attitude problem when
they and their Teabag Democrat affiliates get confronted publicly about having profited
from pushing the Keystone XL Pipeline legislation, which is archaic and
strategically being pushed through so the American landscape is stripped of all
ecosystems and replaced instead by lands unable to be cultivated, hence remain
or become unpopulated, as a direct result of the onslaught and long term damage
that pipelines inflict upon the land.
D: Man! That attitude problem manifests in the congressional
hearings being held by the Republican-led committees inside the United States
Congress: If you watch U.S. Secret Service Director Joseph Clancy’s testimony
about organizational operations before the House Committee on Oversight and
Government Reform, you will find plenty of instances where abrasive committee
members, Democrats as well as Republicans, self-indulged about their own records
of successes as representatives than asking relevant questions and actually
listening to Director Clancy’s wise responses.
M: Dude! The concept that Committee Chair Jason Chaffetz and
the House Oversight members struggled to comprehend was due process. Director Clancy patiently and intelligently kept
reminding the members about the two due process clauses in the U.S.
Constitution that kept him from disclosing details that could possibly violate
his agents of their due process rights.
D: Man! No kidding! You would think that Representatives
Jason Chaffetz and Elijah Cummings could have at least scheduled the hearing after
that due process interval had passed! The U.S. House of Representatives’ Committee
on Oversight and Government Reform claims “Blow the Whistle on Fraud and Abuse”
as its bottom line online yet the Majority Party Republican Tea GOP and the minority
of Teabag Democrats surreptitiously orchestrate havoc for the middle class and
poor like US!
M: Dude! You’re onto something significant here! You know
how the Republican Tea GOP is parading about with that catchphrase the protected class?
D: Man! Of course! Don’t forget inherited wealth, an appalling appellative integral to the protected class!
M: Dude! The Republican Tea GOP seriously believes no one
can figure out its’ scriptwriters’ deleterious rewrites of English law and
leadership through past centuries!
D: Man! The protected class consisted of landowners then and
the Republican Tea GOP and their Democratic Teabags nowadays are trying to
reconstruct the protected class, only this time it will be comprised of business
owners! These nil-wits are willingly destroying American democracy, diplomacy, and
the middle and working classes for their own projections of gross personal wealth
amidst a World War III Christian Crusades themed annihilation of humanity’s
poorest and most vulnerable worldwide. Why else would the Koch Brothers so
arrogantly strip the American landscape of its beautiful and resilient
design?
M: Dude! The Republican and Teabag Democrat donors are all invested
in the oil, gas, and coal infrastructures of the past that coincide with
horrors and indignities such as human trafficking and unsustainable wages.
D: Man! Yes, that too! However, going back to a point I made
earlier, did you read Martin Greenfield’s
memoir from last year entitled Measure
of a Man?
M: Dude! Martin Greenfield of Martin Greenfield Clothiers?
D: Man! Right! Well, let me catch you up on some necessary
reading regarding the Jewish Holocaust from Martin Greenfield’s memoir.
Pages 64 and 65, “The
Allies and the United Nations had set up displaced persons (DP) camps and other
places of refuge throughout Germany, Italy, Austria, and elsewhere to take in
the nearly quarter of a million displaced Jews. There you could sleep, eat,
connect with fellow Jews, and receive educational training and relocation
support. HAIS (which originally stood for the Hebrew Immigrant Aid Society)
also held Jewish gatherings where you always felt safe and welcome.”
Pages 80 and 81, “The
man explained to me that Jews were engaged in a covert ‘second immigration.’
The British, who controlled Palestine, had allied themselves with the Arabs to
stop Holocaust survivors from going to the Jewish homeland. He said Jewish
volunteers had launched a secret mission to smuggle Jewish refugees and
survivors into Palestine. An underground network called the Brihah (‘flight’ in Hebrew) helped move
Jews from DP camps in Germany, Austria, Italy, and elsewhere to port cities in
places like Italy, France, and Greece. There, the refugees boarded boats bound
for the homeland.
The Americans supported the effort and devoted 10
ships manned with 250 American veterans who had volunteered to help transport Jewish
Holocaust survivors from Europe across the Mediterranean Sea. Holocaust
survivors attempting to enter Palestine and intercepted by the
British went to internment camps.”
Page 87, “The
family I desperately sought was an ocean away in the land of my liberators. The
trip couldn’t come soon enough.
As it turned out, the Aliyah Bet’s days were nearing an end as well. In July, an Aliyah Bet ship called the Exodus 1947 left the French port of Sete
carrying 4,515 Jewish men, women, and children. A week later British troops
boarded the ship—now just miles from Palestinian shores—sparking a deadly skirmish
in which two passengers and a crewman were killed. The British shipped the
passengers back to France, but the Jews refused to disembark. The French told
the British they would not assist in forcibly removing them, so the British
decided to send them back to Germany. The news that a ship full of Holocaust survivors
was being sent back to the country that has tried to exterminate them provoked
international condemnation. At the end of 1947, the United Nations voted to cut
Palestine into two countries, one Jewish and the other Arab. On May 14, 1948,
the modern state of Israel was born.”
M: Dude! The Republican Tea GOP and the Teabag Democrats remain
convinced that there is no option but American military boots on the ground in
the Middle East and throughout Asia. But humanity has progressed passed the
errors of the Morgenthau Plan and transcended the era of the Marshall Plan.
D: Man! Huh?
M: Dude! Speaker of the House John Boehner and Majority Leader
Mitch McConnell think the Republican Party and Teabag Democrats can sustain the
United States of America through distractive forestalling mechanics like
congressional hearings in place of bipartisan legislation to the next Republican
President who will drive the world economy on the backs of our sons and
daughters in uniform warring ineffective fights with outdated strategies and
world maps.
D: Man! No! No wonder the Republican Tea GOP and Teabag
Democrats want to bar C-SPAN cameras from the congressional hearings! There’s
not going to be any transparency left in government proceedings! And then the
GOP and the Teabags will be insisting on limited or no debates at all for the
2016 presidential election. I want to hear what Hillary Rodham Clinton’s got to
say as a candidate as well as Bernie Sanders, the Independent Senator from
Vermont who has some of the most eclectic fan base across the country.
M: Dude! Have you seen the crowds that gather in Austin,
Texas for Senator Sanders?
D: Man! Wow! Imagine the possibilities if HRC and Senator
Sanders take the floor in
enlightened debates for the progressive ticket at the University of
Texas campuses across the State of Texas! We need building blocks in the Middle
East and throughout Asia, not chopping blocks. HRC and Senator Sanders deserve
to be heard and asked questions just as diverse as their incredible grasp and
love for learning.
M: Dude! That would be nine academic universities and six
health institutions. Fifteen debates would encompass the entirety of the
University of Texas System.
D: Man! Who wrote about that friar who abandoned his flock
in order to survive The Plague himself?
M: Dude! That would be Adam Nicolson and his book God’s Secretaries: The Making of the King
James Bible!
D: Man! I’ve seen that book somewhere… Oh! Here it is! Where
was it? The passage about that friar was irresistibly funny!
M: Dude! Let’s see…
Page 26, “By midsummer, London under
plague now looked, sounded and smelled like a city at war. It was by far the
worst outbreak England had known. Here now, grippingly, and shockingly, the
first and greatest of the Bible Translators appears on the scene. It is not a
dignified sight. Lancelot Andrewes was a man deeply embedded in the Jacobean
establishment. He was forty-nine or fifty, Master of Pembroke College,
Cambridge. He was also Dean of Westminster Abbey, prebendary of St Paul’s
Cathedral, drawing the income from one of the cathedral’s manors, and of
Southwell Minster one of the chaplains at the Chapel Royal in Whitehall, who
under Elizabeth had twice turned down a bishopric not because he felt unworthy
of the honour but because he did not consider the income of the sees he was
offered satisfactory. Elizabeth had done much to diminish the standing of
bishops; she had banished them from court and had effectively suspended Edmund
Grindal, the Archbishop of Canterbury whose severe and Calvinist views were not
to her liking. Andrewes, one of the most astute and brilliant men of his age,
an ecclesiastical politician who in the Roman Church would have become a
cardinal, perhaps even pope, was not going to diminish his prospects simply to
carry an elevated title.”
Pages 27 and 28, “At
the beginning of the year, there were about 4,000 people in Lancelot Andrewes’s
parish. By December 1603, 2,878 of them had been killed by the disease.
Andrewes wasn’t there. He had previously attended to
the business of the parish, insisting that the altar rails should be retained
in the church (which a strict Puritan would have removed), doubling the amount
of communion wine that was consumed (for him, Christianity was more than a
religion of the word) and composing a Manual
for the Sick, a set of religious reassurances, beginning with a quotation
from Kings: ‘Set thy house in order, for thou shalt die.’ And he certainly preached
at St Giles’s from time to time. But throughout the long months of the plague
of 1603, he never once visited his parish.”
D: Man! Ora pro nobis!
M: Dude! How about a solution that embraces offering the
sincerest literary translation of The Koran to Muslims in the Middle East and
throughout Asia?
D: Man! Are you talking about academics like linguists at
colleges and universities? If so, I would highly recommend another route
through the TED Open Translation Project.
M: Dude! TED Open Translation Project? But I thought they were
focused on translating TED Talks exclusively?
D: Man! Imagine TED Talks featuring speakers like President
Bashar al-Assad and Supreme Leader of Iran Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.
M: Dude! I don’t understand why the Republican Tea GOP is so
invested in destruction and death in the Middle East and throughout Asia.
D: Man! What about the destruction and death the Republican
Tea GOP has brought to the United States of America? Eric Harris’s killer is
the latest law enforcement officer who contends he meant to grab for his Taser,
not the round of ammunition he shot into Harris. The Tulsa County Sheriff’s
Office has already labeled and disposed of Eric Harris as a drug dealing conman
who was targeting them.
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