Daily Surface Water Treatment Technique Violation(s)

Man! Dude! Session #332

(D)ude: Man! Nate Silver’s trying to build a case of the three strains of Republicanism out there and fitting GOP candidates along the lines of too moderate or too conservative or “just right” like the three bears’ porridge that Goldilocks chooses from discriminatingly. The article is dated February 19, 2015 and is titled “Marco Rubio and The Pareto Frontier” but I doubt Nate Silver has ever seen these GOP nominees working the floor of the United States Senate or chairing congressional hearings obtusely on C-SPAN DOT ORG.

(M)an: Dude! The bottom-line is that the American Voter must come out and cast a ballot in the 2016 Elections or watch from the sidelines as American Democracy dissolves with the advent of President Jeb Bush and Vice President Mitt Romney. Nate Silver mentions the late conservative William F. Buckley without mentioning Citizens United’s impact on Neoconservative Ideology since Buckley’s reign on Sunday morning broadcasts ending with his February 27, 2008 death at age 82.

D: Man! Nate Silver gives an example of restaurants in terms of the Pareto Optimization factor, but shouldn’t the concern be more about the quality of the food at the restaurants listed by Nate Silver? You’ve got White Castle, Giovanni’s, and The French Laundry alongside Olive Garden in Nate Silver’s example, but correct me if I’m mistaken, but aren’t all these restaurants subpar in terms of the quality of the cooking oil being used at these establishments?   

M: Dude! That’s an excellent point. Nate Silver doesn’t have the discerning taste buds to pick up on the terrible quality of cooking agents being used at these restaurants. He is unaware of the troubles with these eateries that we’ve had the displeasure of experiencing. Does that make us exceptional outliers?

D: Man! May be we’re too involved with preparing our own meals?

M: Dude! I don’t know! I just can’t figure out what’s with us!

D: Man! Maybe Nate Silver is trying to orchestrate a comeback for Jeb Bush who he lists as being in dire straits as of last month. In fact, Nate Silver favors Marco Rubio and Scott Walker over the other Republican presidential candidates. But Marco Rubio and Scott Walker are obvious quasi affiliates of the Bush Family Dynasty as are Chris Christie, Ted Cruz, and Rick Perry. 

M: Dude! Yes. Like stale and overused cooking oils at American eateries, the Republican Party in the United States has no real solutions for the new millennium. Fear and punishment are big on Jeb Bush’s agenda for world domination. But it’s cheating when you knowingly put up with old cooking oils and agents like Dick Cheney and Condi Rice, regardless of how much of a different man or your own man you are or aren’t from your familial predecessors. 

D: Man! Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is ill-fitted to face the havoc of Dick Cheney and Condi Rice again, especially with the Republican Majority in both houses of the United States Congress. Why? Because there is not a lot of intellectual prowess evenly distributed amongst the Republican Tea GOP and Democratic Teabags. Instead, you’ve got Dick Cheney overseeing matters here and Condi Rice overseeing matters there as if they are the designated power brokers for the Republican Party and Democratic Teabags. 

M: Dude! Does Jeb Bush know about the Iron Dome and its dynamics? Do the Republican Party brand names his brother and father promoted to positions of power grasp the concept of having a mobile and weather durable system of intercepting and decimating short-range rockets coming into Israel? Or will they defer the matter onto Dick Cheney and Condi Rice?     

D: Man! Deferring onto Dick Cheney and Condi Rice only means a surge of American boots on the ground in the Middle East and the surrounds under a Republican president. Simply stated, the world is in peril if the American Voter chooses not to cast a ballot in 2016. But I wouldn’t be surprised if people refuse to cast their ballots. There were a lot of intimidators and a lot of effective intimidation tactics taking place when I went to cast my ballot in 2014. I actually went to cast my ballot twice, the first time returning to work after fifteen minutes of waiting and tolerating the suffocating atmosphere in which an elderly man flashed his American passport in the air gruffly while a husband and wife pair stood at the entrance into the polling place with the intent to discourage all voters by misinforming them about the machines not working properly and causing wait times over thirty minutes.   

M: Dude! What about the second time?

D: Man! The second time I went to cast my ballot, there was no clearance given between the ballot boxes. It was purposely voter atop voter to discourage participation. If I had not studied the candidates listed on a sample ballot beforehand, I would have easily lost concentration and interest in completing the process with sincerity because of the pile of voters behind me waiting to cast their electronic ballots.

M: Dude! I felt uncomfortable too casting my 2014 ballot! The Republican candidates and their supporters staged phony conversations with constituents outside of the polling place. I am almost certain that was a ploy involving local church and civic leaders who wanted their local yokel candidates to win.

D: Man! These people are living in a rut and want to impose the same timidity upon us all! Look at how willingly Mitt Romney entertains the physical blows from his grandson in the documentary Mitt. The child is wearing a rustic plastic diaper and repeatedly stabbing his toy onto Mitt Romney’s face. Clearly, the kid’s destined for membership inside an American fraternity.  

M: Dude! Look at the ricochet of fracking sites throughout Dallas Fort Worth! This place used to be in the top ten sites for raising a family and starting a business. Now? It’s deteriorated and continues deteriorating! Look at this notice of surface water treatment technique violation from February 16 and 17, 2015.