Man! Dude! Session #302
(D)ude: Man! President Clinton and Republican Tea GOP
Senator John McCain were reportedly conducting a Q and A at a closed press event last year for
McCain’s The McCain Institute for International Leadership headquartered in
Washington, DC but linked to Arizona State University. According to Wikipedia, its work is focused on achieving both
immediate and long-range impact, through activities that maximize the ability
of leaders to make enlightened decisions—
(M)an: Dude! Enlightened
delusions! Through activities that maximize the ability of leaders to make
enlightened delusions!
D: Man! Really? Do you think someone miswrote the Wikipedia
piece on The McCain Institute that has a partnership with Arizona State
University?
M: Dude! Of course! Wikipedia’s piece totally credited The
McCain Institute with qualities it clearly lacks. But, then again, Wal-Mart and
FedEx and hedge funder Paul E. Singer are financial contributors with special
interests, which McCain’s spokespeople steadfastly deny affecting Senator
McCain’s voting record, according, again, to Wikipedia.
D: Man! You know, come to think of everything that’s
happening across the globe right now, I think it is a great time to delve upon affairs
of the heart like love and Leon Festinger’s Theory of Cognitive Dissonance.
M: Dude! Is that right?
D: Man! It could be either Rightist or Leftist as a matter
of fact! You see, both Tea GOP Senator McCain and Former President Bill Clinton
are afflicted with the same sort of strife and stifling intellectual paralysis.
M: Dude! Have you seen George Will’s ventriloquism on Faux
News Sunday with Chris Wallace? No? Well, George Will has an alter ego named
Buttknuck Hewer Therewithal.
D: Man! Male or female?
M: Dude! The male Buttknuck
Hewer Therewithal shares the same persecuting, parental, and public criterion for
awareness with John McCain and Bill Clinton that entails logorrhea and self-worship
at the dinner table where there is no guessing about who is coming or not.
Simply stated, Buttknuck Hewer Therewithal, John McCain, and Bill Clinton are imposing
imposters lacking genuineness and slaphappy by criticism, especially with their
token mentalities: Therewithal, care of George Will, shamelessly describing
teddy bear bandits amongst the UACs—as he and Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee choose
to address unaccompanied children crossing the Mexico and US Border; McCain
believing his daughters Megan and Bridget as tokens of his own personal
tolerance and humanity; and Bill Clinton believing his office in Harlem as a
token of his racial sensitivity and consciousness.
D: Man! The three epitomize white flight anxiety of the
status quo. And going back to cognitive dissonance, Therewithal or George Will, John McCain, and Bill
Clinton are capuchin monkeys that pay forward positive and negative outcomes
like four-year-old children were found to do as well by the researchers
Leimgruber et al in a study published January 29, 2014. I believe the three are
actual hindrances to the President of the United States and Secretary John
Kerry.
M: Dude! Capuchin monkeys? You rather call the three men
monkeys, and not call their ridiculousness childish? Good reasoning! I agree.
George Will, John McCain, and Bill Clinton are the fox in Aesop’s fable that
could not reach the grapes on a high vine and, instead, declares the grapes
sour or unripe. Likewise, the three men in question are profiteering to that point where they
declare the President and Secretary Kerry’s foreign policy praxis hesitant and in
need of an offense strategy while applying should-would-could scenarios to specific
yesterdays, including past years.
D: Man! Specific yesterdays and past years including going
back and arming Syrian rebels against Assad’s forces. You know, going back to
that Aesop fable, I think Therewithal/Will and McCain and Clinton are dangling
grapes of malice above the heads of world leaders in the Middle East foolishly.
That’s why the Islamic World is silently watching the provocations around them
without ever taking a breath of the toxic air that is extremism and has
descended upon the United States with The Wall Street Journal improvidently
insisting that the President of the United States heed to that newspaper’s
partisan contemptuousness.
M: Dude! I read about The
Third Iraq War too! That article was fuming with hate, distortions, and neoconservative
Buttknuck. George Will might fuss his words on television, but he and Peggy
Noonan really know how to remain offensively rift in their sickly partisan tripe
on paper.
D: Man! With campaign finance reform fatally wounded due to
John Roberts’ SCOTUS, I think the Wall Street Journal article actually spelled out
the ingredients alongside the recipe the American Press and the Republican Tea
GOP have offered up in response to the offensive lineup in the Middle East they
wanted to deploy and still demand today from the President of the United
States. The article fully entitled The
Third Iraq War: Limited bombing won’t
defeat the new terrorist caliphate was partisan overkill.
M: Dude! It’s like the theological divide between the
Christian Apologetics and the Christian Polemics, isn’t it? You’ve got a
mercurial gauge where there is no one blueprint, but there are realistically
multiple blueprints forming minute by minute. The President of the United
States understands the new mechanics because his Administration and he are
sincerely invested in the Middle East politically healing the scars of warfare
while attempting to seal the wounds of freshly begotten casualties. And then you’ve
got the Congressional Republican Tea GOP that is axing the considerate and
upgraded brilliance of the President of the United States and the dreams of the
American people that are on the line and needing folks like us to register and
vote on Election Day Tuesday, November 4, 2014!
D: Man! There is mercury spilling forth from that gauge
because of the Congressional Republicans’ inactions here in the United States
have broken that delicate structure. However, the last time for a recalibration
of that gauge is this Election Day Tuesday, November 4, 2014! We must register
and vote for the sake of the world too! This is the final time to get our House
and Senate in order and the Republican Obstructionists out. And, by the way, we
can actually replace the mercury gauge with a digital one! The President is
overworked, but the American People must show up and register to vote and then
actually cast their ballot on Election Day November 4, 2014 so that the world
remains intact because Trey Parker’s Team
America World Police might be puppetry, but the Congressional Republicans will
defy the fiction those marionettes lived through too! Beware!
M: Dude! New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is scheduled to accost
Mexico and Kentucky Senator Rand Paul is scheduled to encroach Guatemala next
month. President Obama and Secretary Kerry better intervene now and not allow
these Republican Tea GOP obstructionists to quash all the hard work put forth
by the Obama Administration in Central America.
D: Man! I think if the founding fathers had access to the
excess that the Republican Tea GOP and the status quo have available to them
today, George Washington would willingly trade in the horse saddle and the
subsequent hemorrhoids suffered on horseback, to airline tickets with economy
classers on Jet Blue any day, even after the recent fire due to bird strikes.
M: Dude! Joseph J. Ellis’s biography of George Washington is
rich!
No comments:
Post a Comment