Man! Dude! Session #300

(D)ude: Man! The Republican Tea GOP is like the corrective plastic surgery patients of Drs. Paul Nassif and Terry DuBrow. 

(M)an: Dude! Drs. Nassif and DuBrow are corrective plastic surgery cases themselves!

D: Man! I agree. Paul and Terry both have arresting stares that come with a possible eyelid or eyebrow lift. 

M: Dude! You think? I don’t know. But what I do know is that plastic surgery’s taxing on the blood vessels in the skin and to become addicted only makes you prone to problems like paralysis due to the formation of scar tissue.  

D: Man! Blood vessels? Are blood vessels rendered inoperable after a certain number of operations? Are the blood vessels what are susceptible to Botox poisoning?

M: Dude! Yeah? Probably. So when did Drs. Nassif and DuBrow become Paul and Terry? Is this like a soap opera following or a weekend marathon crunch?   

D: Man! It’s a combination of the two. You become attached to the case studies but rather not catch every weekly episode and instead opt for a two-hour sampling of the best episodes at the end of the season. I’m absolutely certain that Paul and Terry are tolerable for two hours over one weekend.  

M: Dude! That’s four thirty-minute episodes? Cannot say the same about the constructiveness of the Republicans in the United States Congress! Congress is going into its second week of a five-week long break from our nation’s Capitol, and the Republican Tea GOP’s voter suppression strategies are being earmarked legitimate by federal judges appointed to the bench by George Walker Bush during his reign of dragooning errors, one of which was U.S. District Court Judge Thomas D. Schroeder in North Carolina.      

D: Man! Dragooning dragons or constitutional drags? Either way, the Republican Tea GOP is botched. We need a new political identity and party like the Millennial Voter Party. Yeah. Imagine the MVPs and the declaration that we are the Most Valuable Players in American Democracy in this new millennium of daily economic and ecological upgrades that the Republican Tea GOP is purposely putting off through brazen hostility and by stoking contempt and bitterness whenever they address audiences and constituents. Why not hold these insulting inciters accountable?

M: Dude! I am an MVP in the MVP! I am a most valuable player in the Millennial Voter Party. Sounds catchy. I like it. But is it a good enough starting point for getting people like James Franco and Seth Rogen to come forward and orchestrate a youth movement this Election Day Tuesday, November 4, 2014?

D: Man! The cast of This is the End probably does get together at get-togethers where there is plenty pendulum support amongst young professionals and the laidback easy goers to soothe the pain of the reality that the Republican Tea GOP is bringing upon US. In fact, if we don’t vote it will be an end to our last chance for freedom and freewill.

M: Dude! I want to shut my eyes and wish away the Republican Tea GOP too! Their hate hurts so much that I am convinced that you cannot pray about prey like these Republican Tea GOP. The only solution to the problematic cycle of returning to the twentieth century or much earlier over and over again is to plan ahead to register to vote right now and actually show up to vote on Election Day Tuesday, November 4, 2014.

D: Man! Judge Thomas D. Schroeder of North Carolina did disservice all of US by upholding the Republican Party’s totalitarian voting laws on the grounds that groups like the NAACP and the League of Women Voters in North Carolina failed to evidence any quote unquote irreparable harm due to the Republican Party’s 2013 voter restrictions made to disenfranchise voters further by reducing early voting days from 17 to ten. And Judge Thomas D. Schroeder was not persuaded about the need for arrangements like those made in the 2012 Presidential Election to accommodate strong voter turnouts since we are only facing Midterm Elections this November 4, 2014.     

M: Dude! We’ll just have to prove Judge Schroeder wrong by registering to vote and showing up to cast our ballots on Election Day Tuesday, November 4, 2014.

D: Man! Did you notice the way Judge Schroeder placed the responsibilities of figuring out the specifics of state laws to the legislative branch of government in North Carolina, insisting that the legislators take it upon themselves to solve the specifics to problems like voter identification requirements?

M: Dude! What’s up with the Republican Tea GOP? They want the Legislative Branch to do nothing and obstruct the Executive Branch while the Judicial Branch handles every crisis! Isn’t it time that Justice John Marshall’s judicial review come under scrutiny?

D: Man! That’s only possible in the hands of the voters in the United States of America! If  American Voters decide to register to vote and then actually report to a polling place to cast their ballots for the Democratic Ticket, only then can anybody or anything come under proper scrutiny.

M: Dude! There’s an elephant in the room here with the Republican Tea GOP, isn’t there? That elephant doesn’t like melting pots or tossed salads and, instead prefers his lettuce and tomatoes separate and unequal.

D: Man! Forget the lettuce and tomatoes! This elephant doesn’t even like vinaigrettes because they remind him of transparency and multiculturalism evident in the way the colors blend into the vegetables and the ground pepper never dissolves.  

M: Dude! The elephant’s a typical Ranch dressing enthusiast who likes to pour it on thick until one cannot decipher any of the vegetables at all. Have you ever seen soaking lettuce leaves? Oh! They also pile on the croutons until the salad is comparable to two Big Macs!