"Dyani Dhiraj"

(D)ude: Man! I’m horrified of Democratic President William Jefferson Clinton just as much as Republican Presidents George Herbert Walker Bush and George Walker Bush. The Clinton Global Initiative and the Bush Foundation are promoting an era of despotic   dissolvent of the federal government to essentially constrict the arteries of multicultural discourse.

(M)an: Dude! Such diversification challenges white privilege, which is flowing into the mainstream of American consciousness right now with the despotically leaning press corps. And the Clinton Foundation and Bush Foundation are partnering in this insurrectionary political strategizing because Bill Clinton and the Bush Dynasty perfected treachery with 1997’s Temporary Assistance for Needy Families and similarly inadequate and apathetic relief and recovery efforts following Hurricane Katrina in 2005.     

D: Man! I’m horrified by Republican Wisconsin Representative Paul Ryan’s budget proposal and so is Russian President Vladimir Putin. President Putin is particularly concerned about the United States Republican Tea GOP’s methodology for essentially dissolving international diplomatic relations by selectively eliminating organizations in the name of reducing the United States deficit and balancing the budget.

M: Dude! On pages 25 through 27 in the Path to Prostration, Paul Ryan and the House Budget Committee despots reveal their gross miscalculations regarding domestic and international peace and progress. Beginning with slashing the efforts made since 2010 by the Obama Administration to address energy efficiency and climate change, the Paul Ryan Budget stresses that “the government should not attempt to pick winners and losers in terms of which technologies and companies to favor and advance abroad” but the Republicans in Congress are picking winners and losers regarding technologies and companies to favor and advance abroad and domestically!             

D: Man! The Congressional Republicans under the leadership of Speaker of the House John Boehner have clearly sided with the technologies of companies like Duke Energy’s electric power and natural gas and oil dependence and TransCanada’s Keystone XL Pipeline Project, which transports crude oil and diluted bitumen from Canada, through the United States to the Texas Gulf Coast. And the Republican Party continues to obstruct the pathways of justice by clamoring about the Affordable Care Act because the ACA’s successes only disprove the Republican Tea GOP’s insistence on dismantling the federal government and privatizing services not eliminated by the Paul Ryan Budget.

M: Dude! As far as empowering individual states to decide independently how to deliver services to residents, there is plenty of evidence that injustice is already being rendered in states with Republican governors and legislatures, like in Oklahoma where Governor Mary Fallin continues to heartlessly dismiss taking action towards guaranteeing the construction of storm shelters in every school in the state, even a year after the Moore Tornado proved the efficiency and sensibility of such life-saving constructs.           

D: Man! The Oklahoma Republican majority is blocking all the attempts by Democratic state legislators to enforce corporate taxes in order to fund the installation of storm shelters in the estimated eleven hundred schools in the state that are going without the urgent preventative defense. Not only is Governor Mary Fallin up for reelection on November 4, 2014, both Senators from Oklahoma and all five Oklahoman Representatives in the United States Congress are Republican as is the Attorney General Scott Pruitt who disallowed state taxes to be levied upon corporations.

M: Dude! Therefore, when Mary Fallin refers constituents to their legislators she does so knowing that there is a loophole of obstructionist policymaking thanks to the Oklahoma Republican Party’s obvious political stronghold in the state and in the United States House of Representatives where Speaker John Boehner refuses to extemporaneously answer inquiries from the press corps and, instead, reads scripts prewritten for him by investigative despot and associate editor at The Washington Post Bob Woodward.                     

D: Man! Bob Woodward’s an investigative despot? Then I must add that the Republican Party in this postmodern era of world history is obsolete and despotic and unlike the modern era’s Republicanism, which I think Michael Bloomberg and Senator Bernie Sanders elucidate in their Independent political affiliations. Today’s passé Republicans that took hold of the United States House of Representatives in 2010 utilized tactics like gerrymandering and that unfair redistricting resulted in an influx of horse and buggy halfwits who rudely stained the Republicanism of Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt by claiming to be of the exact sociopolitical brand as they.

M: Dude! Maybe it is time to rename the Democratic Party to reflect a new openness in international dialogue and to allow for Independents like Bloomberg and Sanders to feel comfortable with the new political designation that would bring the Democrats and the Independents into this postmodern era of world history that Pope Francis is attempting to initiate with his cultural sensitivity and heartfelt excursion to the Holy Land presently. Accordingly, Rabbi Abraham Skorka and Sheik Omar Abboud join Pope Francis in this synergistic sojourn.

D: Man! It’s time to rename the Democratic Party “Dyani Dhiraj” and reflect upon  Christopher Columbus pragmatically and abandon cutting and gluing Pilgrim hats and Indian headdresses altogether in kindergarten, knowing the intent of the voyagers was to pillage Old World India, not New World Americas. Dyani means “a deer” in New World Tsimshiau and Dhiraj means “tolerance” in Old World Sanskrit. Speaking of pillagers, Prime Minister of Pakistan Nawaz Sharif will be in attendance at PM-Elect of India Narendra Modi’s inaugural tomorrow.

M: Dude! Have you heard about the ongoing desecration of images and writings of Sikh Guru Nanak, the founder of Sikhism in Pakistan? The People’s Party of Pakistan’s Chairman Bilawal Bhutto Zardari, like Oklahoma Republican Governor Mary Fallin, talks about democracy as a proud practicing despot. As the United States Democratic Party grapples with the insurgency of the Republican Tea GOP’s obstructionism, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid and all Americans eligible to vote this November must take a hard look at Indo-Pak’s realities since 1947 and understand that the United States of America is as young too because of New World experiments like itself coming after Old World establishments, like Eurasia.  

D: Man! Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid need to know that if they do not convince people to get out and vote this November, they and their constituents are endangering American Democracy just as much as the Republicans are methodically eviscerating the 1776 Declaration of Independence’s bottom line, “That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, —That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it; and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.”

M: Dude! The Safety and Happiness of Sikhs in Sindh, Pakistan is further endangered by Narendra Modi’s ascension to PM-Elect of India. It should be noted that the former PM of India Manmohan Singh did not accept an invite to attend Nawaz Sharif’s swearing in following the 2013 Pakistani general election. Nawaz Sharif and Bilawal Bhutto Zardari, and Narendra Modi are an Indo-Pak fraternity much like how the Congressional Republicans in the United States maneuver, not even acknowledging that all the members of the House of Representatives, including the Republican leadership that includes John Boehner, Eric Cantor, and Paul Ryan, are all up for reelection and can easily lose their power if there is high voter turnout nationwide and people refuse to become discouraged, depressed, and despondent in the process of registering to vote and waiting in line to cast their ballot.

D: Man! Courage and Hope and Action! The Supreme Court of the United States and the Internal Revenue Service are strategically condoning, while Facebook and Twitter are unwittingly sponsoring, the Republican Tea GOP and BJP agendas.

M: Dude! Did you read the headline about how the Bharatiya Janata Party and Narendra Modi utilized Twitter’s features to campaign this year, whereas the Indian National Congress and  Rahul Gandhi decided not to engage with the networking giant? Apparently Twitter’s got a Market Director in India and a Political Strategist in Brazil. Coincidentally, the first round in the Brazilian general election is scheduled for October 5, 2014, the last presidential and parliamentary elections in Brazil having taken place in 2010, exactly one month before the United States midterms then that led to the Republican Tea GOP obstructionist mutiny.

D: Man! Do Facebook and Twitter’s CEOs know about the Republican Tea GOP’s obstructionist mutiny? Do they know about the April 12, 2014 bombings in Chhattisgarh, India that coincidentally took the lives of poll officials and police officers? Are they aware of Modi violating election laws, specifically those concerning NOT campaigning once constituents begin reporting to the polling stations in the sixth phase of the election cycle? Coincidentally, Modi set up prerecorded campaign telecasts outside 117 such voting sites, aside from the live video broadcasts with BJP enthusiasts earlier in the election cycle.       

M: Dude! Guru Nanak Dev was born in 1469 and passed away in 1539. Guru Nanak wrote the Sikh Holy Scriptures, known as the Granth and regarded as a living Guru itself since the passing of the tenth and concluding human guru, Guru Gobind Singh, in 1708. Guru Gobind Singh, before his physical departure and spiritual transcendence, directed, “Let all bow before my successor, Guru Granth. The Word is the Guru now.”       

D: Man! Wouldn’t it be more appropriate to refer to the Granth as Guru Granth and Himself, not itself?

M: Dude! Yes, you’re right. To address the Sikh Holy Scriptures directly, people suffix Guru Granth with the following formal titling in respect, Guru Granth Sahib.

D: Man! Guru Granth Sahib?

M: Dude! Guru Nanak Dev incorporated elements and verses from Hinduism and Islam into the Granth and declared himself a Brother rather than a Hindu and Muslim. And upon his departure and spiritual transcendence, he had journeyed through India, Arabia, Persia, Mecca, and Baghdad, as well as embracing Jains, Buddhists, Parsees and their Holy Scriptures too.

D: Man! Guru Nanak was an interfaith spokesperson!

M: Dude! You can include a lot more people if you use interpath dialogue. Upon Guru Nanak’s departure and spiritual transcendence, mourners argued whether to cremate or bury the body. But when they pulled back the shroud, there remained no remains, only two sets of flowers that both sectors had agreed to lay upon the body overnight. So the mourners decided to divide the shroud and bury half of it while cremating the other half. 

D: Man! Interpath intervention!