President Putin Ushering in the Vision of the 21st Century

(D)ude: Man! Have you read the facts about marijuana? Apparently, there is a trend among users to inhale in a closed communal environment such as someone’s automobile that results in communicable diseases like tuberculosis.

(M)an: Dude! Yeah, the three methods of communally inhaling and getting a collective high are hotboxing, that which you described involving all the occupants in a closed space like a car; shotgunning where one participant exhales smoke directly into the mouth of another; and creative sharing that involves all the remaining ways that tuberculosis is transmitted in intimate settings like bars.

D: Man! Can you contract TB from cigarette smoke?

M: Dude! I think the thing to remember regarding cigarette smoke is that there is a phenomenon associated with the throat getting burned as a result of even mild smoke inhalation, the extreme scenario unfolding in the situation of one being trapped inside a burning building.

D: Man! Do you think marijuana should be accepted culturally?

M: Dude! I believe the culture of tobacco is in a state of transitioning to the hemp plant, Cannabis sativa. I predict that Joe Camel and the Marlboro Man will just realign themselves to marijuana joints and the Republican Tea GOP will back the efforts of the tobacco industry lobbyists into making the shift to imprison our youth and the generations to follow in addiction.

D: Man! What’s worse? Isn’t a marijuana joint lesser in potency than a cigarette?

M: Dude! Not necessarily. According to www dot drugfree dot org, smoking 5 marijuana joints per week is worse than, if not the same as someone smoking a pack of cigarettes a day. The cancer compounds are higher in concentration in joints than in cigarettes.

D: Man! Talking about concentrations of cancer compounds, the international geopolitical community has really placed thorns in the sides of President Vladimir Putin by not acknowledging him as having the vision and invested considerable funds into the by far best opening and closing ceremonies of any event or concert ever played on the world stage.

M: Dude! You noticed too the way the world snubbed Russian President Putin! I am afraid of the cancerous malice that has bit the world in the gluts to the point of it not even caring to point out how President Putin did invest considerably in the enterprise of hosting an Olympic games venue that formally ushered in the twenty-first century officially with the technologically advanced stage for the opening and closing ceremonies and elaborate presentations of culture and a shared sophistication that envelops all the countries in the world together.

D: Man! The opening and closing ceremonies should have been an opportunity for the American Press to offer an embrace as well to President Putin for having had the tenacity and audacity to bring in the miracles of tomorrow’s technological advancements into the present day via the artistically breathtaking and historical heartache of the presentations of Russian art, infrastructure, literature, and endless cultural overtones of a united world that has progressed beyond the Republican Tea GOP mindset of attempting to invoke the Cold War all over again through the present conflicts throughout Ukraine.

M: Dude! It is especially disturbing how the bought American Press believes itself capable of refracting the world’s perspectives into the crudity of the conservative vultures that the American Press has always heeded to foolishly from the times of William Wilberforce and Abraham Lincoln and, most likely, going back to the days beginning in A.D. 500 when, according to Rosalind Miles, Christian emperors forcibly suppress the worship of the Goddess and close down the last of her temples.

D: Man! This annihilation of matriarchy makes me wonder whether the LGBT community will bring it back and even influence society to embrace the diversity of our collective histories by adopting an androgynous existence and lifestyle that encourages children to embrace both the masculine and the feminine equally in order to stave off the grueling realities of a soul divided and the consequences of such division on their mental health. It is sad that children well on their way into the new millennium are still being consoled by society with such lines as, “Hang in there, it does get better.”

M: Dude! I don’t understand why Ukraine cannot be a part of the European Union as well as the Eurasian alliance that President Putin is trying to build with the construction of railways throughout the Russian landscape that will bring in an added diversity to the region through commerce routes that could potentially help the continent of Asia flourish.   

D: Man! Viktor Yanukovych and Edward Snowden are under safekeeping and the watchful eye of President Putin. In fact, Putin’s the dentist who is making sure both men’s teeth are pulled accordingly. Remember? Viktor Yanukovych’s the son of a dentist! In fact, the former Ukrainian head of state Yanukovych’s chaises and porcelain horses are being accommodated at the same location where Edward Snowden is apparently taking advantage of the gaudy furniture for its ability to absorb the odorous mayhem that has inflicted the United States traitor since adapting to the diet of butter sculpted in the shape of a lamb and decorated eggs. Or is that the decorative elements present on the table of a prosperous country home?    

M: Dude! There is a need for heavy-duty pest control to deal with the permeation of Republican Tea GOP Super-PACs and their deliberately funding the uprisings and the chaos that has erupted in Ukraine. The Republican Tea GOP is trying to infiltrate Crimea and President Putin is aware of the exported political mayhem of the American conservatives since the days of Thatcher and Reagan. In fact, the way President Putin was journalistically snubbed by the far right and the American Media isn’t incredulous and proves that the hatred in the world today is manmade and inflicted by the right wing status quo in the United States that is the Republican Tea GOP.  

D: Man! What about civil tights in the world? Why don’t the Republican Tea GOP and the its aligned American media outlets want US to know that North Korea was in talks with South Korea and that Taiwan and China have begun talks after sixty-five years?

M: Dude! President Lyndon B. Johnson was forced to choose between Civil Rights legislation and the Vietnam War! Doesn’t anyone know that this Republican Tea GOP had been just as riotous and present in American politics forever? Take LBJ’s presidency for example, the Republican Tea GOP mangled up the end to the Vietnam War and made it persist into the Nixon presidency. Lawrence O’Donnell actually covered this part of American modern history not too far back.

D: Man! No wonder the President of the United States Barack Obama and Secretary of State John Kerry haven’t compromised their foreign or domestic policies to the Congressional Republicans, the consequences quite visible if looked upon the presidency of Lyndon Johnson, and Bill Clinton’s as well.

M: Dude! Both President Obama and Secretary Kerry will be well advised to look upon the G8 Sochi Summit as an opportunity to mediate between the members and come up with solutions that are aligned with diplomacy and preserving the integrity of all the countries in the world, not just G8 leaderships.

D: Man! Sochi, Russia’s ski resort town is a wonderful and beautiful investment on the part of President Putin. I hope Putin shows his allies the beauty of twenty-first century technology by having a presentation of not just the G8 member countries, but all the world represented in its’ 3-Dimensional stage setup at the  Fisht Olympic Stadium.

M: Dude! Fisht Olympic Stadium’s technological advancements are phenomenal and President Putin even deferred respect onto the South Korean Winter Olympics by having that country highlighted as well in a pageantry of gorgeous show stopping gala at the conclusion of the Sochi Games. It was spectacular and beyond civility- it was the beginning of a beautiful friendship between the two nations in front of the world!

D: Man! I wish I could afford to go off to Sochi, Russia and learn a thing or two about skiing! I would also see if I could bring back the technology in Fisht Stadium and have all the major concerts in the United States and the world embrace the dawn of the new millennium that President Putin ushered in at the XXII Olympic Winter Games!

M: Dude! The Republican Tea GOP tried to distract President Putin from overseeing the 2014 Winter Olympics, but President Putin did not blink!

D: Man! Wow!