Saturday, October 12, 2013

Man! Dude! Session #217 Open Sesame! Chris Christie, Tea Party Guru!



(M)an: Dude! President Jimmy Carter brought up an excellent point recently about the value of paying particular attention to the middle class in America and how this practice in itself would prove beneficial for wealthy Americans as well.

(D)ude: Man! There are neighborhoods in very expensive places like San Francisco and Silicon Valley that haven’t seen a single cent worth of improvements in quality of life because of technology and the subsequent market growth.

M: Dude! President Carter states that the United States cannot sustain its position as a superpower as long as tax breaks for the wealthy exist as they do alongside other injustices like minimum wage that hasn’t adjusted to the rate of inflation, and the gerrymandering that has led to a reduction in quality of life due to extremist politics.

D: Man! New Jersey Republican Governor Chris Christie is the brain trust and recruiter for the Tea Partiers, you know? He infiltrated the political landscape with personalities like Senators Rand Paul and Ted Cruz. Why? I seriously think nobody expected the chosen duds to turn out to be all-out failures with not a single speck of shame.

M: Dude! Quite the contrary, the abovementioned deadbeats are counterintuitive yoyos. In fact, the entire makeup of Congressional Republicans leaves much to be desired. Again, the GOP Republican Tea Partiers are flunking flops needing to be replaced with representatives who actually can comprehend the logistics of democracy and leadership and the crucial middle class phenomena that President Carter stressed as well.

D: Man! Chris Christie admitted in 2011 to Matt Bai that the employee healthcare model of intervention utilized in New Jersey was unsustainable. In attempting to fix the glitch, Christie admitted to a new model needing to be implemented that, surprising, sounded like an unlikely endorsement of the 2013 Affordable Care Act law known as Obamacare.  

M: Dude! Chris Christie’s ego is so out of control that he would rather continue down a different and punitive road for vulnerable constituents than ever embrace something like Obamacare as a solution to New Jersey’s conflicting financial dynamics.   

D: Man! You’re making reference to the fact that Chris Christie actually is set on dismantling all the unions and has wrecked havoc upon the police and firefighters, the state losing hundreds of officers due to Christie’s cuts in local aid. And, keep in mind, Christie was up to all this awfulness way back in 2011, two years before the current government shutdown havoc in Washington, DC.  

M: Dude! And way before the bankruptcy claims made by cities like Detroit, there was the neglect of New Jersey to fund pension plans of teachers and other public sector workers back then. The president of the police union actually was quoted by Matt Bai to have said, “I don’t think they’re going to get it until the body bags pile up.”

D: Man! Chris Christie must answer the hard questions and every single inquiry into his whereabouts. He was in Washington, DC on Thursday and dodged everything, dismissing it as being irrelevant since he had an election to worry about and focus on in less than 26 days or so. I think that’s the way the GOP leaders in DC will start to emulate because, as you’ve said multiple times, Chris Christie is the slick temperature gauge for the GOP.

M: Dude! The intense meanness in the eyes and the abrupt sudden dismissal of his critics with a response that cuts like a knife, like to a teacher who was upset and reactionary to the extent of uncomfortable laughter in the Matt Bai article, “If what you want to do is put on a show and giggle every time I talk, then I have no interest in answering your question.”

D: Man! Texas Senator Ted Cruz has the same acidic acerbic replies to protestors at speaking engagements arranged for the GOP by the likes of conservative groups such as the Heritage Foundation.

M: Dude! The Republican pundits on television have adopted the Chris Christie acerbic acidic disregard for challengers of their policies. That’s definitely not American democracy at its prime as the GOP likes to convey itself as being. Actually, they are far more than just counterintuitive yoyos. They are heartless beasts that portray themselves as being gentle like bathroom tissue or a teddy bear. But we all know their own knickers are streaked with treks like no other species on earth.

D: Man! They need not tend to their knickers as often as they ought to wash their mouths out with nontoxic soap. Did I say that right? Is Johnson’s baby shampoo gentle enough for their foul stench tongues?

M: Dude! That’s corporal punishment!

D: Man! Excuse me. I meant to emphasize the art of lecturing the counterintuitive yoyos with actual lines they have spoken and chided people with. Like Chris Christie demonizing the teacher union, for speaking against a pay freeze he forced them to accept, in front of an audience, “But I just cannot take the stress that’s being presented by a 1 ½ percent contribution to health benefits. Now, you’re all laughing, right? But this is the crap I have to hear.”

M: Dude! Chris Christie is the kind of leader who has no hesitation badmouthing those who are not present at the time in his audience. He has the terrible tenacity to equivocate everybody to moronic levels behind their backs. That’s how the GOP Republican Tea Partiers operate too. The Koch Brothers are another example of backstabbing: They placed multiple figures worth of cash in the mouths of Congressional Republicans and now are trying to separate from them by renouncing any connections with the likes of Rand Paul and Ted Cruz. 

D: Man! The GOP has gone mad. Absolutely loon. It ought to be designated as incompetent and the Democratic Party ought to come in and claim the House of Representatives on the account of total denial by John Boehner and Company about the ill effects on the United States and world if the country defaults.

M: Dude! We’re going into a crisis that never took place before. Yeah, there was Y2K in 1999. But the computers set to the rhythm of the world economy will definitely have to be recalibrated and that will spawn an uncertain wrath upon US all.

D: Man! Y2K scares all over again? That ought to be reason enough to vote out the GOP! Oh! Is the Republican Party intentionally trying to throw US off for the sake of cheating yet again in the midterm elections as they did in 2009 and 2010?

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