Man! Dude! Session #202

(D)ude: Man! I am totally on the side of President Obama and Secretary of State Kerry. However, the inclusion of Senator John McCain in drafting anything concerning Syria’s use of chemical weapons and the United States’ response is absurd. John McCain is a war enthusiast.

(M)an: Dude! Apparently, Senators McCain and Graham have already released a statement clearly indicating that they know more about the moderate opposition forces.

D: Man! And what could this sentence possibly mean quote unquote, He did not layout a clearer plan to test the seriousness of the Russian and Syrian proposal. Huh?

M: Dude! Senators McCain and Lindsey Graham’s joint statement also contains contaminants of the soul of the Republican GOP. In the second paragraph of theirs, they insist on Syria quote unquote, granting international monitors unfettered access to all sites in Syria that possess these weapons.   

D: Man! What Americans must remember from President Obama’s address is that there is no place in our modern millennium for United States Armed Forces having to wear protective masks into battles to protect against nuclear, biological, and chemical warfare.

M: Dude! But for United States sons and daughters to have to be trained militarily in that regard will only be a circumstance of US voting for a Republican GOP future. But there is always an alternative, hope and democratic ideology as it exists amongst the Democrats.

D: Man! Compared with the Republican GOP, the Russians under Putin have far more sensibility via their loyalty to their country and its people. In the United States, on the state-level, we are infiltrated by gerrymandered propagandists that comprise of the Republican GOP leadership, which in itself is a lethal weapon let loose upon an entire landscape of people unaware of the need to organize and vote out these toxicities from the American fabric of democratic diplomacy that President Obama’s Administration is protecting against neoconservative lacerations.

M: Dude! Talking about backward torments, have you read the news about our neighboring county of Dallas? Apparently, there is a segregation-era drinking fountain installed at the Dallas County Records building for the purposes of a history lesson. But my concern is that this action, as approved by the county commissioners, will only hurt bystanders because, let’s be frank, our daily activities and public schools remain very much segregated along racial and ethnic lines.   

D: Man! The action of placing a segregation-era drinking fountain in a public building within the United States of America gives me the same sickening feeling that I had when one of our high school friends brought back a tourist guide from the German district of Dachau, remember?

M: Dude! I do remember! And our friend and we were upset to see that the concentration camp was fully displayed as a historic site alongside photographs of the inhabitants of the Upper Bavarian, Southern Germany district in national dress.

D: Man! I bet there is a Clint Eastwood offensive involved in the story about that water fountain from the segregation-era. I wholeheartedly am convinced that the commissioners likewise make revolting jokes about the entire matter, just as Clint Eastwood had in rehearsals leading up to the 2012 Republican National Convention.

M: Dude! The fascinating bit of information not left out of the sad news story is that no one stops at that particular water fountain right now as it is. But the commissioners insist that a video recording documenting the Civil Rights Movement and making a connection between the video and the fountain will help make it become a sought after historic site. And the irony is, the Dallas County commissioners want the entire so-called exhibit to be ready by the November anniversary of President Kennedy’s assassination.

D: Man! How revolting! What disrespect! This is a great opportunity to make the much-needed distinction between White America and GOP Republicanism. The two are separate entities and this fact ought never be misunderstood. President and Mrs. Kennedy were crusaders in so many ways and to have them disrespected for the sacrifices they made like this current push for such a shameful exhibit in 

Dallas County, is deplorable.

M: Dude! We are White Americans! Look at all the many obviously allele expressions all over our faces and scalps! But we cry for diversity because our parents raised us to fight for all our brothers and sisters’ rights when confronted by meddling bigotry.

D: Man! White Americans are not unfeeling racialists as the GOP Republicanism doctrine states so violently!

M: Dude! If the Dallas County commissioners want to preserve monuments as degenerate as that segregation-era drinking fountain, spending upwards of 45,000 dollars on the project already, then they need to be elected out of office as soon as possible. In fact, Americans of all diversities should be able to register to vote year-round without the intimidation tactics employed by the employees at the time of registration.

D: Man! You are right! If registering to vote were as easy as standing in the line at the Department of Motor Vehicles, I believe we would have fluidity where there has existed uncertainty.

M: Dude! The latest version of the United States has been so skewed by the Supreme Court’s ruling out the heart of the Voting Rights Act of 1965, that to even imply that our country healed from the wounds of separation and inequality is as absurd as the male justices sitting on the Supreme Court.

D: Man! Have you heard Scalia and Thomas ever speak? How about Alito? Kennedy? Breyer? Roberts?

M: Dude! Dude! Dude!

D: Man! Seriously!

M: Dude! You’ve named all six of the men on the Supreme Court!

D: Man! Did I? Am I becoming as spaced out as Florida Republican Representative Ron DeSantis? Seriously!

M: Dude! His Op-Ed in The Washington Times this morning reminded me of Florida Republican Senator Marco Rubio’s response to President Obama’s State of the Union address this year.

D: Man! The bottled water they’re drinking in Florida must be laced with either powdered legumes or hyperbole!

M: Dude! Republican Florida Representative Ron DeSantis said the following quote unquote by striking Ansar al-Shariah, Mr. Obama can avenge the deaths of our American brethren while demonstrating to terrorist groups that the United States will not tolerate their savagery. It is the best way to begin repairing the enormous damage that the administration’s lack of forceful response thus far has done to American credibility. If the president is truly concerned about justice, credibility and American security interests, he must take immediate and robust action to bring the Benghazi terrorists to justice.

D: Man! Powdered legumes for sure! And, by the way, did you see the special effects collage The Washington Post attached to that Ron DeSantis article? It’s got a bright red right hand print on asphalt or concrete and an American Embassy seal with a logo from the Obama-Biden campaign last year wrapped up in some kind of translucent baggie. Definitely looked like a Clint Eastwood production!

M: Dude! I thought Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney had been making handprints in red paint under the direct supervision of Rush Limbaugh and Karl Rove.

D: The size of the hand reminded me of Grover Norquist!