Man! Dude! Session #203

(M)an: Dude! Let’s keep in mind that it was The Washington Times, not The Washington Post that ran the Republican DeSantis’ descent from the President’s proposals concerning the Syrian Civil War.

(D)ude: Man! Regarding American legislators and descent, Senator Bob Casey of Pennsylvania questions the proposal made by Putin in the New York Times Op-Ed, stating that there is a less than fifty percent chance of the credibility of the Russians and the Syrian Regime. I disagree. Instead, I believe President Putin is heroic and, unlike the United States Congressional Republicans at the moment, sincere.    

M: Dude! I agree with you. Senator Bob Menendez of New Jersey also went too far with his preconceived prejudicial notions about President Putin’s personal history. He specifically said that he “wanted to vomit” upon reading the Op-Ed piece because he worries over the KGB ties and in doing so discredited President Putin as questionable in seriousness.

D: Man! That article was from CNN, so it would contain verbose hatred for Russia’s President Putin today and then turn the page and declare something all the contrary to its stance this morning!

M: Dude! Senators Casey and Menendez are two Democrats who have come under the influence of the Republican GOP obstructionism not just at home but abroad as well. We must be careful to follow only Secretary Kerry alongside others inside President Obama’s Administration in light of these glib and shameful comments by our very own party affiliates.

D: Man! President Putin’s A Plea for Caution from Russia is specifically addressed to “the American people and their political leaders” and I completely agree with the reason stated by Russia’s President for such an entreaty, “It is important to do so at a time of insufficient communication between our societies.”

M: Dude! I am in agreement too with President Putin that, “No one wants the United Nations to suffer the fate of the League of Nations, which collapsed because it lacked real leverage. This is possible if influential countries bypass the United Nations and take military action without Security Council authorization.”

D: Man! This whole idea of the United States being the police officer of the world is a hangover from the times when Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney just started their careers in the systematic and methodological degradation of the democracy of the United States. Their pictures from that time are black and white and faded like Instagram photographs, but other than that, they have been very successful bullies in every sphere of international protocol.

M: Dude! Senators Casey and Menendez should be ashamed for their comments concerning President Putin’s Plea for Caution. In fact, if Senators Casey and Menendez are truly members of the Democratic Party in the United States, they ought to defend President Putin, not descent into a Republican GOP mentality of tearing apart social safety nets of the most vulnerable Americans and then further deconstruct American society through organized and methodological schemes like asset forfeiture.

D: Man! President Putin addressed the most vulnerable in all societies when he stated, “No matter how targeted the strikes or how sophisticated the weapons, civilian casualties are inevitable, including the elderly and children, whom the strikes are meant to protect.”

M: Dude! President Putin ought to be invited back to the United States of America by its citizenry. He has been peacekeeping far evenhandedly than anyone else in the world right this minute. Perhaps, I pray, he can talk some sense into the gilded foolery of the Republican GOP we’re suffering under, which goes by the casual yet insanely devastating policies of cruel and heartless billionaires like the Brothers Koch and the Walton Family.

D: Man! We ought to have Newt Gingrich and Eric Cantor spend time together with Wayne LaPierre of the NRA. I am almost certain the three will become so incensed with one another that there will be an ensuing gun fight and each will have had a bullet in the buttocks.

M: Dude! Gingrich, Cantor, and LaPierre are given the craziest scripts to read by their billionaire masters. Did you know that for the right price, they’re willing to square dance in their holsters?

D: Man! Really?

M: Dude! Of course- well, come to think of it, I’m not sure what it is like to have billionaires as masters.

D: Man! Newt Gingrich and Eric Cantor and Wayne LaPierre have been soaking  shamelessness since the start of their careers within the Republican GOP.

M: Dude! The Gingrich instatement and now Cantor reinstatement of Temporary Assistance for Needy Families is a humiliating tragedy inflicted upon the most desperate Americans, an abomination. It was never “from welfare to workfare” but a “from self-efficacy to self-despair” route that kept people in the loophole of constantly having to find work while receiving absolutely no cash benefits meanwhile whatsoever.

D: Man! That’s the Republican GOP’s strategy for solving all crises, keep inside one loophole. As many as they can balance, I bet they will go down in history as circus clowns than policymakers.

M: Dude! As President Putin has said, “If we can avoid force against Syria, this will improve the atmosphere in international affairs and strengthen mutual trust. It will be our shared success and open the door to cooperation on other critical issues.”

D: Man! I loved the way President Putin concluded his piece for The New York Times, “There are big countries and small countries, rich and poor, those with long democratic traditions and those still finding their way to democracy. Their policies differ, too. We are all different, but when we ask for the Lord’s blessings, we must not forget that God created us equal.”

M: Dude! Yes, God did create us equal. However, it is an entirely different reality under the Republican GOP.