Man! Dude! Session #200

(D)ude: Man! Did you know about the difference between herbicides and defoliants?

(M)an: Dude! Herbicides are used for the purposes of inhibiting plant growth for the purpose of destroying a population of people through starvation, while defoliants are utilized for the express purposes of lying bare plant leaves in order to inhibit enemy lines from being able to conceal themselves.

D: Man! Could defoliants and herbicides be what Koch Industries is specializing in the underground world of neoconservative corruption? Could the Brothers Koch be the perpetrator who set up cameras and video in the Syrian region affected by chemical weaponry?

M: Dude! The Koch brothers have dabbled with partnerships in Mexico concerning polyester. Then they have too invested in fiber assets, forestry-products, ethanol plants, fertilizer, glass, and American Greetings. The Wall Street Journal reported this today! 

D: Man! Is the combination of chemicals and greeting cards supposed to offset the insidious actions being taken by the Koch brothers abroad? I bet there are insidious phenomena the Koch brothers are not taking responsibility for within the United States of America!

M: Dude! According to Reuters, the Koch Brothers have advanced into the electronics business with the acquisition of Molex, Inc. and have a direct connection to Apple, Inc. as well since the later gets its electronic connectors from the former.    

D: Man! What do you think about the possibility of a resolution amongst the Russians and Syrians without the need for United States to intervene?

M: Dude! That is spectacular! And the United States needs to learn from President Obama that one must not be the center of the decision-making and peace talks always just because one is from the United States.

D: Man! Dignified humility and strict boundaries but unlimited regard and the upholding of democratic principles, including the one that a lot of folks have trouble accepting: That you must give without the expectation of getting something back in return.

M: Dude! Those are the same precepts upon which Dr. Martin Luther King, Junior alighted the Civil Rights Movement!

D: Man! For the American Media to expect a consistency in President Obama’s day-to-day travails is illogical! As we speak, Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov and Syrian Foreign Minister Walid Moallem are in the process of negotiating and renegotiating a move forward for their nations and their alliances with one another.

M: Dude! The Republican GOP needs to get a grip as well as the American Press. Have they ever considered that North Korea is attached to China and only distanced from Russia by the Sea of Japan, also known as the East Sea?

D: Man! And the governor of Texas Rick Perry is always having a hissy fit over seceding from the United States of America over what the Republican GOP vilifies wrongly and that is the health care reform that millions of Americans will qualify for come October 1, 2013. What kind of hissy fits would Governor Rick Perry and the Congressional Republicans throw if North Korea by happenchance became attached to their shores?

M: Dude! Seriously, we have to understand the congestion that is afflicting landlocked nations right now. And the best example is that of the gerrymandered states in our own democracy of the United States of America.

D: Man! The Republican GOP would build an enormous wall alongside their borders with North Korea, as if that would prevent their own from visiting their newfound neighbor and introducing its underworld to their covert operations.

M: Dude! The Republican GOP institutes pain, not peace. And, historically, let’s keep in mind that Chernobyl is contaminated with radioactive material that will not degrade to the point of allowable habitability for at least 20,000 years! And let’s also keep in mind that the Fukushima, Japan nuclear power plant is still experiencing such radiation toxicity within just a matter of hours that recent attempts to develop a new water treatment system have proven unsuccessful, the equipment corroding at the trial stages of experimentation.

D: Man! Isn’t Tokyo going to be hosting the 2020 Summer Olympics? Yes? Well, then we can only promise the world no chicanery on the part of the United States by making sure President Hillary Rodham Clinton is reelected to a second term. No more of the Republican GOP hanky-panky!

M: Dude! I am terrified that the United States is degrading itself in principle and integrity by this opprobrious pack known as the gerrymandering Republican GOP. Texas Republican GOP Senator Ted Cruz hammered away that all financial aide to Iraq be withdrawn without once acknowledging the countless lives of refugees and citizenry within the nation that are doing all they can to coexist and not collide.

D: Man! According to Ashley Parker of The New York Times last Wednesday, September 4, 2013, the opprobrious pack known as the Bush Dynasty and consisting of upcoming double-dealer Jeb Bush, are plotting their return. Republican GOP strategist Mark McKinnon has already dubbed Jeb Bush’s son George Prescott Bush as “47”!

M: Dude! George P. Bush and his father Jeb Bush only have a fighting chance with the instituting of the voter identification restrictions and fraud and the unfair gerrymandering tactics of recent.

D: Man! What about these Supreme Court male justices who gutted the Voting Rights Act of 1965? I just wonder whether these male injustices on the Supreme Court exist inside a hall of mirrors where their perspectives get stretched to the point of self-destruction?

M: Dude! The male injustices sitting on the Supreme Court of the United States are covered in yellow opaque plaque that protects against the remembrances of a past too recent to declare ourselves over with it already! Lynching itself too hard a slap upon our humanity’s face to be thinking as the Supreme Court male injustices do, that there is nothing such as legacy. And that the only thing that matters is that their children and  descendants will be free of financial burden and that money is above everything else, all that matters in the end. But our wounds run too deep to be swathed with spit of spite.