(D)ude: Man! I was reasoning, with myself just now, about
being a Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson combination medical researcher,
particularly a physician.
(M)an: Dude! Is that right? If so, it’s no big thing. I’ve
dreamt of being Holmes and Watson, but not as a combo pack but individually.
D: Man! The modern version of me being they would entail
such spectacle. I would be able to deduce incredibly, so that I could just look
at the way a gent or gal slurped up their finality of a strawberry milkshake
and come to a conclusive answer as to that particular patient’s vitality and
strength to supersede the gods and goddesses.
M: Dude! You could basically glean answers from the most unrelated
realities in an individual’s life or
the lives of individuals and diagnose or
prognosticate upon their spheres of existence?
D: Man! I feel really vulnerable after sharing such an
innermost revelation!
M: Dude! I attend Gumbi’s graduation party every night in my
sleep! And, get this, Gumbi actually appears fully equipped for a skydiving
expedition and refuses to eat his cake in order to not be too full to nosedive
out of the plane.
D: Man! Huh? The only time I’ve had the vision of that
cartoon character has been in reruns on public television or SNL classics from
the seventies.
M: Dude! Remember the shadows cast on my bedroom ceiling due
to the installment of that ceiling fan that always manages to sway right and
left on its hinges whenever it’s manipulated! Remember?
D: Man! I don’t know about any one particular ceiling fan, all
of the installments that you have set up in your place have been unsteady and
swaying. Reminds me of the latest adult film by Ashton Kutcher. I never knew
the former second husband of Demi Moore’s to be into blue theatrics.
M: Dude! Ashton Kutcher is in an adult film? That’s nothing
to be surprised about. Ashton Kutcher’s face resembles naughty bits, don’t you
think?
D: Man! Josh Gad’s long and curly hair are so saturated with
hair tonic at times whenever onscreen with Ashton Kutcher’s limping bangs, the
two men look like cheap car sales men who got a shot in the dark to accompany
Tom Jones’ troupe, but chose to take a detour through the adult film industry
instead.
M: Dude! Josh Gad’s hair take on the texture of a rat’s when
not saturated with some kind of hair tonic, while Ashton Kutcher’s portrayal of
any serious character onscreen comprises of making as constipated a face as
possible with the signature pursed lips and semi-crossed brows.
D: Man! Josh Gad and Ashton Kutcher need to be thrown to the
cleaners. I don’t think my aunt’s dry cleaning facility would be able to scrub
the unkempt all-over rottenness that the two sleazes’ characters resonate
throughout their films.
M: Dude! Adult film stars Gad and Kutcher need to understand
their allotment in Hollywood alongside adult film has-beens.
D: Man! Would a good hair conditioner be able to resolve the
texture of Josh Gad’s profane hair?
M: Dude! I think Kutcher and Gad’s hair were stranded
profanities. As far as a conditioner being able to reconcile such vileness, I
think not.
D: Man! Not even Revlon?
M: Dude! What’s up with Revlon?
D: Man! You’re the one who introduced me to the packets of
conditioners that accompany every hair dye kit, remember?
M: Dude! I always utilize the packets of conditioner that
come with the dye, don’t I?
D: Man! No! If not always, you certainly have on many
occasions opted out of using the conditioning packets for the Head &
Shoulders.
M: Dude! Head & Shoulders is a great shampoo, but Revlon
is hands down the best brand of conditioner and hair dye out there.
D: Man! Have you noticed how I’ve started coloring and
styling my hair?
M: Dude! No kidding?
D: Man! Yes! Look! They’re soft and manageable, regardless
of how much time I spend drying and combing them after every application.
M: Dude! Since when have you gotten spiffy and conscious
about grey hair?
D: Man! Two months ago? Either that or at least sometime
after my niece’s spring break, I’m not exactly sure.
M: Dude! How is she? Did she have a hand to play in your
sudden self-awareness?
D: Man! She’s doing absolutely fine and, yes, she played a
major part in my suddenly undertaking high maintenance grooming customs.
M: Dude! You’ve never been an adaptable personality! This is
impressive!
D: Man! I informed my niece that, however unprofessional and
unethical, I would be visiting her practice and seeking services from her no
matter what she was administering, as long as it did not involve dental work or
ocular manipulations.
M: Dude! Ocular manipulations?
D: Man! I’ve heard a lot about how Lasik eye surgery has become
more sophisticated, but that cannot erase the fact that my Uncle Walter’s still
mistaking his wife for the gardener.
M: Dude! That is understandable. If I lived with someone so
gung ho about her air fresheners and bug repellents, as is Uncle Walter’s wife,
I would too be in an identification stupor myself!
D: Man! Could be the inhalants? I think so. I read somewhere
that you had to do thrice as many word finds or at least an extra crossword puzzle
as you inhaled cans of these sprays in order to makeup for the net loss in brain
cells.
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