(M)an: Dude! Your nieces were the utmost sophisticates
yesterday at that barbeque.
(D)ude: Man! Really? What about them convinced you they were
worthy to be held that high socially?
M: Dude! I was sitting here reading the latest issue of Architectural Digest and they came by
and sat down diagonally from me. They reassured me that I could buy whatever
gift I wanted to for them and that the real highlight of any gifting occasion
was my presence.
D: Man! Did you gift them anything beforehand?
M: Dude! Yes.
D: Man! How many hours prior to their beneficent entreaty?
M: Dude! They’re only seven and six-years-old! And, by the
way, it mustn’t have been but four hours since my gifting them the latest
Barbie.
D: Man! What exact words did they choose to convey their appeal?
M: Dude! You can gift
us whatever present you like. Any gift would be thoughtful and it’s your
attendance at the party that will have mattered most. You know, our cousins
rarely accept the invites to play and celebrate with us on special occasions.
D: Man! You should have responded in kind!
M: Dude! I did! Your
thoughtful regards and honest-to-goodness sincerity are much appreciated. I
will take into account your generosity and goodwill when making my next trip to
the mall on your behalf.
D: Man! That’s rather stiff upper lipped! Did they have
smocking on their dresses that matched the kerchief in your vest pocket?
M: Dude! Of course! And of course!
D: Man! Maybe the advanced level sensibilities of kids these
days will help in the overall protection of
democratic principles. I don’t get
it. The Republican Party is confiscating and sequestrating and no one is
calling them out for the actions they are taking. It’s like white supremacists running
amok at the state and local levels of government. It’s dangerous on so many
levels.
M: Dude! The Republican Party is the twenty-first century
version of totalitarianism. They are suppressing the votes of the constituency
through the guise of strict voter identification requirements. I don’t
understand how the United States GOP can talk about interventions in the Middle
East and elsewhere when they are instituting such oppressive measures on the
homeland.
D: Man! Stalin and Lenin were revered, much like how the
conservative constituency is blinded by the Faux News mentalities that make
money off of their white supremacist idealism. Those who benefitted the most
since the Citizens United decree, clearly bought the Supreme Court justices who
killed one of the most significant parts of the Voting Rights Act of 1965.
M: Dude! Sitting Supreme Court Justices Scalia and Thomas
have actually attended events like the one held by the Koch brothers in Albuquerque,
New Mexico about two weekends ago that is still cloaked in secrecy much the
same way Stalin and Lenin ruthlessly oversaw the deaths of countless at the
height of their totalitarian regimes.
D: Man! Who is who in the Republican Party? Didn’t Nazi
Germany invade the Soviet Union in 1941 after Hitler and Stalin agreed to a
pact in 1939 that divvied Eastern Europe between them?
M: Dude! That’s the reason why democracy in the hands of a diversifying
constituency needs to be defended and held sacred. You think the people staging
protest on behalf of Morsi or Assad are doing so of their own volition?
D: Man! No?
M: Dude! Exactly! Morsi and Assad are giving their defenders
compensation of multiple sorts in order to cling onto their oppressive ideals.
Like the Koch brothers, Morsi and Assad are intent on deregulating government
and cutting all the safety nets for the disenfranchised. This leads to chaos,
which is the perfect social state for people like the Koch Brothers. The more
chaos, the hotter their pockets get.
D: Man! You mean that the Republican Party actually pays
people to attend their rallies and demonstrations?
M: Dude! Yes! If Arianna Huffington can load a bus to attend
a rally as she did not too long ago, imagine what kinds of bus and plane rides
the billionaires of the Republican Party can promise in return for organized
protest.
D: Man! That’s where the Karl Rove PAC money goes? To fund
the image of protest and far-right concerns in a selected group of hecklers?
M: Dude! The Koch brothers have been studiously pursuing
what is essentially dirty politics and even dirtier money channeling from the
likes of dictatorial regimes abroad.
D: Man! Who’s on the other side?
M: Dude! The George H.W. and George W. Bush presidencies
laid the foundation for big time cheating and charades. The Bush Dynasty
intermingled with the likes of foreign oil and fraudulent oversea contractors
who were hired because they promised much more than they could afford or were
willing to put in the time to accomplish so everybody in the pact could pocket
major dollars.
D: Man! And Senators Lindsey Graham and John McCain are
still wanting to reinvestigate Benghazi, Libya?
M: Dude! They are in on the hoax as well. The Republican
Party of the United States is in deep waters but refuses to take their training
fins off and try to swim separately from special interests and lobbyists. Folks
like Paul Ryan and Eric Cantor made a deal with head honchos like the Koch brothers
and the tax-evading weasel-ferret Norquist.
D: Man! Other than their ties to the head honchos, they are
pretty weak candidates for public office. Their talking points are incongruous and
their mathematics still consists of manipulating an abacus. So what kind of
Barbie is trending nowadays?
M: Dude! There’s the Mars Explorer Barbie equipped with pink
oxygen tank and space boots. It was launched after collaborative design tips from
NASA’s Extravehicular Suit Team. There is a six-wheeled science laboratory that
is available for purchase. I did not feel like taking the time to buy and then
play make believe with the girls. I’m feeling really tired out by the summer
scorch. I am counting down to the fall.
D: Man! You know it’s a six-minute descent through the
Martian atmosphere that the astronauts have to endure second-by-second?
M: Dude! That’s really something! But did you hear about the
magenta planet that was discovered over the weekend? It’s actually too far away
right now, but its name is GJ 504b and it is four times the weight of Jupiter.
D: Man! A huge hot pink planet just in time for Mars
Explorer Barbie!
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