Man! Dude! Session #146

(D)ude: Man! Mike Chickadee is seriously advertising the Republican agenda to impeach President Obama and the mostly-leaning-bright-red-right press is adamantly abstaining from the fact that the GOP leadership refuses to read the 29 recommendations set forth by the State Department’s Accountability Review Board.

(M)an: Dude! Mike Huckabee is probably the Republican you’re referring to as advertising the demise of President Obama. But, you’re absolutely right on the mark about the ARB’s recommendations failing to be read by Californian Republican Chairman of the United States House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform Darrell Issa et al.

D: Man! The GOP must remember my millennium rendition of the George Santayana quote that appears in the ARB’s unclassified recommendation document available online at www dot state dot gov backslash arbreport backslash… Those who cannot read the past are going to repeat it.

M: Dude! The Republican Party is so steadfast against coherence and solidarity. It’s like the GOP disorder, which passed the Deficit Reduction Act of 2005, is returning due to the Republican Party’s confidence in their gerrymandered districts. Remember?

D: Man! The Deficit Reduction Act of 2005 had two different versions, one constructed to pass the House and the other construed to pass the United  States Senate.

M: Dude! Eric Boehlert, American writer of the 2006 classic Lapdogs: How The Press Rolled Over For Bush, said it perfectly when he commented that Chairman Darrell Issa was involving uselessly the time of congressmen and congresswomen in an Op-Ed soap opera rather than a legitimate hearing about the ARB’s recommendations.

D: Man! The George W.-Cheney-Rice-Rumsfeld White House neglected the press entirely so much so that Jake Tapper couldn’t manage a whisper, let alone question George W. and his associates about their whereabouts during their eight-year reign.

M: Dude! Where have you been?

D: Man! You sounded exactly like Wolf Blitzer crossed with one of the women of Murdoch’s Faux News Channel.

M: Dude! Is my skirt hiked up appropriately enough? When is my next media appointment with GQ and Maxim Magazines?

D: Man! How am I supposed to respond to such nonsense? But that’s an important point: Why is there still a need to reform any anchorwomen from condescending themselves?

M: Dude! Did you notice Diane Sawyer’s latest ensemble at the George W. Presidential Library?

D: Man! I loved the navy ensemble with the white sash! I cannot believe no one noticed to report on the designer. But, then again, Diane Sawyer brings out the best in her wardrobe selections, the clothes never make the soul that is Diane Sawyer.

M: Dude! My nieces were asking me about my taste in fashion and I had to reintroduce them to the fundamentals like Cecil Beaton’s royal portraitures, but I must say I was taken by Marina of Greece’s official portrait in Grecian splendor, very conservative in the same way as Diane Sawyer’s matching her shoes and stockings to the exact navy in her dress with that unforgettable sash!

D: Man! President Obama’s leadership has brought much needed changes that are delineated simply in the VA’s 2013 Veteran’s Benefits Handbook. However, I wonder about the online new enrollment application for VA health benefits: If the American voters want continuation of empowerment of workforce commissions like the one in Texas right now, then they must vote for democratic principles that get corroded by the likes of the current Republican GOP self-described wonks like Paul Ryan and Jim DeMint.

M: Dude! They do study excessively without any perspicacity whatsoever!

D: Man! Paul Poindexter Ryan and Jim Dweeb DeMint need to align their bugle budget proposal Path To Posterity and conservative political playground Heritage Foundation trumpeting the demise of the American Economy without sufficient and immediate actions against Dreamers and African Americans and Non-Whites, while embracing austerity and reprioritizing sequester savings.

M: Dude! In Appendix II of the Paul Ryan Follies, it states clearly that there was a FY2013 Budget set forth by President Obama. Yet, elsewhere in that same document, Paul Poindexter Ryan insists there are no alternatives being proposed to the austerity absurdities that fall apart upon closer examination.

D: Man! The austerity absurdities fall apart because, like the Heritage Foundation’s blatant racism and eugenicist blathering, those Paul Ryan Follies are recapitulated by sources just as foggy and laced with the same sort of shady characters as the Harvard PhD Jason Richwine, like Darrell Issa and Charles Krauthammer.

M: Dude! Issa actually denounced federal funding post 9/11/01 to volunteers who came from all over the United States to New York City! Charles Krauthammer has similar tan issues and lines as John Boehner. And Netanyahu has hosted Marco Rubio, Rand Paul, and Mitt Romney with far more zest than President Obama. Yes, Rubio and Rand were not openly received with embraces, but I believe they were just as instrumental in underhandedly creating some kind of matrix of hate and lies that Israel cannot afford.

D: Man! But Sheldon Adelson can afford all types of trouble on his own! That’s what happens when rednecks come into money and the included power!

M: Dude! I don’t think the students of Buena Vista Township, Michigan public schools are going to be given the opportunity to complete their coursework before summer vacation! Yikes!

D: Man! This reminds me of the times of George Wallace in Alabama confronted by federal marshals in 1963. Gosh! The GOP wants US to revert back to the days of only fifty years ago? That’s a sacrilege that I will not allow! Never again!

M: Dude! Representative Elijah Cummings is Ranking Member on the Oversight and Government Reform Committee that Darrell Issa chairs in the House. The two actually came together in defense of investigating the circumstances surrounding Aaron Swartz’s suicide. But, I think, local prosecutors and federal prosecutors lacked crucial coordination capabilities that, if in place, would have spared Aaron from the anxieties that culminated in fatality.