Man! Dude! Session #140

(D)ude: Man! All the living presidents are coming to Dallas tomorrow for the inexplicable opening of the George W. Bush Presidential Library, which features metal beam remnants from the 9/11 attacks on the Twin Towers.

(M)an: Dude! For Presidents Carter, Clinton, and Obama to come to Dallas to inaugurate such malaise is inexplicable.

(D)ude: Man! I went through all the books you’ve read and came across one that was utterly ludicrous but very fitting for describing the Republican lunacy at large in our nation. The plight of the people of the United States of America right now is intense as the savagery of the Boston Marathon aftermath is still fresh like the devastating wounds and all-out lives lost that Patriot’s Day.

(M)an: Dude! What book did you come across?

(D)ude: Man! Malachi Martin’s words are universal as he troves through the mess that is horror and 

evil. Although Martin describes what is now mythological like Abraham Lincoln’s wife’s constantly seeking out séances in the privacy of likeminded aching souls who too lost loved ones as she did her sons and later husband, he states clearly No horror film can begin to capture the horror of such a vision: a world without spirit. Evil Spirit is personal, and it is intelligent. It is preternatural, in the sense that it is not of this material world, but it is in this material world. And Evil Spirit as well as good advances along the lines of our daily lives. In very normal ways spirit uses and influences our daily thoughts, actions, and customs and, indeed, all the strands that make up the fabric of life in whatever time or place. Contemporary life is no exception.

(M)an: Dude! How can Presidents Carter and Obama tarnish their Nobel Peace Prizes? That’s what I do not get in their plans to attend the opening of the George W. Bush Presidential Library! Do they not know the fate of the founder of the Nobel Prize, Alfred Nobel?

(D)ude: Man! What fate of Alfred Nobel’s are you referencing? That the noble Nobel had wanted to end all war and catastrophes with the pursuit of funding and gifting endeavors that would bring the world closer together?

(M)an: Dude! I am specifically referencing to the inventor’s specialty in explosives and inventing dynamite and the tragedy that followed such an experiment: The chemistry lab explosion that killed his collaborator and younger brother and ignited the pacifist within him once again.

(D)ude: Man! Once again?

(M)an: Dude! Yes! Alfred Nobel wanted to create armaments because he believed that if he could create the ultimate weapon of savagery, the world would definitely come to the realization of the destructive forces of war and unrest.

(D)ude: Man! To create weaponries of annihilation for the sake of world peace! That’s a really profound worldview and stance for pacifism.

(M)an: Dude! It’s working in reverse with these militants and the GOP in the United States. Can you I imagine that 46 senators voted against universal background checks, even after listening to the cries of the Newtown, Connecticut parents and families who lost their chance at celebrating developmental and familial milestones?

(D)ude: Man! Veils of artificiality are inappropriate at this hour. Charting heights and anticipating tomorrows that will never come now that the United States Senate has essentially killed gun control legislation, I am devastated but my hope has been decimated with the profound shock of knowing that Presidents Carter, Clinton, and Obama will show up in Dallas for George W. Bush’s presidential library opening?

(M)an: Dude! Talk about veils of artificiality. Senator Lindsey Graham expressed the clear desire for the United States to go to war with an already provocative enemy: quote unquote radical religiousness of a specific sort.

(D)ude: Man! I know what you’re talking about! To say radical and Islam in the same sentence is absurd. Islam does not promote terrorism. And, anyways, the Prophet Mohammed actually had a scripture and prayer routine that these extremists who blatantly choose to defile Islam ought to be held accountable for knowing. I believe 99.9% of the extremists that deride Islam don’t even have a clue about the religion whatsoever. They just croon away at some colloquial Arabic lingo and jargon that has not any resemblance to Islam.

(M)an: Dude! That’s why we’ve got to vote out these Republican extremists that have disbanded from the Tea Party wagon and infiltrated the House and Senate of the United States! We must vote in the midterms!

(D)ude: Man! What’s the use of voting? The Senate Democrats also killed gun reform! And our Democratic Presidents Carter, Clinton, and Obama are going to be attending that guy’s library opening… George W. Bush is rancid.

(M)an: Dude! George W. Bush is making haste slowly! Our daughters and sons in uniform and the thousands who perished on 9/11 deserve better than this!

(D): Man! George W. Bush’s library is a oxymoron! George W. Bush is a moron!

(M)an: Dude! He is a cold-blooded killer of all those who perished in Iraq II and Afghanistan.

(D)ude: Man! I didn’t expect you to match me on the harshness towards George W. Bush’s Administration!

(M)an: Dude! I am afraid for the lives of President Obama and Vice President Biden. This year marks the fiftieth anniversary of President Kennedy’s assassination in Dallas, Texas! God have mercy! Ora pro nobis!

(D)ude: Man! John Boehner is the next in line after Biden for the presidency! President Boehner! Ugh!

(M)an: Dude! An Evil Spirit as well as good advances along the lines of our daily lives!