Man! Dude! Session #141

(M)an: Dude! Ben Affleck’s going to be living on a dollar and a half a day beginning soon.

(D)ude: Man! Why?

M: Dude! I think he’s attempting to raise awareness of poverty and hunger on earth.

D: Man! Poverty and hunger on earth?

M: Dude! I’m not sure, but Warren Buffet’s son, who’s a farmer and insists that the food unfit to keep on the shelves of American grocery stores mean a net loss of about a few billion dollars worth, offers creative solutions and strategies. And, get this, it is all a matter of organization and foresight.

D: Man! Talking about billions and loopholes intentionally set in place by the GOP, did you know the George W. Bush Presidential Library ceremony was attended by Presidents Carter, Clinton, and Obama? Yeah, they gathered with the Bush Dynasty’s George H. W. and George W. on the SMU campus, the location of the library, in Dallas, Texas.

M: Dude! George W. Bush’s library is a treasure trove of false claims and blundering plundering at home and abroad. George W. Bush’s library is an overwrought mausoleum of the Bush Dynasty’s cruelties and corruptions.

D: Man! Laura Bush’s provincial referencing to “my George” over and over again was typical of an unsophisticated clodhopper yokel. Of course George W’s going to assist a soldier who lost his limbs because of George W. Cheney-Rice-Rumsfeld’s selfish war-mongering decisions that led to Iraq II and Afghanistan!

M: Dude! Again, George W. Bush’s cruelties and corruptions are entombed in that mausoleum erected on the SMU campus.

D: Man! Barbara Bush sure is an undependable source of insight. In actuality, she is just as false a herald as her son. No wonder W insisted that he had inherited his father’s eyes and his mother’s mouth! Both mother and son have that guileful tendency to vacillate between reason and feigned deficiency.

M: Dude! George W’s efforts in African continental programs of interest is just retribution for the evils he availed in the Middle East. I still believe he and his father deliberately nursed fear and terrorism, just like the current GOP Republicans are, through their refusal to join the campaign against gun violence, protecting illicit trafficking of high capacity firearms and weaponry around the world in vulnerable locales like Central and South America and, as always, at home on our own streets.

D: Man! You think the chemical weapons that Senator McCain is so concerned about in Syria have been placed there by his very own Republican Party’s political action committees? I once heard that stupidity is evil and evil is stupidity. Like a braided bread loaf, the elements of both are so enmeshed in the end that one forgets the initial toil of braiding in order to achieve such texture and flavor. I personally think that the George W. Bush Presidential mausoleum is a means of getting a tax break on all those billions the Bush Dynasty pocketed in the looting of Iraq and Afghanistan.

M: Dude! I think there comes a point in life when you surrender to the whim of tryingly jamming keys into the gates of paradise.

D: Man! That does make sense. There would be no other way to rationalize President Herbert Hoover’s constructing his presidential library after such days of Steinbeck’s Grapes of Wrath and The Winter of Our Discontent otherwise.

M: Dude! A cowboy hat had never been so out of place as atop Dick Cheney’s balding crown. If Cheney even had a strand of capacity for shame, I would say he was hiding embarrassment. He looked like he had just come from visiting Southfork Ranch where the television series Dallas was shot.

D: Man! I think George W. played a rendition of Spin The Bottle during his two terms in the White House. Dick Cheney spun around in a crying fit like that mustached man who was hired to spin on his back for Jennifer Beals’ main character in the 1983 film Flashdance. Wherever Dick Cheney landed his displeasure, just like how that mustached man refused to shave for the spinning component in the Adrian Lyne’s musical, that part of the world suffered insufferably.

M: Dude! George W. Bush read through the numbers of the living former presidents as if he were reciting a woman’s dimensions!

D: Man! What a savage! Actually, that was very inappropriate and Laura Bush’s laughter was uncalled for! George W’s reciting “42-41-39” made me wonder if those were the measurements belonging to Laura Bush or the Statue of Liberty.

M: Dude! Peggy Noonan sure did write a tough squeal for the chauvinist W. I don’t think Peggy Noonan took into consideration W’s aptitude nor aura when finishing the final draft of that speech he gave on his historic day of polls going up and down and winds going right and left. It was essentially a diatribe for war, which was only replaced with the euphemism freedom.

D: Man! George W. Bush and Omar Borkan Al Gala ought to take refuge in the replica of the George W. Bush years in the Oval Office located inside that SMU mausoleum.

M: Dude! Omar Borkan Al Gala is swooning ladies on both sides of the Atlantic over lame translations of Arabic love songs. In that sense, Omar Borkan Al Gala shares a lot in common with George W because the latter borrowed heavily from Ahmed Rashid’s book Taliban: Militant Islam, Oil, & Fundamentalism In Central Asia, which was published in 2000 and 2001.

D: Man! I remember people talking about the Taliban in the late nineties without the concern that exploded onto the scene after 9/11.

M: Dude! George W. Bush unashamedly recalled the homemade boats in Louisiana following Hurricane Katrina, without once cringing at the thought that his administration did not allocate efficient funding until it was too late.

D: Man! George W. and his entire family termed the victims of Katrina as refugees. Ugh!

M: Dude! President George W. Bush is the most characterless citizen of the world and the United States of America. I’ve heard that he takes cellular pictures of himself in the shower and bathtub and then transfers them to canvas with his own watercolors and what-have-you. I think Andy Warhol borrowed the method from Winston Churchill who invented the technique of transfer after much inventive contemplation.

D: Man! Indeed! George W. and Omar Borkan Al Gala are equivocal narcissists.