Friday, October 18, 2013

Man! Dude! Session #223: Billionaire Snake Charmer's Biting Bait



(M)an: Dude! Texas State Representative Lon Burnam is from Fort Worth and is in the pursuit of countering Texas Governor Rick Perry’s attempts these past two weeks to get the Texas Department of Insurance to enforce regulations upon Obamacare navigators. Otherwise, Governor Perry is totally against any kind of government regulation, being the kind of conservative he is, swinging from the Tea Party branches to the GOP Republican branches.

(D)ude: Man! Thank goodness State Senator Wendy Davis is running for the Texas governorship in 2014. Governor Rick Perry, like New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, is a Sheldon G. Adelson politician through and through. Dirty money and dirtier politicians, which reminds me of Texas Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst’s attempts to rally up crowds by calling for the impeachment of the President of the United States for the Benghazi tragedy that the Republican Party still hasn’t sought answers from George W. Bush’s choice of government contractors in place at the time and former CIA Director, General David Petraeus.

M: Dude! State Representative Lon Burnam has put together four Obamacare Enrollment Workshops scheduled for the third and fourth weeks of October. The first is scheduled at the Como Community Center on Tuesday, October 22, 2013 and you can call 817-924-1997, State Rep. Burnam’s district office for additional information like the exact time and duration of the workshop as well as the other three workshops that will together be kicking off the first round of events to educate and assist folks in enrolling in Obamacare with the nonsense hurdles being placed as obstacles because of Gov. Perry’s political squabble with the White House.

D: Man! Or is it Sheldon G. Adelson’s political squabble with American Democracy that makes Chris Christie spat with constituents and Rick Perry so furious to actually implement regulations to obstruct the disenfranchised from the opportunity to mobilize themselves into the fabric of society through nondiscriminatory healthcare coverage?

M: Dude! My parents’ medical bills come out to about $1100.00 every month. They pay around $460.00 while their health insurance takes care of the difference. But my mother had to stay in the hospital three nights for arterial plaque complications and subsequent medical tests and my parents ended up having to pay a total of six thousand dollars!

D: Man! Six thousand dollars for a three-night hospital stay?

M: Dude! My mother was so incensed that she actually made sure to note the meals she was served and returned home and resolved to cook what she had essentially ate those days and nights in the hospital. And the food actually is tasty. Extremely fresh, but very tasty nevertheless. There is an Aldi supermarket in their neighborhood and my mother shops there exclusively.

D: Man! You’re mother ought to construct a Hospital Food 101 Guideline Cookbook! In fact, I’ll be honored to taste test every recipe, minus the lime gelatin of course!

M: Dude! What’s the matter with lime gelatin?

D: Man! It was all I ate when I had my tonsils extracted in the fourth grade. That and lukewarm chocolate milk.

M: Dude! I broke my nose and had to have it realigned after high school. I couldn’t really taste anything, except cheese puffs and raisin trail mixes.

D: Man! For a minute there I was certain we were sitting in hospital beds comparing one anther’s dietary restrictions and permissible indulgences. And I was getting quite jealous like the fourth grader I had been then. Thank goodness for that mirror over there, or I would have returned to my former juvenile self and spoken quite battered lines of contempt.

M: Dude! Governor Chris Christie has retracted to Sheldon G. Adelson’s kilts once again. The New Jersey Supreme Court ruled today that, beginning Monday, October 21, 2013, same-sex marriages will be recognized and weddings can resume. However, Governor Chris Christie, usually an active vocalist otherwise, chose to have his press secretary release a statement instead of coming forward and sharing his outlook despite agreeing to comply with the ruling.

D: Man! Sheldon G. Adelson is the Governor of New Jersey and Chris Christie is the billionaire snake charmer’s biting bait.

M: Dude! You’re confusing fishing and snake charming. Or, is the snake that is Chris Christie, the bait in the battle within the GOP to wash their hands of that 16-day Government Shutdown?

D: Man! The GOP only contributed to the deficit and their Sequestration is still in effect and needing to be brought down. That is the way forward for all the GOP Republican Tea Partiers. If they can end the Sequester and comply with the American people and actually begin to respect and cooperate with their popularly reelected President, there is hope for reformation and restoration. Call it what they want, but the GOP’s klutzy tactics have proven destructive and hellishly discriminatory.

M: Dude! The John Boehner Congressional Republicans are going to be written into the history books as the most dangerous racialists in the new millennium. Their effects have been klutzy from the beginning. As their President has made the federal government more and more transparent, the Congressional Republicans are secretively plotting and planning what results in only another blow to the American working classers and the poor. Raising the ladder of opportunity for every American is not socialist or communist. It is American Democracy at work and winning by leading the way.

D: Man! Don’t you think the obstructionist ways of the GOP are very mush like socialism and communism?

M: Dude! You’re onto something here. The GOP Republican Tea Partiers are very socialist and communist in their obstructionism and will be written about as madmen and madwomen of the new millennium.

D: Man! What a slap on the face of the Republican Party! And the Republican Party is essentially slapping itself in the face, isn’t it?

M: Dude! Yes. Indeed!

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