Man! Dude! Session #173

(M)an: Dude! Gladiolas only bloom in May and June. I have yet to see their presence in the month of July!

(D)ude: Man! You’re referencing to what I said yesterday about the Faux News men snooping in Bill O’Reilly’s gladiolas. Well, I left an important point out: Bill O’Reilly plants plastic gladiolas from the Dollar Store. He evidently enjoys visiting the Dollar Store and purchasing the brand new toothpaste and bulk toothbrushes that are also brand names. 

M: Dude! Bill O’Reilly is trying to perpetuate the message that Trayvon Martin was wearing a questionable hooded sweatshirt that made him come across as menacing to his killer George Zimmerman, but I have a totally different image of the 17-year-old. I believe Trayvon was a shy teenager and very aware of his unfair disadvantage in the neighborhood he was walking through that night when he was shot. Trayvon Martin was a timid and innocent teen that was unfortunate to have a thug like George Zimmerman pursue him on foot.

D: Man! You think Trayvon Martin may have felt outnumbered because of the abruptness with which George Zimmerman pursued him?

M: Dude! Trayvon Martin probably went into sudden shock when Zimmerman got out of his truck and targeted his shotgun at the unarmed teen!

D: Man! We need judges who have the gusto to apply federal laws to override these state laws like Stand Your Ground in Florida.

M: Dude! Never judge a person by their attire and ethnicity. These are fundamentals that clearly are being compromised by states favoring laws such as Stand Your Ground.

D: Man! Huma Abedin has to endure such psychological pain as she is choosing to stand by her husband Anthony Weiner. I am very concerned about her throwing in the towel on herself before she ever gets around to gathering the strength to see Anthony Weiner as the sexual predator that he is becoming.

M: Dude! I heard about the dopamine connection and how Anthony Weiner is probably seeking out higher and higher highs, hence the more and more explicitness in his texting improprieties. But I don’t buy it either. I rather make sure that Huma Abedin is healthy and happy and know she can walk out of the hellishness presented to her by her husband.

D: Man! The problem with Huma Abedin is her strength as a loyalist and compassionate. But I think she is probably entitled to a lot better than what Anthony Weiner has to offer: Did you notice how he had not bothered informing Huma about his recent sexually explicit texting at that press conference?

M: Dude! Anthony Weiner is a too out of line to be forgiven by Huma Abedin. He has seriously crossed over into the unforgiveable since not informing her of his current messaging to yet another woman in her early twenties. Perversion is inexcusable and Huma has a toddler son to consider into the big picture. I firmly believe that Anthony Weiner has betrayed Huma Abedin to the extent that she ought to demand him moving out and providing financial contributions to their son.

D: Man! Hillary Rodham Clinton once shared how Huma was like family to her and how much she depended on Abedin, who has been her aide since 1996. Certainly, Hillary can surely ascertain the calamitous end if Huma Abedin has to stand by Anthony Weiner, a man who cannot bring himself to confess his recent indecencies to her before the press conference during which he just stood there like a dictator expecting Huma Abedin to address their lives to the buzzards.

M: Dude! The press is acting out like buzzards! They clearly do not see the high levels of stress and distress in Huma Abedin’s facial expressions and nervous laughter, which makes me wonder about her fate daily with a man as sick as Anthony Weiner.

D: Man! Huma Abedin needs to remember that Bill Clinton at least tried to remain discreet for the sake of his child. But the ways in which Anthony Weiner is broadcasting his sexually explicit extracurricular misbehavior, it’s going to be really difficult for Huma Abedin to present her husband in positive terms for their growing son.

M: Dude! Maybe it’s time for Huma Abedin to choose the man in her life: Her beloved and currently beamingly happy toddler son.

D: Man! I agree! Children pick up on the emotional wattage in the home between their parents and Huma Abedin and her son deserve a gentleman, not a rogue like Anthony Weiner.

M: Dude! Huma Abedin is fiercely loyal and deserves a significant other that will respect and return the love and loyalty she brings to relationships and friendships.

D: Man! She’s so young! Thirty-six! She still has time to start anew and afresh with a guy deserving of her presence and not some washed out pervert like Anthony Weiner.

M: Dude! Perversion brings corruption. Bill Clinton’s indiscretions cost him countless debates and taking thoughtful stands on the issues. Newt Gingrich and Ken Starr were able to get their ways and enforce their stand on the major problems facing the United States of America because they had Clinton in a headlock essentially.

D: Man! Democratic Party leadership hath better take another look. It’s all right if Mark Sanford advances to the House of Representatives, he’s a South Carolina Republican. But Eliot Spitzer and Anthony Weiner will cave to the GOP Republicans as Comptroller of New York and Mayor of New York City.

M: Dude! We’re talking about a Democratic stronghold when we talk about New York and New York City, and we cannot pollute a prime Democratic stronghold as these two by placing Eliot Spitzer and Anthony Weiner in charge of the daily go-on and whatnot. Actually, there will be a lot of whatnot if Eliot Spitzer is chosen to be essentially the official auditor and funds guy and Anthony Weiner to run a city that was decimated under the calculated moves of the likes of Giuliani and George W. Bush.

D: Man! There is a covert operation going on to bring in an influx of Bill Clintons and other skirt-chasers into the Democratic Party by the Republican GOP. It’s going to be difficult defending opposition to rednecks like Rand Paul and Ted Cruz if we place such indecent detonators of American Democracy like Anthony Weiner and Eliot Spitzer.

M: Dude! Perversion brings corruption.