I want my HDTV! Now! I'm registering to vote and voting for Hillary Clinton, the Democrats, and television that is not heavily biased!

(D)ude: Man! Remember how students in high school tried fulfilling the financial burdens entailed in taking trips to Washington, DC or Europe offered through reputable academic travel agencies like the Close Up Foundation and EF, by working summer jobs the first two years of high school?

(M)an: Dude! Yes! If you were fortunate-enough-to-work at all, that is! I got my driver’s license in the fall of our freshman year, and attempted part-time employment alongside the rigors of school work! That proved unnecessarily tough however, with balancing seven classes every day in high school.

D: Man! Were you attempting to make enough money to travel to either DC or Europe in our junior and senior years of high school?

M: Dude! I tried! Probably not my best! Could not accomplish the goal of going to DC or Europe, but I got a lot out of the part-time work and that rather terrible juggling act of balancing school with work. Made me realize the ridiculousness in standard secondary public education curriculum and instruction.    

D: Man! How so?

M: Dude! Ever wonder about why it’s been over twenty-five years and the Close Up Foundation and EF have yet to open their DC and Europe travel experiences to students from all socioeconomic backgrounds?

D: Man! Yes! Of course! But I demand an answer to why the things that were present twenty-five years ago, haven’t evolved and, actually, probably fell apart. I don’t think the Great Recession generations ever got the peace of mind to dream big ever! We’re Generation X or Y?

M: Dude! The status quo is to blame. Their children are arbiters of socioeconomic hang-ups and status quo hiccups themselves, depending on the perspective you want to take.

D: Man! What are socioeconomic hang-ups and/or hiccups?

M: Dude! Let me give you an example. The New York Times reported Friday that the pharmaceutical company Mylan and its female chief executive Heather Bresch have quote unquote “attained a capitalist nirvana” in a “windfall” or, in other words, created results that amount to financial fortunes for themselves and overall betterment of conditions within humanity. But the overall betterment to humanity is questionable here. This is a socioeconomic hang-up. The status quo hiccups being individuals like Heather Bresch and company executives who are as nontransparent and deceptive as Donald Trump and the Republican Party chief executives.      

D: Man! Talking nontransparent and deceptively, Donald Trump has revealed his policy stances and all have to do with him not answering questions and postponing answers until a later date when he can memorize the prescript hullabaloos that Peggy Noonan and Roger Ailes strategize as write-ups for him to speak and tweet. It is a multi-billion-dollar investment that the International Press Corps is conspiring with the status quo conglomerate in order to pull the rug from underneath the feet of the middle and working classes and the poor in the United States this presidential cycle. Hillary Clinton is courageously facing this status quo conglomerate comprised of the same people that President Bill Clinton successfully fought to prove the impossible probable and that President Barack Obama is still fighting to prove the improbable possible.

M: Dude! Only with Hillary Clinton in the White House, Tim Kaine as her vice president, and the Democratic Majority restored inside both houses of the United States Congress—that is, only when we have a high voter turnout this year as a result of successfully mobilizing the middle and working classes and the totally disenfranchised to register to vote and cast ballots through early voting opportunities and transportation to and from the voting stations, only when the American people cast aside their differences and embrace Hillary Clinton by casting their ballots for her on Election Day, Tuesday, November 8, 2016, only then shall we be safe to dream big!             

D: Man! Now is the time for Clinton #45, that is Hillary Clinton, and the Democratic Party! High resolution was achieved by Bill Clinton and then destroyed by the warmongering and outright plunderers waging legislative battles with, without any of the press corps by her side, Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton will deliver high definition for all of US!  

M: Dude! That’s it! That’s it! Mylan, the manufacturer of EpiPens, the self-injectable medication used to deliver critically vital short-term relief to people suffering from any life threatening allergic reactions, is playing games with consumers’ pocketbooks and lives right now because it is part of the status quo conglomerate that is confident that it has successfully convinced all of US to not register to vote and then show up to vote during this election cycle. Mylan is waging a battle that will manifest in an all-out pharmaceutical war with consumers if American voters do not register to vote and elect Hillary Clinton as our next president and commander in chief.

D: Man! Hillary Clinton and the Democratic Party must win the White House and resume as the Majority Party in both the United States Senate and the House of Representatives! Hillary Clinton is the Democratic Party in high definition! I want my HDTV!!!! Now! Hillary Clinton, the Democrats, and television that is not heavily biased!

(TO BE CONTINUED TODAY!!! STAY TUNED!!!)