(M)an: Dude! Speaking
of an American horror story, what a storied American whore Donald Trump has
always been and remains! And what a dishonorable nosedive the Republican Party
is making in order to secure the White House with half-baked small potatoes far
worse for US than George Walker and Laura Bush, Dick and Lynne Cheney.
(D)ude: Man! The
American Press Corps is reporting that the Republican Donald Trump is only at a
two-point disadvantage from Democrat Hillary Clinton in this presidential election
cycle. But to get to the truth of the matter, take the two percentage points
that the American Press Corps is reportedly reporting and multiply that by at
least thirty to really figure out an accurate estimate of just how far ahead
Hillary Clinton is amongst actual everyday folks like us, the working poor and
the middle class.
M: Dude! The
truth of the matter is what remains. Nate Silver killed journalistic
statistical integrity back in 2012 when he began reflecting his personal political
leanings towards and for the Mitt Romney campaign in his once sought-after
stats site. American voters need to understand that television is infiltrated
with many storied American whores right now and the safest way to keep informed
of the latest news is through establishing a free Google account and then reading
the headlines around the hour, or whenever you want, on your smartphone through
Google News.
D: Man! The
heart of all that matters is Hillary Clinton leads Donald Trump by over a
sixty-point advantage. The American Press Corps is outright misreporting and
misinforming television viewers by misinterpreting statistical data as Nate
Silver did back in the 2012 cycle when he forecast a net loss for the then-incumbent
candidate. Remember how Nate Silver came up with the data to prove exhaustively
around this time exactly in 2012 that Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan were winners?
Remember that! That and Brexit! Nate Silver and Brexit are the result of
cheating and looking in the direction of personal self-interests in order to
score big financially yourself and turning your back on the heart of the matter,
that being that we are stronger together and that when we are divided, we all must
endure that horror, which is universally soul-shattering to all humanity, of
our sons and daughters in uniform returning home in caskets draped with flags.
M: Dude! Oprah
Winfrey contributed a column to the latest special edition of Smithsonian Magazine,
as told to Katie Nodjimbadem, about how- Let me just read the column—the title
of which is simply in reference to an historical artifact that will be on exhibit
at the launching of another monumental achievement in Washington, D.C. by the
Smithsonian Institution, “Freedom Fighter: Harriet Tubman’s shawl, a gift from
Queen Victoria, c. 1897.” The latest, September 2016 issue of the Smithsonian’s
magazine is entitled Black in America: A
special issue of the magazine on the occasion of the opening of the Smithsonian’s
national African-American museum.
D: Man! Wow!
Read on!
M: Dude! According
to Oprah, as told to Katie Nodjimbadem, on page 62 of the latest issue,
“In my home I keep
framed historical listings of slaves’ names, ages, and prices. Sometimes, in my
meditative moments, I speak their names aloud to remind myself of where I’ve
come. That’s a part of me. There’s not a day I don’t see it. America flourished
because of the African-American contribution.
When I look at the
whole story of slavery, I’m drawn to those who survived it and those who dared
to dream bigger than their front yard—who dared to say, “I can and will do
better than this,” even while they could see nothing beyond their master’s
plantation. For me, Harriet Tubman the former slave, Underground Railroad
conductor and Union spy, represents the quest for freedom in the face of one of
the most devastating and despicable systems imaginable. Thirteen times she
risked her life to venture back into slave territory; she led some 70 people
out. She embodies the will to survive and the hope for a better life—because
she believed she had the right to a better life—which is everything America
stands for. I’m carried by the strength and spirit of my ancestors such as
Tubman. I ask myself: If they could fight for freedom with nothing, knowing
nothing and understanding nothing about how the world worked, then what can I
do?
During her Diamond
Jubilee year, 1897, Queen Victoria of England sent Tubman this shawl to honor
her work. The value of the shawl, as I see it, is not so much that it comes
from the queen, but rather that Tubman’s hands have touched it, and therefore
her spirit has touched it. I think of objects in an emotional, spiritual
context; I think of where she would have worn this shawl and what she would
have felt when she had it on. I think of her as a person and not just a monument.
As for the
contentious decision to place Tubman on the $20 bill? It is done, y’all!
Harriet has spoken.
D: Man! Dave
Stewart, the Eurythmics front man and former boyfriend to Annie Lennox, would
make the perfect guest on Oprah Winfrey’s cable channel! The two are a soul
match! Dave Stewart’s book and Oprah’s column are evidence to just who in their
right mind could possibly support Brexit and Donald Tr-“icky!”-ump by means of
taking absolutely no serious platform against handing plundering hustlers like Donald
Tr-“icky!”-ump the White House.
M: Dude! Wow! Read
on!
D: Man! According
to page 21 of Dave Stewart’s memoir, released July 22, 2016, entitled Sweet Dreams are Made of This: A Life in
Music,
Ian sent us a box, a
magic box. It contained two pairs of Levi’s corduroy jeans, the likes of which
my brother, John, and I had never seen before. And he sent some albums, music I’d
never heard: Memphis blues, Delta blues. My brother then found other similar artists
like Mississippi John Hurt and one day came home with the amazing Robert
Johnson album King of the Delta Blues Singers.
These were the
records that changed my life. Even today, when I come home after a long day, I
fix a drink and pick up my guitar, and my fingers just seem to automatically
play the blues. Of course, as I live in a nice house in Southern California and
not a tar paper shack in the Delta, I feel obliged to change the lyrics to
something like, “Woke up this morning, both my cars were gone.” That music was
also very different from the pop music we heard on the radio in Great Britain.
Even the sounds of their voices were strange—the nasal notes of Robert Johnson
and the whiny sound of the slide guitar.
M: Dude! Does Dave
Stewart have a death wish like the American Press Corps? Does the British rock
star desire dire straits for himself? You’ve got Brexit unfolding in his
hometown of Sunderland, England and Donald Tr-“icky!”-ump being favored so
heavily by the American Press Corps!
D: Man! Bedlam!
Sheer bedlam! Might have just turned Donald Tr-“icky!”-ump’s animalism on by
saying that phrase just then! Hearing words like sheer and bedlam make Donald Trump
morph into a lascivious duck-billed platypus, hence the red hair and the pudginess.
Even Dr. Mehmet Oz is willingly looking at this species of perversities haphazardly
but willingly nevertheless, this Donald “Tr-“icky!”-ump has Dr. Oz impressed
with just periodic donations of $25,000 to a charity of Dr. Oz’s choosing by
the Trump Super-PAC being run currently by Republican Governor of Florida Rick
Scott.
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