Feel the Bern America! Just say never to these hawkish honky-tonks!

(D)ude: Man! Bernie Sanders has won 45% of the pledged delegates as a result of winning primaries and caucuses in 19 states thus far, yet Hillary Clinton has clinched the majority of super-delegates in such states, like West Virginia.

(M)an: Dude! The super-delegates are comprised of reprehensible Democrats like Senators Barbara Boxer and Dianne Feinstein of California. Both women are stepping down from their political positions in the United States Senate, knowing that Hillary Rodham Clinton is her husband’s wife and is conspiring with the Republican Party as we speak to lose the general election on November 8, 2016. Hillary and Bill Clinton have just as ridiculously big egos as Donald Trump and Jeb Bush. All four are conspiring to get the Republican Party to win by huge margins in the 2016 election cycle, their modus operandi being to erase the Democratic Platform. And the Democratic National Committee is too afraid of Hillary Clinton to say anything and that is a shame because there is so much potential for a revolution from within the Democratic Party right now. George Clooney and Harvey Weinstein and Hollywood too have chosen to look the other way. But everyday blue collar workers like us will not survive the next wave of climate catastrophes and a manufactured World War III and corresponding economic recession.      

D: Man! Hillary Clinton and the Republican Party are to the United States of America what Stefan Larsson has proven to be for American fashion designer atelier icon Ralph Lauren, that is destructive pickpockets for the purposes of personal wealth attainment and world domination in a world stripped of standards and best practices that the Democratic Platform since the time of FDR guaranteed and that Ralph Lauren executed in every one of his pieces for women of all sizes, from petite to missus to women’s plus.

M: Dude! You know, the Ralph Lauren line is already being pushed into oblivion by Karl Lagerfeld and Calvin Klein at Dillard’s department stores and Martha Stewart Home at Macy’s department stores? Ironically, since Ralph Lauren’s replacements have stepped in, the women’s departments at Dillard’s and the linens selections at Macy’s have declined in quality. In fact, the fall of the house of Ralph Lauren is a very calculated move on the part of Stefan Larsson.     

D: Man! Stefan Larsson is trying to incorporate the Lauren by Ralph Lauren and Polo by Ralph Lauren lines of ladies’ attire into the business he left in order to take on the position of CEO successor to the Ralph Lauren enterprise. Have you noticed how terrible the quality of the fabrics and stitching are right now in the Lauren by Ralph Lauren and Polo by Ralph Lauren women’s lines? I am a part-time fashion consultant to my sister and her friends and they collectively wear all three sizes available in the brand. I haven’t been asked to return to Hulen Mall to shop on their behalf since the Christmas and New Year’s sales!

M: Dude! The collections as they stand right now at Dillard’s are unfathomable messes, aren’t they? Even the denim and the sports jackets are worn out even before ever being worn! The dresses and the polo shirts for youth are inappropriate and terribly stitched. Stefan Larsson is cutting a lot of corners and saving a lot of money for his own pockets because the lines on all Ralph Lauren clothing do not match as they meticulously did when Ralph Lauren was onboard.    

D: Man! You know why the stripes aren’t lining up? It costs an extra yard or two of fabric to construct soundness into the design process. Clearly, Stefan Larsson is cheating the mastermind behind the luxury brand, Ralph Lauren, by investing in subpar materials and fabrics to construct what were once indispensable favorites that my sister and her friends wore again and again year after year. Luxury is a mindset and doesn’t require financial wealth. I still cannot understand how a lot of people abuse their attire in one season. My sister and her friends do not wear out the basic classics like denim. Forget denim, their clothes are worn so gingerly that I cannot bring myself to throw them away. Instead, I donate to career centers on college campuses. I don’t think they have career centers on college campuses anymore.

M: Dude! You mentioned that Stefan Larsson left a business and is looking forward to incorporating Ralph Lauren into that business as well. Could you elaborate?

D: Man! Stefan Larsson worked for Hennes & Mauritz, or H&M, for fifteen years during which time he expanded the brand’s presence from 12 countries into 44. He increased sales from $3 billion to $17 billion while being in charge of real estate, store design, and construction for H&M. Guess what’s happened at Hulen Mall? H&M is going to make a big debut where the Gap once was. Remember how they closed down the Gap and moved it into a neighborhood near Texas Christian University? Well, H&M is going to be filling in that gapping emptiness at Hulen Mall left after Gap’s relocation.  

M: Dude! Stefan Larsson favors H&M to the point that he purposefully took the position as CEO of Ralph Lauren’s enterprise, only to head back to H&M and its spread across the United States—only, now, he’ll have secured conquering the competition by securing Ralph Lauren’s signature blueprints only to decimate the luxury fashion house for the rise of H&M!   

D: Man! Exactly! Ralph Lauren needs to take a good look at the clothes carrying his name in retail. There are flaws that are unforgivably treacherous, like awfully bright or lackluster colors and prints and faded beyond recognition apparel that even the Gap wouldn’t deem appropriate for sales. And I totally forgot to tell you, Stefan Larsson was the global president at Old Navy who transformed that low priced apparel business into a billion-dollar powerhouse.

M: Dude! Ralph Lauren handing his business empire over to Stefan Larsson is like the White House falling into the hands of Hillary Rodham Clinton! She appears to be working in our best interests as a supposed Democrat, but is really an accomplice with the Republican Party to ruin the Democratic Platform! Hillary Rodham Clinton is a treacherous hawkish honky-tonk like Donald Trump and Dick Cheney and Jeb Bush, lest we forget her husband Bill Clinton! Hillary Clinton is going to place Republicans in her Administration and Cabinet as President of the United States under the guise of uniting the two parties, the Democrats and the Republicans.

D: Man! Someone has to confront Hillary Clinton for wanting to ruin the strides the Democrats have made in the past eight years regarding our platform. And I don’t trust her at all with foreign policy nor domestic policy. She’s going to create jobs by insisting we enter a full-scale World War III within the Middle East. She and Jeb and the Donald have planned to privatize the oil infrastructures for themselves of Iran and Saudi Arabia, much the same way both Bush 41 and Bush 43 privatized Iraqi oil in the span of two wars there.

M: Dude! And Hillary Clinton’s going to be working very hard to fill the senate seats of California’s Barbara Boxer and Dianne Feinstein with Republican brutes like Condoleezza Rice. The Democratic Party’s platform is without foundational support and Bernie Sanders is literally the platform himself! His words and actions are genuine, hence, he is able to think on his feet, unlike the irresolute orator that Hillary Clinton has proven time and time again in the debates and town halls.

D: Man! Walter Isaacson and Condoleezza Rice are golfing buddies at Isaacson’s Aspen Institute. Then again, Stefan Larsson is CEO at Ralph Lauren. Didn’t Bernard Shaw say something about the lives of the wealthy and the destitute?

M: Dude! “It may also be necessary to hang a man or pull down a house. But we take good care not to make the hangman and the housebreaker the judges of that. If we did, no man’s neck would be safe and no man’s house stable.”

D: Man! I agree with Bernard Shaw! And I believe Hillary Clinton is going to make our necks unsafe and our homes unstable with her covert operations with the Republican Party for personal wealth attainment. What could she possibly still be in need of financially? When is enough enough?