Saturday, December 5, 2015

The Latest Bollywood Antihero: Tulsi Gabbard [co-starring Narendra Modi]



Nigel-Wright Intra-Galactic Relations #10

(K)ehkashan: Tulsi Gabbard’s first name is a holy basil in Hinduism, apparently a consort of Vishnu, the central god, Preserver and Protector, one of five forms of the Supreme Being—the other four forms being Ganesha, Shiva, Shakti, and Surya—who took the “matchless” manifestation of Lakshmi or Tulsi as his wife.

(P)apa Harry: Keep in mind that the religious text concludes by having Tulsi join Vishnu in the celestial realm of existence, while her bodily remains transform into the Gandaki River and her hair into the holy basil that became the Tulsi plant.

(D)addy Anwar: Tulsi Gabbard is so toxic that wherever her winds blow, all the Tulsi plants wilt and die. She’s a Teabag Democrat and that’s not in the same league as green tea or chai latte either! Whereas green tea and chai latte are wholesome, Tulsi Gabbard is corrupt.

(P)apa Harry: Tulsi Gabbard either forewarned the United States Secretary of Defense Ash Carter of an upcoming terrorism stratagem of the far-right Republican Party and the Teabag Democrats like herself, or she has succumbed to the pre-scripted nonsense written for her by right wing speechwriters for the sole intent and purpose of making Jeb Bush appear as a credible contender for the American presidency.  

(K)ehkashan: Jeb Bush is very desperate to become the Republican nominee, isn’t he?

(P)apa Harry: The entire field of candidates on the Republican end are killing time with nonsense distractions and cruder values that they claim appeal to the blue collar class. That’s their despicable strategy to get Jeb Bush into the White House. To generalize disparagingly about the blue collar class as embracing such cloddish characterizations is malarkey.   

(D)addy Anwar: Tulsi Gabbard is spreading the false precept that the Obama Administration will throw an atom bomb on Russia. Translated into truth, this clearly means that the Republican Party in the United States has independently attained the capacity to throw an atomic bomb on Russia.

(K)ehkashan: China is up next. The Republican Party has been demonizing China with the same hysteria and inflammatory rhetoric as Russia.

(P)apa Harry: That’s because Russia and China have evaded terrorism in their homelands, by blocking the American Republican Party infiltration through hysteria and inflammatory rhetoric, which inevitably lead to terrorism. Again, the world needs the American people to wake up and vote out the right-wing extremists. Hillary Rodham Clinton is ready and willing to reengage her skills as an arbiter. And she’s correct that the 2016 presidential election will be a “watershed election” and I particularly appreciated her take on being a leader and a willing diplomat and commander in chief than the first female president in American history.

(K)ehkashan: She really rocked her interview with Charlie Rose that aired this week!

(D)addy Anwar: Om Bernie Om! Om Bernie Om?

(K)ehkashan: Bernie Sanders and Martin O’Malley brought out Hillary Rodham Clinton’s compassion and brilliance. The two contenders ought to be embraced as the saving graces of American Democracy in this presidential election cycle. I want Sanders and O’Malley to continue fighting in the race for the democratic nomination. Bernie Sanders and Martin O’Malley are brave and bold and rock solid in their commitment to run for the nomination; it is their passions that stirred the tide to get Hillary Rodham Clinton to break the waves of convention and actually bare her genius and strength, her soul in all its entirety. Hillary Rodham Clinton is a prodigy and her authenticity is visible and available to everyday folks like us.

(D)addy Anwar: You ever wonder how the notes she takes while talking to everyday folks on the campaign trail read? I would like to see more of her journey across the American landscape.

(K)ehkashan: She’s got Herculean stamina! And so do Bernie and O’Malley, and that cannot be said of any of the candidates on the Republican side.

(P)apa Harry: The Republican Party contenders for 2016 sure could use tons of sunscreen and electrolytes?

(K)ehkashan: I know! Those Republican ninnies need climate controlled indoors to campaign, otherwise their skin sizzles and melts like the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters! Did you notice the luxury tour buses that the likes of Scott Walker rode for some time before abandoning their run for the Republican nomination? In n’ out, out n’ in!   

(P)apa Harry: Scott Walker rides Harley Davidson motorcycles indoors. The campaign stumping with the Harley motorcycles he did with Joni Ernst outdoors was only for the American Press Corps sellout ninnies.

(K)ehkashan: The American Press Corps is a community of sellout ninnies! They and the Republican Party have reduced one another as degreed illiterates!

(D)addy Anwar: The 2016 Elections in the United States of America are a life and death matter for International Diplomacy and Democracy. The Teabag Democrats like Tulsi Gabbard and Chuck Schumer do not understand the precedence set by Germany’s second president Paul von Hindenburg, the man who relented to the pressures of Adolf Hitler and made the leading Nazi Party perpetrator-politician Chancellor of Germany in January 1933.  

(P)apa Harry: Paul von Hindenburg not only made Hitler Chancellor of Germany, he issued a decree that dissolved civil liberties and an “Enabling Act” that essentially gave Hitler’s administration legislative powers.

(K)ehkashan: If the American people choose not to vote in the 2016 Presidential Elections in the United States of America, they will have basically committed the same exact sins of Paul von Hindenburg, essentially surrendering their civil liberties and dissolving their constituent obligations by handing the country over to the Republican Tea GOP in the USA.

(P)apa Harry: It’s far graver than that, my Love!

(D)addy Anwar: Listen, Kehk. The American Press Corps and the Republican politicians already constitute two juggling clubs in the hands of salivating oligarch donors like the Koch Brothers and Sheldon Adelson. If the majority of the American people do not vote for the democratic ticket come 2016, then they—the American voters—will have made themselves the third club in the hands of the salivating oligarch donors. And there will be graver repercussions for generations to come as a result of the American voter’s apathy and disinterest in the 2016 Presidential Election.

(K)ehkashan: I’m scared!

(D)addy Anwar: As you should be!

(P)apa Harry: As we all must be! The Republican Party and the American Press Corps, since the Eisenhower and Nixon years, has degraded legions of cultures through propaganda campaigns painting such cultures that the status quo does not approve of, as lacking sophistication and basic human dignity.

(K)ehkashan: The Republican Party in the United States is a group of degreed illiterates!

(D)addy Anwar: I totally agree!

(K)ehkashan: Imagine the plight of imprisoned mothers everywhere who were unfortunate enough to get caught stealing baby formula for their newborns, hence sentenced to time behind bars for having followed their maternal instincts. There ought not be gender in the new millennium, but taking away women’s reproductive rights is the Republican Party’s way of continuing to suppress “the second sex” in the twenty-first century. That and Gloria Steinem and Joyce Carol Oates’ insistence that Lena Dunham’s Tinder-like perspectives on sexual health and relations are groundbreaking. Why would Gloria Steinem and Joyce Carol Oates condone such unhealthy cultural downgrades for women and girls? That’s how Tinder comes into existence, through such degradation of women’s souls to the point of pornographic vulgarity in HBO’s series like “Girls.” I’ve had it with the themes of oppression and suppression of women in men’s company and relationships with them! And anyways, shouldn’t boys and men be held accountable for the progeny they’re recklessly reproducing?

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