Never again, over and over: Genocide continuing onwards in the 21st Century?!?!

(M)an: Dude! Michael Caine was Peter O’Toole’s understudy and the two found themselves totally dressed in bed together without a clue to the events that transpired the night before.

(D)ude: Man! Caine was on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert telling that tale of mischief involving a Chicken and Chips restaurant owner throwing them out the next morning for whatever reasons from the night before that Caine and O’Toole never figured out.

M: Dude! It’s unfortunate that David Letterman was not there interviewing Michael Caine.

D: Man! Imagine the friendship the two men had! Remember the friendships that David Letterman had with so many of his diverse guests, everybody from Jack Hanna to Tom Hanks?

M: Dude! Peter O’Toole and Michael Caine conversed the entire night, probably intoxicated from remembrances of books read and life’s ups and downs.

D: Man! Michael Caine should write a script about that night of mishaps with Peter O’Toole and their lifelong intellectual pursuits, which set into motion their friendship.

M: Dude! Stephen Colbert’s mind’s in the gutter regularly. And Tom Hanks was right to address Stephen Colbert as an “ass bomb” because Colbert really needs to borrow a thesaurus to substitute the cuss words he disrespectfully throws onto guests like Burt Reynolds. Bill Maher let Colbert speak and Colbert erupted into a frothing cascade of curses. Stephen Colbert froths forth curses like a rabid dog.   

D: Man! Stephen Colbert didn’t muster anything explicable during President George Walker Bush’s White House Correspondence Dinner in 2006. Colbert kills a lot of time.

M: Dude! I’m guessing that Stephen Colbert would inadvertently kill himself after killing time. Where else would he turn?    

D: Man! The GOP is inadvertent with purpose! A lot of corrupt purposes! They target practiced a very selective style of terrorism in Paris, France and then in San Bernardino, California. Donald Trump is the lewd joker and Jeb Bush is the lewder emperor without any couth whose nakedness is made more apparent whenever he is given the opportunity to speak in public and he essentially bungles and descends from the spotlight like a groundhog retreating back into its burrow.  

M: Dude! Speaking of the woodchuck’s retreats back and forth, NBC’s Meet the Press host Chuck Todd’s kids need a father with integrity, not transplanted hair atop his head.

D: Man! Speaking of Chuck Todd and his 2014 hardcover book titled The Stranger: Barack Obama in the White House, I’m not surprised by the hair transplantation trend inside far-right political circles. The funny-looking hairs on Chuck Todd’s scalp have been terrorized by undisclosed Republican Party donors, Koch and Adelson and the Bush dynastic frumps like George Walker and Jeb going so far as to issue decrees about discontinuing the hair transplant process for Chuck Todd. Chuck Todd did not even write the book about President Obama and, as Chuck Todd stressed in the beginning pages of that colossal dastard of a read, “his handlers” as if President Obama lacks self-motivation and the rights bequeathed in the United States Constitution to all humanity.      

M: Dude! Chuck Todd introduced the derogatory language of the far-right today with that reference to President Obama’s Administration being “his handlers?”

D: Man! The Republican Party builds up a lot of societal plaque and right now the safety of President Obama and Secretary Kerry and Hillary Rodham Clinton are in jeopardy. Donald Trump and Ben Carson purposely insisted on Secret Service protection for themselves because they can inadvertently, with purpose that is, foil up the agency by infiltrating it with GOP operatives from their independent campaigns. I saw Ben Carson exiting the Barnes and Noble near the mall, his supporters seemed to be recycled from a Jeb Bush and Dick Cheney or Sarah Palin and Ted Cruz event just days, weeks, and months before. The Republican Party is very reticent about its support base, because it comprises of supremacists from all walks of life. The Silent Majority that stands behind Donald Trump is bought and recycled very thoroughly like dirty laundry is repeatedly spun and rinsed in the washing machine. They are a minority, these supremacists, but they are radicalized by the rhetoric of Donald Trump and Jeb’s redneck lingo, plus Super-PAC-funded free tickets and hotel stays across the United States.

M: Dude! The GOP candidates have a prearranged entourage of supremacists?

D: Man! Prepaid! And let’s not forget the 2015 book by Rosa Parks’ niece titled Our Auntie Rosa: The Family of Rosa Parks Remembers Her Life and Lessons. Sheila McCauley Keys degrades and dejects her aunt’s significance in history by emphasizing the shallow aspects of the daily encounters she and her brothers and sisters had with the heroic icon. The entire generation is stagnant in their intellectual growth and their bitterness is glaringly obvious towards what their aunt achieved and totally jealous of the material comfort that their aunt built through friendships and activism. Sheila and her siblings complain about not having inherited the items that Aunt Rosa gifted to museums, like her radio, or not having a certain meal on a first class flight to an event where Aunt Rosa addressed legions of embracing Americans. It is, sadly, a pathetic memoir.      

M: Dude! Like those two Thurgood Marshall biographies by the African-American male writers Juan Williams and Larry S. Gibson?

D: Man! Those two sadly pathetic as well. Which one falsely berated Thurgood Marshall’s intellect as Chuck Todd does President Obama’s?

M: Dude! Larry S. Gibson?

D: Man! Young Thurgood: The Making of a Supreme Court Justice was the title. Was it Larry S. Gibson?

M: Dude! Let me check on the iPad Pro! Too bad Apple hasn’t written an accompanying iBook for download explaining the iPad Pro’s capacities! I’ve been on the phone with Apple Support and no one is aware of the existence of such an electronic manual. Your MacBook came with an accompanying iBook that I downloaded for you. Remember?

D: Man! Yes. Have you found an answer?

M: Dude! It was Larry S. Gibson, if I remember. Juan Williams’ biography dates back to 2000, the Larry S. Gibson bio dates back to 2012.

D: Man! You’re right!

M: Dude! Wow! I also think I remember the argument relating terribly Thurgood Marshall’s academics and wisdom.

D: Man! Speaking of academics and wisdom, you do know what sellout television hosts and contributors like Chuck Todd at NBC and Juan Williams at Faux News Channel do?

M: Dude! They get an already written and edited book and a contract with a major news channel to appear on television. Chuck Todd’s abovementioned text read like a “he said, she said” with “a source said this, a source said that” screed.

D: Man! So, who are the scriptwriters for these cankers?

M: Dude! Yeah! We were discussing woodchucks!

D: Man! Who are the scriptwriters?

M: Dude! Super-PAC-appointed scourges write the scripts.

D: Man! To go by the donors, then, of course!

M: Dude! What will it take to get to a definite cure to all cancers?

D: Man! Well, just hope and pray that the Koch Brothers or Sheldon Adelson get riddled with all kinds of tumors. Seriously, that’s how irrational the Republican donors are and, if France elects Le Pin, how the Republican donors will oversee the plummeting of culture in Europe as well as the United States! Why do people elect these right-wingers anyways? To do so is to vote against humanity’s best interests! Wake up, world! Wake up the American Voters! The Republicans only bankrupt government with terms like “management” (Donald Trump) and “exceptionalism” (Jeb Bush), which basically means the candidates know absolutely nothing and are willing to reinstate Dick Cheney and Condi Rice and the whole slew of them that got away from coming under investigation for the 9/11/01 attacks under Walker Bush 43.

M: Dude! American Voters willingly choose to be tormented again and again by not voting in their elections! It’s agonizing!