7 of 24 on the 24th February 2014: We are Alverston & Associates because of Steve Jobs (February 24, 1955 - October 5, 2011).

Unrepeatability and Republican contrivance

House Speaker John Andrew Boehner

To the graduating class of 2011 at Ohio State University

About the peculiarity of his name in the wake of

Anthony Weiner’s unfolding dirty laundry:

Too explicit and cheap for a commencement speech.

"[Paul Revere] did warn the British. I know my American history,"

There goes Sarah Palin, puerile and talking turkey

As if gaffing moose is a feasibility

And gaffe is a prospect and platform.

Originally released on Tuesday, June 14, 2011 by Alverston & Associates (we are because of Steve Jobs).