(M)an: Dude! What are you reading?
(D)ude: Man! I’m just reading the New York Times review of
Greg Whiteley’s documentary covering Mitt Romney’s run for the American
presidency since Christmas 2006. Why do you think the right end of the
political spectrum is so desperate to make a campaign comeback? Does it not
understand that policymaking is part of the job as well?
M: Dude! It’s interesting, isn’t it, how no one cares to
mention that Greg Whiteley is a practicing Mormon as is Mitt Romney? And this
documentary comes just in time for no body to notice that Faux News
correspondent George Will actually addressed the faculty, staff, and students
of Brigham Young University on October 11, 2013.
D: Man! But why is the Right getting the accolades and
backing of the American Press? Doesn’t the American Press understand the
crucial peace talks taking place at the moment and how President Putin
basically told George Stephanopoulos last weekend that the United States
political climate had to get its house in order before it could interfere with
affairs on the world stage?
M: Dude! And don’t forget that President Putin dismissed Stephanopoulos’
description that Edward Snowden was the most significant American in Russia.
Instead, President Putin respectfully insisted that President Barack Obama was
the most important American and that Snowden could travel freely throughout
Russia, even attend the Sochi Olympics if Snowden so desired.
D: Man! Madeleine Albright, former United States Secretary of State, said it
best when she differentiated between what a whistleblower was and how what
Snowden did made him a traitor, not a whistleblower as the New York Times
claimed and still continues to assert.
M: Dude! Keep in mind that the New York Times rejected to
print Martin Luther King, Junior’s Letter from Birmingham Jail that he’d wrote
on April 16, 1963.
D: Man! No! Really?
M: Dude! King’s lawyers retrieved the scraps of newspaper
and took them to the Reverend Wyatt Walker who then reconstructed and edited
the final version, which went on to see publication in the Sunday edition of
the New York Post Magazine on May 19, 1963 and the Atlantic Monthly that July
as The Negro Is Your Brother.
D: Man! The New York Times article about the Romney
documentary says that the Whiteley film quote unquote glosses over some of the
moments in the campaign, including Mitt Romney’s infamous 47% comment and then
quotes the patriarch saying that President Obama’s strategies—“tax the rich
people, promise more stuff to everybody, borrow until you go over a cliff”—are
ineffectual. But doesn’t that basically bring Mitt Romney to the same point of
infamy as when he claimed that 47% of Americans were “dependent upon
government”?
M: Dude! Jay Leno and Jimmy Fallon interviewed John Boehner Mitt
Romney, respectively, this week. Did you watch?
D: Man! Jimmy Fallon actually invited Romney to a cookout on
his wife’s family lake house where one of the Romney Estates is located. And
Fallon appeared to side with Mitt Romney when the patriarch blew nonsense about
the Affordable Care Act being a failure. But Obamacare is actually a success
and saving countless lives by providing people who were previously unqualified
for medical insurance coverage the basic healthcare that they desperately
needed.
M: Dude! There are countless children who are receiving care
for their preconditions now that the marketplace is finally running. I believe
there’s an evidence-based analysis of the Affordable Care Act, like the
bipartisan election commission list of recommendations released this past week.
Do you think John Boehner and the Congressional Republicans are capable of
understanding that if they had been able to delay Obamacare for a year,
countless men, women, and children would have had their coverage suspended?
D: Man! Really? And the Republican Party calls itself
pro-life! Huh! Did you hear Speaker John Boehner of Ohio slip Jeb Bush’s name
as a presidential contender in the 2016 election on Jay Leno’s show?
M: Dude! Yeah. Did you hear Mitt Romney’s intentionally
slipping in that his party’s already agreeing to a presidential contender in
the 2016 election on Jimmy Fallon’s show?
D: Man! Jeb Bush and his son George Prescott Bush are going
to ambush the peace talks that Secretary John Kerry and President Obama are
encouraging in the Middle East. Jeb Bush and George Prescott Bush will descend
upon the Middle East needlessly with our precious sons and daughters as soldiers.
We’re going to return to the times of George H. W. Bush and George W. Bush,
when our brave sons and daughters returned home in caskets draped with American
flags for their sacrifices in unnecessarily driven warfare. And the Republican
National Committee calls itself pro-life!
M: Dude! Remember that the George Herbert Walker Bush White
House actually banned photographers from taking photographs of our brave sons
and daughters returning home in caskets draped with the American flag for
eighteen years, 1991 to 2009.
D: Man! And George Walker Bush actually insisted on renewing
the photography censorship in 2008. I think a one-term Mitt Romney and a
two-term Jeb Bush would have essentially blown the Middle East to smithereens. The
Republican Party as of 2010 has not been very engaged in the policymaking in
Washington, D. C. They hide their ineffectuality behind such grand shams like constantly
campaigning while defining their incapability as obstructionism.
M: Dude! Have you seen the trajectory of decay in the
content and the character of the American Press leading up to President Obama’s
State of the Union Address tomorrow? They cover Kentucky Senator Rand Paul as a
viable candidate for the United States presidency even after Rand Paul, like
Chris Christie after him, had a tantrum about the complexities and obligations
of their offices and their proclivity for becoming blindsided by their own
staffers apparently when the going gets tough. There is no personal
accountability with this 2010 crop of Republican leaders.
D: Man! What’s going on? Jorge Ramos from Fusion TV interviewed
Bill Gates and, afterwards, made the case against philanthropy and intervention
abroad. Philanthropy and intervention abroad are the basis for worldwide education
and betterment! Contraception is not vulgar as Mike Huckabee seems to imply it
is as well as himself in his rants. And Mike Huckabee is scheduled to desecrate
Harvard University this semester as a “visiting fellow”…
M: Dude! Mike Huckabee will be a “visiting pervert” this
spring at Harvard University, dressed up in the most repulsive Freudian slips.
D: Man! Like George Will trying to defend the “sainthood” of
Calvin Coolidge in front of an exasperated faculty, staff, and student body at
Brigham Young University, Mike Huckabee will attest to the prowess of his fallacies.
The way George Will’s audience at Brigham Young University seemed perplexed by
his rabid tearing apart of the fabric of American progressivism and FDR, Mike
Huckabee will be reassessing politics with a similar overwrought libido that has consumed the GOP as of
late.
M: Dude! RNC Chairman Reince Preibus who decided to forgo “brewing”
for “percolating” last Sunday [January 18, 2014] on Meet the Press.
D: Man! Reince Preibus percolating coffee in place of
brewing beer?
M: Dude! Greg Whiteley’s June 23, 2007 documentary film Resolved includes Supreme Court Justice
Samuel Alito, nominated by George W. Bush and assumed office on January 31,
2006, who went on to mouth “not true” when President Obama questioned the
Court’s January 21, 2010 Citizens United decision during his January 27, 2010
State of the Union Address.
D: Man! As the crook is the first to fall to folly by grabbing
his beard when authorities with impeccable foresight and timing demand to know
who has placed an item of value inside the crooks of their facial hair, Justice
Samuel Alito basically ended up, especially now that we have hindsight evidence
about 2010 and how the Tea Party and Republicans took control of the House of
Representatives, concurring what President Obama foresaw.
M: Dude! The Republican Party is trying hard to bring back
bullish intimidation tactics, the worse being warfare, and who better to bring that
destruction and death but the depraved and bellicose Bush Dynasty?
D: Man! The Bush Dynasty is depraved and bellicose!
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