Man! Dude! Session #237

(M)an: Dude! Major League Baseball is more worthwhile than the GOP Tea Partier Republicans. At least the kangaroo court in Major League Baseball results in some kind of addition to the American social safety net through the fines charged and allocated to charities. The Grand Old Partiers’ kangaroo court is comprised of complete waste of time and lack of sensitivity to the working class poor.  

(D)ude: Man! Former President Bill Clinton is in desperate need of having his Hatfield and McCoy roots treated with some chromaticity ASAP. His alignment with the GOP yokels, like both George H. W. and W. Bush and now House Speaker John Boehner and Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart of Comedy Central, is shameful.   

M: Dude! President Bill Clinton has forgotten the intellectual powerhouse he married and how much she has endured because of his marital missteps. The future is so beautiful and bright for Hillary Rodham Clinton and their daughter Chelsea if and only if President Clinton can concentrate more on listening to people than concentrating on his own responses to their insights.  

D: Man! President Bill Clinton needs to be very careful and clever, both of which he is seriously lacking in his jealous tendencies towards his own wife and party right now. He is beginning to sound competitive in the media with his crooked stance against Obamacare. President Clinton is in many ways sounding and looking like Stephen Colbert right now. Have you noticed how Stephen Colbert’s lost his good senses and becomes sanguine in the face when someone far more interesting than he speaks?

M: Dude! Stephen Colbert follows the Clinton Global Initiative and John Boehner has begun quoting him as someone who speaks against the White House and the Affordability Care Act. And the irony is that Senator Ted Cruz of Texas has opted personally to be on his wife’s healthcare insurance through Goldman Sachs, but sounds off as if Obamacare is targeting the poor as it is targeting his Goldman Sachs coverage.

D: Man! You mean that the GOP Republican Tea Partiers have basically adopted the same tactic on the national and international level as they have put into practice in local elections in Texas? Like Dave Wilson of Houston who did not include his Republican and White identities on his campaign literature, most of which depicted African American families from ads that Wilson had found by searching the Internet.

M: Dude! I really meant to emphasize the deceptively simple strategy that did work in the bond elections for some of Tarrant County. The City of Keller, for example, bought the Ted Cruz Tea Party bogus about Texas taxpayers having to deal with large government spending projects and so on and so forth and basically defeated the proposition that would have brought road maintenance and expansion to burgeoning Keller.

D: Man! I know another angle to that news. Susan Combs, the Texas Comptroller of Public Accounts currently under Governor Rick Perry, has a website that looks and feels very academic and personable in its rhetoric and it is WWW DOT tellthetruthtexas DOT ORG. And guess what? Susan Combs and the website are totally trying to sell the Paul Ryan non-budget Budget Path To [GOP leaders’ progeny only apply] Posterity.

M: Dude! Susan Combs is retiring in 2015. She is a Tea Partier GOP Republican and her website that you just mentioned is red all over. And there’s a link to another DOT ORG that you can go to for sound misinformation that President Clinton has adopted since Terry McAuliffe’s win in the gubernatorial race in Virginia. The website is WWW DOT texastransparency DOT ORG and makes the bogus claim that pensioners ought to find out whether their pension plan is quote unquote compliant with state law.

D: Man! There’s something going on in all the information online. It is all infiltrated with a slant towards the Tea Partier Republican GOP! And that website you mentioned just now has a loophole in its links that lead eventually to Susan Combs, the Texas Comptroller of Public Accounts!  

M: Dude! Virginia’s Governor-Elect Terry McAuliffe should be careful how he deals with President Clinton. McAuliffe will be drowning in red if he isn’t careful to pull himself from the labels that define him as a Clinton Democrat. There is no such term. There cannot be such a term. That’s that.

D: Man! What about Iran?

M: Dude! Secretary of State John Kerry has been facing congressional opposition, according to Fox News’ Barnini Chakraborty, and Stephen Colbert is fueling an anti-Obama and anti-Iran shockwave through the middle class and especially the upper classers who are still enjoying their twenties and thirties.

D: Man! We have less than 12 months to dodge the Tea Party canons being fired from all sides, including President Clinton and Stephen Colbert’s bayonets. Hey! Why are you quoting Faux News sources?

M: Dude! That’s what Colbert and Stewart now consider watchable for their audiences, Faux News and CNN, both bought out and red all over now with the same sanguinity as Colbert. Have you noticed elements of the perversion that is the Tea Party GOP Republicans?

D: Man! Yeah! And they claim to be biblically inclined and Sunday school teachers. I’m a Sunday school teacher! I’ve read the King James Version of the Bible twice! It’s taken out of context too many times and I always make sure my students know that context comes before interpretation.

M: Dude! The United States of America is in trouble. The people need to be mobilized to cast their ballots in the 2014 midterms. And we cannot have anybody step up and register to vote and then tear up their registration card out of protest with the poll workers.   

D: Man! You’re making reference to Kendall McCook, the gentleman who identifies as a Roosevelt Democrat, and was hassled by poll workers on Election Day 2013!

M: Dude! Even if the United States Supreme Court is not for Voting Rights and US, the least voters can do is be there for themselves and for the disenfranchised, like the FWISD students who will be able to enjoy public school education upgrades like laptops for high school and two additional state-of-the-art magnet schools and immense improvements throughout the school district like new school buses, because of folks like Keith Annis, the guy who created FWISD Parents for Kids, the group that mobilized voters to vote in favor of the bond elections in the district, despite the out-of-state funds and opposition groups that formed to keep the electorate confused to the point of self-disservice.