(D)ude: Man! Knock, knock.
(M)an: Dude! Who’s there?
D: Man! Darrel-cula.
M: Dude! Darrel-cula who?
D: Man! Darrel-cula Issan’t there a hearing to be had?
M: Dude! Darrel-cula Issan’t ashamed for being part of the
Congressional Republicans?
D: Man! Caucus! Absolutely pure caucus! Knock, knock.
M: Dude! Are you going to keep that Transylvanian accent
throughout? Who’s there?
D: Man! Chris.
M: Dude! Chris who?
D: Man! I’m Chris
Christie and you better shut up and reelect me to the governorship of New
Jersey this November 5, 2013!
M: Dude! You’re being quite abrasive, Chris Christie! And do
not tell me to shut up!
D: Man! You poor
yea-yeah-yeah! What’s the matter? Huh? You have to go home and put on some
cracked heel cream on your feet and find yourself a soft pair of socks to place
your feet in afterwards? Sissy puss has puss feet!
M: Dude! Hold on a second, Chris Christie! What were you
doing with the State of New Jersey’s funds when you suddenly felt compelled to
take a business trip to Israel and visit with Jordan’s King Abdullah II?
D: Man! America
should stand by its friends and its democratic allies, even, and sometimes
especially, when it’s unpopular to do so. It may not be fashionable in some of
the chancelleries, the foreign ministries, and salons around the world to talk
about why America stands with Israel — but that’s no excuse not to be saying,
and saying it loudly, I admire Israel for the enemies it has made.
M: Dude! Wait a minute, Chris Christie! You admire Israel for the enemies it has made?
D: Man! Man! Man! Did you know that Chris Christie’s
trip to Israel was laced with controversy because he deliberately chose not to
visit Palestine with his delegation of business and religious leaders and, of
course, his family?
M: Dude! The Republican Jewish Coalition, or RJC, co-sponsored
Chris Christie’s trip, which was signed off as an official overseas trip, hence
paid in part by New Jersey taxpayers, billed quote unquote Jersey to Jerusalem Trade Mission. Did you know that Sheldon G.
Adelson is Chairman of the Board of Directors at the Republican Jewish
Coalition?
D: Man! A lot of trouble and mayhem could descend upon
Israel and especially Palestine if billionaires such as Sheldon G. Adelson are
backing folks like Chris Christie and have Rick Perry’s photograph displayed on
their website link for the Republican Jewish Coalition’s National Women’s
Committee.
M: Dude! There are not too many degrees of separation
between Chris Christie and other major GOP players like Texas Governor Rick
Perry and Senator Pat Roberts of Kansas, both states having altogether
disenfranchised women, minorities, and the working and middle classes. And look
at the horrendous effects of the GOP’s horrifying agenda and brutal playbook on
the most vulnerable, the poor and their children.
D: Man! Representative Paul Ryan is still pushing the horrendous
Paul Ryan Budget as are both Texas Senators Cornyn and Cruz, the later two
having voted against the joint congressional resolution last night by the way.
What does the GOP want and when exactly did the light go out behind the eyes of
the status quo?
M: Dude! Ronald Reagan’s eyes never reflected light, only a
selfishness that has gradually gotten US into tremendously tough times of
chaos. Have you heard of the drug krokodil?
D: Man! What?
M: Dude! Krokodil is a flesh-eating drug whose side effects
have surfaced on the streets in the United States. Most likely imported by a
carrier from the Russian and/or Eastern European regions, it is an addictive
drug that is basically a derivative of and ten times more powerful than
morphine.
D: Man! Even more reason to implement Obamacare! At least 30
million presently uninsured Americans will finally be able to have their
addictions addressed thoroughly and properly without the fear of being dropped
due to limits on the length of treatment and therapy. Do you think the Tea
Partiers and the GOP Republicans encouraged and brought over the drug krokodil
just in time to cause yet another havoc on the streets of the United States and
in the country’s hospitals?
M: Dude! That is unfathomable evil if that be the case that
is.
D: Man! If that be the case that is.
M: Dude! Talking about the GOP Republican Tea Partiers,
there is beginning to surface some unbelievable untruths about that which could
save an overwhelming number of lives and that is Obamacare.
D: Man! What do you think the Ted Cruz and SarahPAC will be
vandalizing next? The online registration mechanics involved in signing up for
Obamacare? Do you think that there will be talk about protecting Americans from
buying twice the coverage that they need? That’s ridiculous overreaching,
but
Palin and Cruz are capable of such bunk.
M: Dude! Yes. We must debunk the bunk!
D: Man! That is unfathomable evil if that be the case that
is.
M: Dude! If that be the case that is.
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