Man! Dude! Session #199

(M)an: Dude! I believe I have figured out the current Republican GOP strategy!

(D)ude: Man! Do they really have one at the moment? They appear to be tearing themselves apart with their highfalutin obstructionist policies.

M: Dude! I was reading Andrew McKillop’s article released online yesterday through the Canadian periodical Global Research, entitled China and the US-Saudi-Israeli Plan for the Middle East. As I was reading, I realized that corpulent corruptions like Rush Limbaugh and skinny beasts like Arianna Huffington are cooperating with one another the way the United States ought to in the new millennium with the Middle East and Asia.

D: Man! What? Are you recovering from the indigestion of discovering the latest in a lineup of children and teen books from Rush Limbaugh? Did you read the title of the one being released on October 29, 2013 entitled Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims: Time-Travel Adventures with Exceptional Americans?

M: Dude! Yes! I did read the title of the latest one entitled that! And I know why the caged boors sigh! Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck and the whole slew of them are trying to reclaim American History during the period of progressivism that we’re facing right now. Look at how Newt Gingrich and Bill O’Reilly’s books have infiltrated the bestseller list. Even citizen pervert Limbaugh’s Rush Revere 224 page rewrite of history for kids and teens has been proclaimed a $13.49 bestseller in the category of historical fiction on Amazon. 

D: Man! So do you think that this current influx of historical rewrites is making American readers regress intellectually?

M: Dude! We ought to be discussing the long lasting ramifications of Oded Yinon’s A Strategy for Israel in the Nineteen Eighties with our middle and high school students. But there appears to be a gag order whenever President Reagan’s terms as commander-in-chief of the United States surfaces.   

D: Man! I think the closer the subject is to the pulse of the United States at the moment, the Yinon Plan would cause unrest and disbelief amongst impressionable youth. Didn’t Oded Yinon encourage and propose a plan to elevate Israel’s role in the Middle East through the systematic dissolving of and subsequent warring between Arab states?

M: Dude! Yeah, the strategy was known as the peace-in-the-feud or divide-and-rule and even as the regional-balkanization-plan, which emphasized exploitation on the basis of sectarian, ethnic, religious, tribal, and national divisions.

D: Man! The Middle East and North Africa were divided up according to the US, Britain, and France resolutions following the 1917 collapse of the Ottoman Empire. Saudi Arabia, like Oded Yinon’s Plan, wanted to degrade the central governments in the region but for the purpose of rebuilding a new Caliphate like the Ottoman Empire before.

M: Dude! China seems to be in favor of being aided and supported by Islamic powers that have actively degraded the jihadist rebels, also termed as jihadist insurgents. China is a supporter of Iran. However, with the new Iranian President Hassan Rouhani admittedly acknowledging the horror of the Jewish Holocaust and Twittering well wishes as recently as yesterday to the Jewish community regarding Rosh Hashanah 2013, I wonder how China is feeling with regard to the new leadership in Iran.    

D: Man! You got an excellent point there because, the new Iranian foreign minister Javad Zarif too twittered Rosh Hashanah well wishes over the past couple of days. Javad Zarif, we must keep in mind, is a United States-educated diplomat and long-standing Iranian Ambassador to the United Nations. But, what about Iran’s supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei having the ultimate authority in the terms of the control he maintains over Iranian nuclear policy?

M: Dude! Cannot Javad Zarif be brought into diplomatic negotiations before the United States’ final decisions in terms of militaristic intervention in Syria? Let’s not forget, as The Washington Post’s Jason Rezaian and Anne Gearan have reported, that Iran is a close second place to Israel as having the largest Jewish community in the Middle East. There is a Jewish member in the Iranian Parliament as well.  

D: Man! I see a light at the end of the tunnel vision imposed upon Middle East talks since the time of Reagan and the Bush Dynasties.

M: Dude! Going back to Andrew McKillop’s research report, for China, a military strike on Syria by the United States with the backing of France, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, et al, is hazardous and cannot be dismissed as something to be considered a subject for quote unquote later decision. Western China is already saturated with Saudi-supported insurgents who are trained a thousand at a time in terrorist tactics annually.  

D: Man! What about Xinjiang, China? Didn’t Russian Muslims flee into the region during the Russian Civil War and 1917 Revolution? And 1917 was the collapse of the Ottoman Empire! Therefore, I bet Western China was of interest to Russia who wanted it to remain at unrest before the coming of Moa and the People’s Republic of China that lasted from 1949 to 1976!

M: Dude! India and China see their futures wrapped up with the peaceful resolution of nationhood in the Middle East and North Africa. But, with the Christian-centric backwardness of the United States obstructionist neoconservatives, the Republican GOP specifically as it exists today, I’m afraid we’re not going to be able to make long-lasting positive changes anywhere in the world with that limited a lens!

D: Man! There’s a reality up ahead! There is a chance for progressives to find their momentum again with that oomph desired by all who dream democratically.

M: Dude! Are you thinking about the midterms elections in the United States and making sure that people of all races and backgrounds get the chance to cast a ballot?

D: Man! Yeah! I was thinking that the oomph desired by visionaries of cooperation abroad must start at home! If we can get all those who turned out to reelect President Obama and Vice President Biden to register and cast their ballots in the upcoming midterms, then we will have gained that momentum that the world so desperately needs! When the United States looses its democratic oomph, the world too suffers!