Man! Dude! Session #192

(D)ude: Man! How can we engage militarily where everything has been reported as happening allegedly?

(M)an: Dude! The United States House of Representatives and the GOP Super PACs are responsible for these alleged stories coming out of Syria that claim the Assad regime used chemical weapons while others are certain it is the rebels.

D: Man! Then how can we differentiate between the Assad regime and the rebels?

M: Dude! They will come into focus if left alone to resolve their civil war on their own turf without United States intervention. I sincerely believe that Russia and China and all the neighboring nations in the region do not want the war to spill over into their physical domain.

D: Man! That’s an excellent means of generating camaraderie amongst all nations right now. Trying to keep the war contained.  

M: Dude! Israel has already carried out 3 strikes on Syrian targets in 2013! And BBC News reported this morning that the countries surrounding Syria do not want outside intervention because in the Gulf War, Saddam Hussein used Scud missiles to get Israel drawn into the conflict.  

D: Man! How do you contain a country with the capacity and will to use chemical weapons on its own people?

M: Dude! There is the government and there are the rebels. However, in regards to Egypt, Republican Senator John McCain actually made a trip to the region to meet with the Muslim Brotherhood in 2012 while outright refusal to meet with the other parties involved with that particular conflict then.

D: Man! That too came to pass?

M: Dude! Yes and no. I wonder what the United States Republicans categorize as the Syrian government and the rebels, because the American Press Corps refuses to find connections between the austerity of the GOP and its intentions abroad. Like, for example, the Family, Faith, and Freedom Protection Act of 2013 that is also known as House Bill 695 in North Carolina where it originated. In this piece of legislation, the GOP inadvertently aligns itself with the Muslim extremists and agitators by abolishing a woman’s right to an abortion and restrictions on reproductive health clinics across North Carolina and, later, the United States.

D: Man! What do extremist Muslims have in common with the United States GOP?

M: Dude! It is a really big mess of miscalculations. The GOP cites that it is siding against infanticide in what is essentially an anti-abortion bill. However, they insist that what is generally known as female infanticide in the Muslim world is what they are preventing with this piece of convoluted legislation. But it is not that either, actually. You see how meaningless and dangerous these convolutions are for the global community and US?

D: Man! We should contain the region of Syria from spreading outwards into an international ring of disasters!

M: Dude! According to BBC News, Hezbollah from Lebanon have sided and fought alongside the government of Syria and the rebels!

D: Man! Huh?

M: Dude! Hezbollah is a Shia militancy that has sided with the Assad regime. But its Sunni counterparts have taken the side of the rebels. Even the Lebanese Foreign Minister Adana Mansour is against strikes on Syria. And, keep in mind, that the Israelis do not want to be pushed into the conflict if the United States and its supporters come in and take any action that might provoke the Syrian government or the rebels to spread the violence and utter instability into the neighboring countries.

D: Man! How does Iran fit into the affairs of the Syrian government and the rebel forces?

M: Dude! Iran supports the Syrian government, but insists that the rebel forces are the ones utilizing chemical weapons.

D: Man! Sounds like every nation in that region of the world is wanting to mind their own business and are actually discouraged by the prospect of the United States interfering in what is too jumbled and chaotic mess for anyone to truly figure out militarily.

M: Dude! We mustn’t forget that practically all of Syria’s neighbors are assisting with the mass movement of displaced refugees coming out of Assad’s grip.

D: Man! Cannot we negotiate the release of all the civilians inside the places infected by the chemical weapons?

M: Dude! The situation is volatile at best.

D: Man! You think if the United States were to go against the Syrian regime, it might set off fuses and cause a conflagration and desertion of multiple regions across the Middle East and North Africa?

M: Dude! The United Nations is being portrayed unkindly in the American Press. They are seen as craggy and reluctant, but they may have to be afraid right now of the asinine Republican Party of the United States at this very moment with its Super PACs and billionaire mobsters and legislative inhumanities.

D: Man! There are Republican wars going on against, let me get this straight, a stimulus package, women’s rights, workers’ rights, and social safety nets that have been in place and working just fine until the gerrymandering GOP new wave of neoconservatives pushed aside democratic representation and voter’s rights in favor of sneaky cheating tactics. If the GOP is being so clandestine, how can the United States be trusted overseas?

M: Dude! I think we’re in a time where the GOP cheats are cutting across all cultural barriers and decencies in order to loot whatever region of the world they can get their hands on. Sneaky cheating social climbers do not have a conscience. If they could care less about a certain majority of Americans, what purpose but selfish monetary gains would they have within the Muslim World or anyplace else?

D: Man! Do you think the GOP will drill and destroy the Great Pyramids and other wonders of the world like they’re fracking nonstop in the Metroplex? The drilling sites are quite expansive and ugly, aren’t they? I don’t think preservation and goodwill exist in the Republican vocabulary!