Man! Dude! Session #188

(D)ude: Man! What animal at the zoo could Bo Obama and his new one-year-old sister Sunny replace temporarily?

(M)an: Dude! Well, Bo could easily be a remote animal relation to the giant panda that is black and white. And as for his canine sibling Sunny, I think she could be passed as an American black bear?

D: Man! Yeah, Sunny could be seen as a special case study as an undersized black bear. However, I’m not certain about Bo being perceived as a legitimate substitute for a giant panda. He is more like an overgrown black and white skunk.

M: Dude! You’re seriously making decisions like the Louhe City Zoo in China that tried to convince visitors that there was essentially no distinguishing between an African lion and a Tibetan mastiff?

D: Man! Exactly! Did you hear how the parents became suspicious after their children observed that the Tibetan mastiff barked?

M: Dude! What were the parents up to anyways? Were they multitasking with phones and tablets on which they conducted full scale businesses on the go?

D: Man! Maybe? More likely, I believe that the parents were presumably so conditioned not to inspect their children’s everyday activities, so long as they were close by, that they completely had blocked the possibility of such a rascality as the placement of a variety of canines into the zoo cages to keep the otherwise emptying facility functioning as a business.

M: Dude! When did the Republican Party mentality infiltrate China? Do you know the line at the local government offices take 2.5 hours to matriculate and before the effects of the Republican Sequestration of 2013, the waiting period was 15 minutes, plus or minus two minutes?

D: Man! The GOP ought to be set into their own traps. The Republican GOP is purposefully cutting statewide jobs across the map, state to state. They are so methodical that they are currently on vacation and calling each other up and laughing hysterically over what they think they’re doing to the presidency of Barack Obama.

M: Dude! There is de facto racial divide that is too visible because of the cheating tactics of the GOP Republicans like gerrymandering that has given unfair advantage and misconstrued messages of absolute nonsense. It’s like given the people an ugly untruth: That the system is such that their voices are being suppressed and their rights infringed upon by the liberals, when in actuality the GOP Republicans are responsible for austere policies and strategies.

D: Man! The Republican Party is cutting jobs statewide, therefore the middle classers and working classers are losing employment and the inherent benefits upon which members of their families depend. Laborers are losing just as much as anybody else because the currently vacationing Congressional Republicans want to win in the midterms this year and next year.

M: Dude! The Republican Party wants to win the midterm elections in order to place all the blame for the Republican Party’s Sequestration Doctrine onto President Obama’s shoulders. But then they’re vacationing for five weeks as a lot of US don’t even get enough to subsist and our taxpayer money is being blown off in the most inactive and idiotic GOP Congress to date.

D: Man! So John Boehner and Eric Cantor are dating after all? Well, they were made for each other! In fact, the entire lot of them were made for each other’s perverse pleasures like seeing gridlock and reemphasizing the woman’s reproductive health issues in measures like the personhood amendment, despite wanting to end the social safety network in place for disenfranchised Americans. The hypocrites! 

M: Dude! Dude! Dude! Carly Fiorina, the Hewlett-Packard Company’s former chair and CEO was taking the place of the absentee Republican loons George Will and Peggy Noonan this past Sunday on This Week with George Stephanopoulos, and you could see her squirming like a lying Republican commentator at a loss for words other than sheer glib nonsense without even a personal commitment to one’s words.    

D: Man! The Republican GOP is creating hell on earth for countless families and individuals. Did you know that even children have gotten word of the enemy amongst US that is the GOP?

M: Dude! The United States economy remains strong despite the GOP. But things could look a lot better if the Republicans would not steadfastly refuse to pass a jobs bill in order to create jobs for Americans.

D: Man! The GOP Republicans are only going to be focusing on how they can secure funding cuts into their pockets. Hosni Mubarak and M. Morsi are just like the Tea Party Express: Don’t Tread On Me! Is their shared logo and emphasis on the top 2% of society than the others.

M: Dude! The United States is not the enemy abroad. The GOP Republicans are the evildoers and perpetrators in countries like Egypt. The Egyptians loved their churches and the GOP is destroying them so that refugees cannot take shelter inside those very churches. And they’ve already done tremendous damage upon the mosques that too had been of service to the countless refugees resulting from the bloodshed that they are financing through their PACs and what-have-you.

D: Man! It is planted hatred by the GOP Republicans that the Egyptians do not understand and are against American ideals. The Muslim World will only hate the USA if aide is withdrawn because of the GOP’s disrespect and insistence that the billions of dollars in aide go directly into their own pockets.   

M: Dude! I still wonder how funding is dispersed in the GOP run states right now!

D: Man! Injustice!

M: Dude! Even Americans hate the GOP as poverty and so many constituents are facing oppression in the United States! And all Americans are feeling the dire effects of the Republican Party’s Sequestration Doctrine!

D: Man! These are manmade hells on the part of the GOP Republicans. Egyptians need Americans and Americans need to remain engaged in the democratic process, not war and the resulting casualties of our sons and daughters too in these danger zones. With the chemical attacks taking place in Syria, we must remember not to create an issue like Agent Orange or the hot mess of the Middle Eastern desert that had its own set of devastating side effects on the health of our soldiers in the past.

M: Dude! The GOP is creating the endless lines at government agencies and offices with their state-by-state furloughs and what not! And the people waiting for services in the long lines are workers who have been reduced by the GOP’s doctrine of insanity. I’m afraid that people are losing their patience and tolerance at home and the misrepresentation through voter identification and redistricting practices being enforced by the GOP state legislatures is  just as questionable as Faux News.

D: Man! GOP Drama NOT Obama!

M: Dude! GOP Drama NOT Obama!