Man! Dude! Session #185

(M)an: Dude! President Obama is coming under fire for not blocking financial aide to Egypt. Haven’t we already learned the value of continuing aide and refraining from taking a militaristic stand one way or other? Look at the ghost nations of Iraq and Afghanistan!

(D)ude: Man! President George W. Bush deliberately fumbled by sending in troops through Operation Iraqi Freedom and then via the War in Afghanistan, but had no concrete plan of action to address our countless American sons and daughters in uniform who were to become maimed or killed as a result of those two heinously scripted War on Terror theatres.

M: Dude! The United States of America has too much going on in its own gerrymandering Republican Party for US to lose focus on the war on women and minorities at home via voter suppression and middle of the night legislation that totally overlooks the changing demographics and progressive diversity within our ever changing democracy.  

D: Man! Withdrawing aide to Egypt is dangerous in these times of cheating and lying and underhanded dealings within the GOP. The United States of America is the battleground that needs crucial intervention and recourse. Texas alone has closed down all but five Planned Parenthood Clinics statewide and implemented oppressive voter identification laws that will negatively affect Youth, Blacks, and Hispanics especially.

M: Dude! The GOP is orchestrating voter suppression of Youth, Blacks, and Hispanics on the home front, yet they want to interfere on behalf of the  Egyptians abroad?

D: Man! Yeah, right! Like Senator Rand Paul and Representative Louie Gohmert will be totally accepting of North African Muslims and their customs in nations like Egypt!

M: Dude! The Republican Party has sanctions inside enemy lines from which they retrieve funds for their own personal wealth. That’s why it is so important for the GOP male and/or female to give clearances to a Republican president to implement war and loot the treasures of the targeted foreigners. George W. Bush most likely looted the gold in Iraq in 2003 under the pretense to the American people that what was found, eleven hundred gold-colored bars, were just 64 percent copper and 34 percent zinc.

D: Man! Countries like Japan are suffering because of the Republican GOP Sequestration and the hardheaded austerity adopted by the Congressional Republicans. The John Boehner, Eric Cantor, and Paul Ryan triage asininity is being laughed at and copied in North Korea and Zimbabwe, where the GOP is yet another reason why undemocratic principles should prevail.

M: Dude! The United States does set precedence in every sphere of existence abroad!

D: Man! The United States is not a pack of unworldly and obscene Republican GOP canaries! It just happens that these offensive canaries have escaped otherwise numbered days by fraudulent manipulations of the law and reprehensible rules of conduct.

M: Dude! The unworldly and obscene Republican GOP canaries want to withdraw funding to Egypt, much like how they are trying to end free lunches for the children of disenfranchised American families.

D: Man! The Republican Party is a pack of wolves that are earnestly trying to revive the Brothers Grimm fairy tales for America’s most vulnerable: Our children!

M: Dude! And what exactly would Senators Lindsey Graham and John McCain do? Place that money taken from Egypt’s aide and interject some mayhem into nearby Syria?

D: Man! I think the GOP is much like the peace loving performers who drafted the 1984 song, “Do they know it’s Christmas?” Inadvertently, they interjected ethnocentrism despite wanting to raise money for famine relief in Ethiopia, which, by the way, they did accomplish.

M: Dude! Do you think the Republican Party also thinks that Christmas is the only time to put ones arms around the world? That they too are going to be singing platitudes like, “At Christmas time, we let in light and we banish shade” or “And there won’t be snow in Africa this Christmastime, the greatest gift they’ll get this year is life, where nothing ever grows, no rain or rivers flow. Do they know it’s Christmastime at all?”

D: Man! The GOP similarly talks through its pockets, not its mouths! That’s how we end up with sappy tunes and jingles such as President George P. Bush and Vice President Bobby Jindal!

M: Dude! How can you even imagine another GOP presidential love fest? The USA cannot move forward with such oppressive dingbats like President Rand Paul and Vice President Marco Rubio!

D: Man! And such flakes like President Chris Christie and Vice President Mike Huckabee!

M: Dude! And such screwballs like President Ted Cruz and Vice President Louie Gohmert!

D: Man! And such dingbats like President Ron Johnson and Vice President Kristi Noem!

M: Dude! And such flakes like President Sean Duffy and Vice President Tim Scott!

D: Man! And such screwballs like President Rick Santorum and Vice President Adam Kinzinger!

M: Dude! Much ado about nothing but war and austerity in the Republican Party!

D: Man! Much a deux about nobodies essentially inside the GOP!

M: Dude! Reince Priebus and Michael Steele are the Republican think tanks!

D: Man! Reince Priebus and Michael Steele are the Republican septic tanks!

M: Dude! Rinse and steal! Steal and rinse!