(D)ude: Man! Mayor Cory Booker of New Jersey makes my facial
hair follicles grow grey hairs. I don’t think the guy’s trustworthy. The Zen
practitioner within me says that he lost his marbles since President Obama’s
ascension to two-term president. Booker turned down the offer in 2009 to head
the White House Office of Urban Affairs Policy because, according to my chakras,
Booker sincerely hopes to run for and win the presidency on his own accord.
There is no accordance coming his way anytime soon, accept probably an actual
Honda Accord if Booker decides to make such a purchase.
(M)an: Dude! Are your chakras aware that Cory Booker is a
2014 Democratic candidate for U.S. Senator from the Garden State?
D: Man! Yeah. However, the Zen practitioner within me says that
Booker is a subliminal Republican. His speech is incongruent, mismatched, and
jagged like that of a typical wishy-washy member of the new millennium GOP.
M: Dude! The Zen practitioner within you is mistaken because
Cory Booker is a man of his word. He lived in Newark’s Central Ward housing
complex Brick Towers for eight years before moving to another neighborhood in
Newark’s South Ward that actually was overrun by drugs and gangs.
D: Man! Really? My chakras are shocked! It’s beginning to
get cold like in December and January, isn’t it? I think I had better take a
hot shower and forget to not let go of the air within me as well. Wait! After
my accusatory rant, I think I am worthy of being subjected to that
hypoallergenic bubble bath solution from Avon. Do you think I could be an Avon
guy?
M: Dude! Are you a woman needing empowerment and stability?
D: Man! Yeah? I mean, look at my getup as a Zen practitioner
collapse! I felt so much positive energy that I criticized in error!
M: Dude! Don’t feel too let down by yourself. There are
always the Senate primaries with Republican pratfall scraps like Mitch
McConnell in Kentucky, Liz Cheney in Wyoming, the three-kook ninnies Paul
Broun, Phil Gingrey, and Jack Kingston in Georgia.
D: Man! Talking about three-kook ninnies, John Boehner, Eric
Cantor, and Paul Ryan had been rendezvousing with the Koch Brothers in the
Albuquerque Santa Ana winds. Reminded me of the Belinda Carlisle song Summer Rain.
M: Dude! I remember
the rain on our skin and his kisses hotter than the Santa Ana winds. Whispering
our goodbyes, waiting for a train, I was dancing with my baby in the summer
rain, I remember laughing until we almost cried there at the station that
night, I remember looking in his eyes.
D: Man! Oh my love,
it’s you that I dream of, oh my love, since that day, somewhere in my heart I’m
always dancing with you in the summer rain. Doesn’t matter what I do now,
doesn’t matter what I say, somewhere in my heart I’m always dancing with you in
the summer rain.
M: Dude! Really, I-
D: Man! I’m not finished with the song! Wait! I can hear the whistle, military train, I
was dancing with my baby in the summer rain.
M: Dude! Really, I- Hey! I do plan on staying with the song!
Promise! Really, I believe it is a military train that the Republican GOP wants
boarded up with both our sons and daughters in uniform as well as tar sands oil
loads that will probably break and disperse an ecological havoc upon our
aquifers and virgin lands.
D: Man! Due to all the fracking around the Metroplex and the
decay of even the hardiest rosebushes around town, the current flower with the
potential promise of surviving some tomorrows being the zinnia, I’m thinking of
Carole King’s I Feel The Earth Move!
M: Dude! The earth will, I agree, be moving more than ever
before. And, yes, the sky will be tumbling down lesser and lesser as the
scorching sun burns harder and harder.
D: Man! Google News posted a recurring article from Faux
News describing the plausible hazards of the added heat due to the depletion of
our natural resources due to global warming. Faux News stressed that violence
and war would be escalating all over the globe, yet their stand-ins on the Faux
Network steadfast deny and renounce that humanity is the causal factor for
global warming.
M: Dude! The Republican media is swept away by its own contradictions.
On the one hand, they want violence and war to warm their pockets and speak of
the global phenomenon as plausible. But then when the issue of regulations and
government intervening on behalf of humanity comes into the picture, the GOP
cry out foul talk denouncing everything but deregulations and no government
involvement what so ever.
D: Man! They think they can escape to the tropics where
their tax havens are and enjoy the air and sand and water freely, while people
like US cannot even afford such trips to environmental luxuries. Instead, we
are subjected to watching the vegetation dwindle. I honestly think that
fracking is causing the sudden increases in sinkholes. Fracking ought to be regulated
by the federal government because otherwise, we’re the ones who will suffer the
consequences and aftermath.
M: Dude! Senator Barbara Boxer of California brought up
similar points to the ones you just made, but specifically focused on the
California wildfires. And a Republican House member who has the gumption to
maintain longtime membership on the House Committee on Science, Space, and
Technology rebuked her at his town hall meeting! Representative Dana
Rohrabacher’s audience agreed with such asinine laughter!
D: Man! No wonder the Supreme Court male justices wrecked
the most important component of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 and deferred the
Affirmative Action case to the lower courts. They are a clever half-dozen! I
think, going back to a point you made earlier, that the male justices on the
Supreme Court of the United States are partisan players in the political
spheres of the Republican Party, even Justices Kennedy and Breyer. The two are a
twosome: I’ll take that and you can take
the other mentality for sure!
M: Dude! I’m afraid of the likes of Representative Dana
Rohrabacher of California are encouraging a devolutionary movement in the white
flight towns across the United States. Take a look at the creationist Creation
Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky, the land of Senators Mitch McConnell and Rand
Paul. The Creation Museum attracts even people with no interest in its
religious messaging by installing zip lines that have caught on with the
nonreligious locales.
D: Man! The Republicans are so contradictory in their
actions that they would be in need of scare and cheating tactics in order to
survive!
M: Dude! Like Gloria Gaynor sang so urgently, Go on now [Republican GOP] go walk out the door, just turn around now, because
you’re not welcome anymore!
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