(M)an: Dude! Do you know how Governor Rick Perry and Representative Kay Granger got hold of that expansive piece of land nearby my parents’ house for the intents and purposes of hydraulic fracturing?
(D)ude: Man! Hydraulic fracturing? Fracking?
M: Dude! Yeah! You know those cylinders off of Sycamore
School Road some miles from the residential neighborhoods but across the street
from a children’s playground and adjacent apartment complex?
D: Man! There’s a senior living community right next to that
fracking apparatus on Sycamore School Road! What will happen in case of a spill
or earthquake due to the hydraulic fracturing? The apartment complex and senior
living center are three and four storied buildings!
M: Dude! Talking about spillage, there is high risk of methane
contamination of the drinking water in places located nearby. Also, there is
also the high likelihood of briny being disposed into the water supply as well.
D: Man! Isn’t briny the radioactive wastewater resulting
from fracking?
M: Dude! Yeah! And there is also another ozone level that
the conservative national press doesn’t want to reveal to communities that have
been victims of criminal deception by door-to-door attractive female geologists
making false claims of there possibly being a fortune’s worth of minerals
underneath tenants’ homes.
D: Man! Really? Were there attractive and unassuming women
geologists knocking on your parents’ door?
M: Dude! Yeah! And yes, those unassuming and attractive female
geologists knocked on my parents’ door twice. There was actually only one
assigned to my parents’ address. She smiled and held a contract in her hand and
basically misinformed my parents about her intentions to get them to sign the
document without ever examining it themselves, and returned a second time to encouragingly
coax them to sign away their mineral rights for which she reiterated that they
would be rewarded generously.
D: Man! What did your parents do?
M: Dude! They did not believe in the rhetoric and didn’t
sign any papers presented to them by the curious female agent for PXP, Plains
Exploration & Production Company based in Houston. Or was it FCX, Freeport-McMoRan
Copper and Gold based in Phoenix?
D: Man! Could PXP and FCX be collaborating and Texas
Governor Rick Perry and Senators Cornyn and Cruz and Representative Kay Granger
be aligned financially with Arizona Governor Jan Brewer and Senators John
McCain and Jeff Flake through this criminal deception scheme?
M: Dude! All these folks are members of the same Republican
Party that believes in voter suppression through rigid identification and has
only gained power through unjust redistricting and the judicial backing by the Supreme
Court’s Citizens United and Shelby County decisions.
D: Man! I think the residents in your parents’ neighborhood
are experiencing a direct result of the Republican Party’s insistence on
government deregulation, people like House Speaker Boehner making highfalutin declarations
that his Caucus is standing up for small businesses and American families when
clearly the United States has diversified and White Americans will probably not
be the clear majority any longer.
M: Dude! My parents reported that despite their neighborhood
being comprised of middle classers and upper-classers that formed a
neighborhood association and accompanying newsletter, they were duped by
promises of rebuilding their duck pond’s sidewalks. Although the construction
people did install a new pathway around the pond, they overlooked the entire
rest of the trail.
D: Man! You know, Congressman Paul Ryan and the Republican
Party, especially since 2010, have been acting like Caligula. I found a marble
bust of the Roman Emperor online and it has a spooky semblance to Ryan. And
like George W. Bush, Caligula set into motion a financial crisis by draining
Rome’s treasury. He went onto seizing people’s estates through manipulation,
much like the companies that are setting up natural gas wells throughout places
like the City of Fort Worth’s middle class and upper middle class
neighborhoods. The GOP is going to cause widespread thirst by constructing
these volatile natural gas wells, much like the brief famine that resulted
under Caligula’s watch.
M: Dude! There were prosecutorial threats all over the
natural gas drilling sites when they were being constructed behind those ugly
tall walls made of temporary materials that seemed to be like packing Styrofoam
cubes.
D: Man! I remember the warning signs! Trespassing was
prohibited with threats that if anyone tried to climb inside and take
photographs or just indulge their curiosity about what was happening behind
those awful looking temporary walls.
M: Dude! There were a lot of closed roads and convoys of
surveyors’ vehicles all over the sites where those volatile natural gas wells
were being built. My parents’ television and computer signals were constantly
being interrupted during the land surveying and eventual construction.
D: Man! I think that’s what the Republican Party is focused
on in terms of deregulating government oversight. If it is true, then it is a
travesty of the gravest sort.
M: Dude! Governor Perry and Representative Kay Granger are
condescending and always snicker at ecological concerns that the Obama
Administration brings up. However, when these little to big time earthquakes
began to rattled my parents’ home’s foundation and elsewhere, the Perry and
Granger camps made sure to report that the questionable earthquakes were tied
to global warming phenomena.
D: Man! This is criminal deception! It is absolutely
deplorable and degrading to American democracy and its constituency even more.
M: Dude! Why get sidetracked into the GOP’s tactics abroad?
We’ve got our own domestic threats to be alarmed about., specifically the
Republican lawmakers up for reelection in 2013 and during 2014 midterms.
D: Man! McDonald’s and Wal-Mart are abusing minimum wage
earners, propagandists actually having the nerve to point out how the
restaurant will lose $8 billion dollars if they were to double the current
minimum wage to $15 dollars per hour.
M: Dude! Again, I think my parents’ neighborhood was led to
believe they would make upwards of $20,000 dollars as a result of the land
surveying that was deliberately misled by good looking and unassuming female
geologists.
D: Man! Are you sure they were geologists? They could have
been lying, you know?
M: Dude! Perhaps. But, as I said, neighborhoods were misled
to think they would get considerable amounts of cash. However, they were lied
to and, in the end, the fracking companies only awarded $100 dollar bills to
individual properties and promised to rebuild the loop around the duck pond.
You know that water fountain at the duck pond?
D: Man! Yeah?
M: Dude! Well, the fracking companies put up a weak
advertisement bragging that the money made was being invested in the neighborhood
park surrounds around the duck pond, but they did not even cover the entire
length of the pathway!
D: Man! You’re supposed to take the excessively lied about erroneous
$20,000 dollars promised and imagine investing it in companies like PXP and FCX
and becoming an eventual millionaire and then a believer in government
deregulating. And then John Boehner is going to open a ministry and preach the
“I did it and so can you” gospel to the legions of small businesses that are
going to result from the private investments and whatnot.
M: Dude! Talk about Caligula!
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