Man! Dude! Session #150

(D)ude: Man! Victoria Nuland is a remnant from the George W. Bush Administration. She was George W. Bush’s Permanent Representative to NATO and President Obama made her the spokesperson for the State Department in May 2011.

(M)an: Dude! She was Dick Cheney’s principal deputy foreign policy adviser and had a career in Foreign Service going back to Bill Clinton’s presidency.

D: Man! George W. Bush’s Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld was Richard Nixon’s Permanent Representative to NATO and was one of the leading advocates for the Freedom of Information Act as the Congressman from Illinois’ Thirteenth District.

M: Dude! Rumsfeld was Gerald Ford’s White House Chief of Staff later on during which time he advised President Ford to veto extending the Freedom of Information Act. When Ford wanted Rumsfeld to ascend to Secretary of Defense in 1975, Dick Cheney took on the role of Chief of Staff.

D: Man! Rumsfeld and Cheney are mean-spirited cats like Darrell Issa and Jim Inhofe. In fact, they are the same cleverish feline body, within which Rumsfeld is the head and Cheney the tail.

M: Dude! What about Issa and Inhofe?

D: Man! They are kitty litter at this moment in time, but as the Republican Party is trying to make a mess out of Benghazi, Libya, the GOP’s trying to put into place a system of making the midterm elections, that begin this November with the likes of Chris Christie up for reelection, seem incoherent and as insignificant as possible so that they can gain control of both houses of congress for the 2016 presidential election, which they plan to win through the cheating tactics that they are testing and retesting at the moment alongside hicks like Kentucky Senators Rand Paul and Mitch McConnell.

M: Dude! What about the IRS and its targeting and rescreening the applications of Tea Partiers?

D: Man! The name to be investigated is Lois G. Lerner, a Bush Administration appointee who, like Victoria Nuland, ought to have been relieved of all duties when President Obama took office, as Warren Buffett will probably look upon the situation and say. However, President Obama kept a lot of the Bush Administration appointments that did carry out their duties to country first admirably. Robert Gates and Leon Panetta, for example.

M: Dude! What’s the reason behind the sauciness towards Warren Buffett?

D: Man! The Oracle of Omaha is a great disappointment, especially after he referred to President George W. Bush and President Barack Obama in the same breath somewhere on television, probably must have been ABC News. Yeah. I think Rebecca Jarvis asked him about the two very glaringly differing presidencies but got a ho-hum answer from the Oracle of Omaha.

M: Dude! Did Warren Buffett really refer to the two in the same way?

D: Man! Yeah!

M: Dude! That is reprehensible!

D: Man! Absolutely reprehensible!

M: Dude! Warren Buffett will be the first to say in 2014 and 2016, if, Godspeed, he does make it to then, that there was no significance in President Obama’s two-terms, that he was just as mired as the ones who came before him, minus Jimmy Carter perhaps.

D: Man! The Tea Partiers were a national security threat! Heaven forbid, their emblem of the hissing rattlesnake terrifies me! It terrifies me like the Klu Klutz Klan marches outside of Texas Occidental Franchise University.

M: Dude! Harrowing times are up ahead if the American people do not get to the polls and cast their ballots.

D: Man! Remember how the NAACP’s chapter at Texas Occidental Franchise University was dissolved? I still think they got stripped of their rights to assemble because of the prejudicial antics of the overall student body, which was, let’s remember, over 99.9% white pride supremacists.

M: Dude! I think the new lingo is nationalism. White pride nationalists put an end to the peaceful coming together of the NAACP chapter at Texas Occidental Franchise University.

D: Man! Remember how the African American athletes ended up apologizing for their presence on 

campus to the Texas Occidental Franchise University Press?

M: Dude! Wasn’t that what the Tea Partiers are doing today with President Obama?

D: Man! President Obama having to apologize for being African American? That’s very TOFU!

M: Dude! There’s an unsettling conglomerate of Tea Partiers trying to find a way into American politics, and basically annihilate the privileges that minorities and women have fought hard for over fifty years.

D: Man! What’s the IG Report that the Tea Partiers are erroneously crying out about?

M: Dude! It’s the report of the Inspector General of the U.S. Government Accountability Office.

D: Man! Where’s the ARB Report originating from?

M: Dude! The Accountability Review Board to investigate the tragedy in Benghazi, Libya, was led by Ambassador Thomas R. Pickering and Admiral Michael Mullen, two bipartisan leaders from not too far a distance away from the George W. Bush and Ronald Reagan presidencies.

D: Man! Why do you think President Obama kept levelheaded and entrusted Lois W. Lerner and Victoria Nuland?

M: Dude! Seriously, I thought we had progressed beyond the pigmentation of our skin, but I was wrong. Even Nancy Pelosi was cold and heartless in her dealings with the first African American president of the United States. Now imagine being one of these three smart White government officials and taking command from a Black commander in chief.

D: Man! Those women would fit in perfectly with the student body of Texas Occidental Franchise University!

M: Dude! With the recent trends and missteps from Harvard University, like Carmen M. Reinhart and Kenneth S. Rogoff and Jason Richwine, I think the Ivy League is sinking into the quagmire of Texas Occidental Franchise University, while the University of Massachusetts at Amherst is providing Thomas Herndon physical safety as he maneuvers about in his day-to-day existence.

D: Man! TOFU on MASS AVE! TOFU on MASS AVE!

M: Dude! TEA in GOP! TEA in GOP! The Tea Party caucus had a closed-door meeting on April 24, 2013 in the Rayburn House Office Building. Twenty House Republicans and staffers from over forty congressional offices were in attendance, including Kentuckian hicks Senators Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul.

D: Man! The American Press is acting like it never took place, I actually heard a lot of reporters say that the Tea Party Movement had been downgraded.

M: Dude! The GOP and the Tea Partiers especially, are weeds that continually need to be pulled and replaced with high levels of some kind of herbicide. I don’t think organic herbicide would do a good enough job, with all the damage the Republican Sequestration is in the process of implementing.

D: Man! Did you know that dandelions are weeds too?

M: Dude! Look at the baloney clowning of George W. Bush! He recently admitted to knowing enough about the United States Congress to not send out emails.

D: Man! He’s a hisser with a rattle, indeed!

M: Dude! The guy’s venomous!

D: Man! Absolutely!