Man! Dude! Session #138

(D)ude: Man! With the start of rationing off Head Start enrollment like a grand raffle, the GOP clearly does not want all children to defer to an educator their budding questions and theories about monsters under beds and overhead phenomena. Tragically or ironically, canines and zoo animals are oftentimes given the joys of contemplating by themselves with the pertinent habits of silence and play that the Republican Sequester is hijacking from our poor and working classers’ children.

(M)an: Dude! Play is the language of the child and educators are specifically trained to nurture in an environment of acceptance and patience that working class and poor parents cannot be left to figure out by themselves. Yeah, there is a parental instinct, but educators are irreplaceable agents in the development of a child.  

D: Man! Does the avuncular genius you converse with nowadays have much to say about how the Republican Sequestration is forcibly mandating the downsizing of such pertinent services that not only assist the poor and working classers like US, but help forge a future for the American middle class?

M: Dude! He forewarned never to consider life a game of checkers. According to him, life is the hardest continuous chess game one must conquer with personal joy and contentment based on one’s own methods of measuring triumph. Overcoming obstacles is triumph too.

D: Man! Why must religion be medicinal? Why cannot it be philosophical for children? The religious hijack spirituality from the rest of US, ordinary everyday people who love questioning and thinking about tomorrow lightheartedly.

M: Dude! I am convinced that the Republican Party is about yesterday with heavyheartedness, especially when Arianna Huffington comes on the airwaves and protests like a Tea Partier about President Obama not having a grip on the issues of the day, primarily jobs, and having put in motion The GOP Sequestration Tactic.

D: Man! Arianna Huffington’s media empire is impressive! It is consequentially affective! However, she does seem to straddle the fence between parties and really jump the wires around the time of the midterm elections to the side of the Republican Party.  

M: Dude! She is a quizzical superhero, isn’t she?

D: Man! She’s a nighthawk. Said that Hillary Rodham Clinton ought to have rested more before returning to the political scene as she has. When was the last time Arianna Huffington took a day off to become a spokesperson for restive renewal and relaxation?

M: Dude! Arianna Huffington is slick like liquid… acid!

D: Man! I think of Arianna Huffington as the mercury in thermometers. Except that at a time of great social distress by the, for example, Republican Sequestration, her veins splurge forth and bleed out the mercurial silver liquid onto the pages of the souls who dutifully take on issues affecting the disenfranchised. Imagine being a writer for the Huffington Media Empire!

M: Dude! Arianna Huffington is a duplicitous temperature gauge. She’s the kind of mercurial matter that seeps into the ground and renders the surrounds inhabitable, like the Keystone Pipeline System.

D: Man! Do you think the GOP will be turning over the trains that transport the crude oil and bitumen right now if the Keystone XL Pipeline is not hurried along? Could Arianna Huffington be harrying the Keystone XL Pipeline underground?

M: Dude! I have to babysit my nephews and nieces tonight and they love model trains and dolls and one of them is having a terrible time with a fever that just won’t go away.

D: Man! Are you afraid you will be having flashbacks to images of Arianna Huffington dressed up as a conductor doll on a choo-choo train with mercury thermometer arms?

M: Dude! Thanks for the reinforcements!

D: Man! Your welcome!

M: Dude! Have you ever noticed how parents desire stereotypical play from their children?

D: Man! Yeah! The idea of that children’s book about a doll for a boy named William comes to mind, why?

M: Dude! That’s a great example of how a grandmother overcomes the anxiety that her son and family have about their male child requesting a doll.

D: Man! What’s with this talk of orientation and the complex label of LGBTQ?

M: Dude! It’s simple: Let’s Get Beyond This Qui Vive!

D: Man! Qui Vive?

M: Dude! Long live who?

D: Man! Humanity?

M: Dude! Do you know that Adam and Eve wore conservative aprons in their days of existence in Eden? That they were given animal skins to wear when they exited and began their journey as a couple?

D: Man! Aprons?

M: Dude! Aprons are what priests in the ancient world wore all over the globe. I personally find it odd that the best theologians often overlook this piece of information.

D: Man! Or they do not care to read carefully and critically? How are we to ever discover just how much of theology is myth? Bernini’s masterworks are currently on display at the Kimball Art Museum. Do you want to go and observe the visitors?

M: Dude! You may be onto something here! People are devolving and dependent on others to define what is and is not in the world at large.

D: Man! That is a sad state of affairs, isn’t it?

M: Dude! Let’s get beyond this qui vive!