Man! Dude! Session #137

(M)an: Dude! I visited an avuncular genius and asked him what could be done with the current Republican Party members that are adamantly resisting budging while President Obama is offering to consider and adopt the chained CPI approach to lowering the deficit by over 100 billion dollars.

(D)ude: Man! My father is 65 and taking a series of medications for his mood disorder. The physician he visits every three months refuses to collaborate with the physician who set his medications originally fifteen years ago. Now my mother is seriously considering an alternative to the stubborn and uncaring psychiatrists. She recently had my father call the doctor who researched and figured out the combination of meds he is on right now. Ugh!

M: Dude! What happened?

D: Man! The psychiatrists in my father’s life are unwilling to collaborate with each other for the sake of my father’s health, which is deteriorating due to the current specialist’s hang-up about getting him to switch to inferior generics of medications that are essentially black labeled for their terrible side effects. In fact, my parents researched the generics online and found out several marks of incompetence on the part of the current specialist’s grasp of how to handle side effects. You see, one of the generics causes terrible rashes allover the body. The consumer articles online warn that if rashes surface, the medication must be discontinued. But my mother called the specialist only to be informed that the specialist was planning to treat the rashes with a steroid!

M: Dude! What are your parents going to do? Steroids are very debilitating! Physicians kept me on steroids throughout junior high school to treat my asthma. The pediatric asthma specialist that my family preferred and I adored was not available when my family had to switch to a new health insurance plan. It was devastating!

D: Man! They’re waiting for President Obama’s Affordability Care Act to roll out completely and be embraced by the Texas GOP. Governor Rick Perry, Senators Cornyn and Cruz are still trying to trample and repeal Obamacare. This gerrymandering of the districts within states has gotten out of hand- I never took either Cornyn or Cruz seriously because of their outright extremist backwardness but look how they have ascended to the United States Senate- and the sudden lull in the Republican Party has me concerned. The GOP is cooking up a storm beneath Madame Rushie Limbaugh’s gasps and groans. 

M: Dude! I believe there is a tie between law enforcement being targeted by extremist cartels and the National Rifle Association and the Republican Party. I think the latter two are financially fueling hate groups and there will be a link established in history between what is essentially a “Just Say No!” stance by GOP leaders like Governor Rick Perry and Senators Cornyn and Cruz on the war on drugs and sex education in public schools.

D: Man! I’m afraid of the “Just Say No!” stand and campaigns that embrace such a message. And I think Senator Marco Rubio’s coming out against gun control right around the time that North Korea, Syria, and Iran refused to sign on to the United Nations Global Arms Trade Treaty is intriguingly disturbing about the current Tea Partiers and the Republican Party. The GOP is fanning flames with Madame Rushie Limbaugh’s calculated groans and gasps about their demise. And the press is turning against President Obama once again with this chained CPI approach to deficit reduction he has put on the table for discussion with the severing Jack The Ripper, John Boehner!

M: Dude! Jack The Ripper? I thought Patricia Cornwell solved the case a decade ago! You know, Patricia Cornwell settled for a lot less with her literary agency. She expressed relief after being awarded 52 million dollars, but, I think she settled for one-fourth of what she should have demanded in court!

D: Man! You think Patricia Cornwell should have demanded a 200 million dollar settlement?

M: Dude! Of course! She settled for a lot less! Actually, too less!

D: Man! Jack The Ripper turned out to be financially well off and the women of the night he targeted were very much like the targets of the current GOP: the poor and working classes. Despite Roe V. Wade, gerrymandering has led to state-level saturation of neoconservative leaders who are placing women’s reproductive rights in jeopardy!

M: Dude! The Republican Party is not committed to the congressional oath to protect the welfare of the citizens on whose behalf they serve. The way gerrymandering has redistricted states, I believe there is a tyranny of the minority at the state level. Specifically, the GOP has structured states to compensate for the movement of white voters away from multicultural cities and suburbs.

D: Man! That sound byte had the same sophistication and class as Senator Dianne Feinstein of California!

M: Dude! How did you figure that out? I was paraphrasing Senator Dianne Feinstein in the congressional oath part of what I said!

D: Man! What do you think about the downsizing of Head Start due to the Republican Party’s insistence to not resolve the sequestration crisis that they are calculating as being the demise of the progressive movement forward?

M: Dude! I believe that Jack The Ripper and the basically bought conservative press fuels a culture of fearing perpetration in the hearts and minds of their audiences. This culture of perpetration is not a hoax, it is ingrained into the fabric of society. But the thing is, the reason Syria and Iran withdrew from signing the International Arms Treaty was very logistic and intriguingly understandable.

D: Man! Really? How?

M: Dude! The BBC reported what was basically overlooked on purpose by the American Press: Syrian Ambassador Bashar Jaafri revealed plainspoken concern about there not being a statement in the treaty covering the issue of there needing to be embargos in place for transferring arms to “terrorist armed groups and to non-state actors.”

D: Man! What about Iran? Did it too have a similar concern, if not the exact same point of contention?

M: Dude! According to the BBC, Iran’s UN Ambassador Mohammad Khazee considered the treaty “hugely susceptible to politicization and discrimination”… I guess that could be taken as a similar concern as Syria’s.

D: Man! I think the United States Republican Party is arming extremists and drug cartels at home with the likes of the NRA. I think the Republican Party is arming the folks Syrian Ambassador Jaafri brought up in his statement about the embargos that ought to be included in the UN Global Arms Trade Treaty.

M: Dude! “Terrorist armed groups and non-state actors” are linked with the United States Republican Party?

D: Man! The fear of perpetration is globally intense because of the United States Republican Party!

M: Dude! Did I ever disagree? I was just thinking how heroically Syrian Ambassador Bashar Jaafri clearly stated his concerns. I hope he is safe.