Man! Dude! Session #116

(D)ude: Man! Kentucky Senator Rand Paul was a flaming Republican last week, brandishing now-Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton at the hearing about Libya and the embassy bombing in Benghazi. Senator Rand acted like he was randomly inquiring about Turkey and when Secretary Clinton was not intimidated but rather taken quizzically by the randomness of Rand’s insistence about asking whether she was or was not aware of anything going on in Turkey, but all along Rand orchestrated with an undisclosed Republican Super-PAC to assist in the tragedy unfolding in Ankara, Turkey today.

(M)an: Dude! Benghazi, Libya is repeating itself again in Ankara, Turkey, the locale of yet another American Embassy bombing this morning.

D: Man! Can’t you see? It just is too obvious! Republican Senator Rand Paul and the Republican Party membership have strongholds abroad directed against the diplomatic and democratic efforts by President Obama’s Administration.

M: Dude! The reason behind President Obama’s choice of Chuck Hagel not panning well with the United States Senate Committee On Armed Services is Hagel’s move away from the Republican side to the more centrist leaning that would challenge the pocketbook politics of Armed Services Committee Members.

D: Man! And Senator Rand Paul brought up Cambodia during now-Former Senator from Massachusetts John Kerry’s confirmation hearing in front of the United States Senate Committee On Foreign Relations, the same committee on which Rand Paul sat and brandished about knowing more than then-Secretary of Defense Hillary Clinton. Do you think that we ought to be worrying about a reoccurrence of something horrendous happening in Cambodia on now-Secretary of Defense John Kerry’s watch?

M: Dude! The fight to end war and violence is not on the Republican Party agenda. They talk about Cambodia like they do not know that it is nestled by Vietnam, Laos, Thailand, and the Gulf of Thailand that flows into the Pacific Ocean!

D: Man! What does the Republican Party want? War and violence all over the world map is being backed by the Tea Party brand of Republicanism, look at how oppressively Congress is choosing to operate with these meaningless hearings about which they would have no questions if President Obama were not African-American.

M: Dude! Tom Cruise’s last installment of the Mission Impossible film franchise was taped considerably in the United Arab Emirates, specifically Dubai. And recently, his son Connor’s birthday was sponsored by the vodka brand Grey Goose. And I know that actor Shah Rukh Khan and soccer player David Beckham have estates in the UAE.

D: Man! Shah Rukh Khan? David Beckham? Tom Cruise? Grey Goose? Did you know that Senator Rand Paul’s son was charged with assault last month? January 13, 2013 headlines read that William Hilton Paul assaulted a flight attendant. I think that the incidents listed against him were eventually declared misdemeanor offenses.

M: Dude! Look at us! We’re sidetracking from the fact that Senator Rand Paul is Kentuckian like Senator Mitch McConnell and they both do not choose to address one another’s presence as Arizona Senator John McCain has so conveniently been positioned on both the United States Armed Services and United States Foreign Relations Committees without the press once acknowledging this factoid.

D: Man! Kirstie Alley is a Scientologist like Tom Cruise and openly supports the Republican ticket, hence, Tom Cruise too is a rightwing sympathizer… The idea makes just as much sense as Rand Paul’s having known in advance of what would happen in Ankara, Turkey when he chided Hillary Clinton to the extent of sharing his preposterous proclamation that he would have relieved her of her duties for not knowing the exact specifics of who did what the night of the September 11, 2012 attack on the American embassy in Benghazi.

M: Dude! Senator Rand Paul meant to inquire about the state of terrorism in the world with Hillary Clinton and shot himself in the foot in the process by admitting that he and the Republican Tea Party factions in Congress armed and financed “the Jihadists” purposefully.

D: Man! I heard that line about the Republican Tea Party arming the Jihadists too!

M: Dude! John McCain and the Republicans on the Armed Services and Foreign Relations Committees have to be brought to justice, but how to implement justice in this case or, more likely, cases, has me wondering if we are being purposefully mislead by Republican Super-PACs and New York Bestsellers like Glen Beck, Bill O’Reilly, and Newt Gingrich into going backwards to the times of the founding fathers and whoever else they have in mind to scrutinize so shallowly. Going back to the Constitution and the Articles of Confederation are arguments that perpetuate injustices like the “Three Fifths Compromise” which declared rules like the ones Virginia Representative and House Majority Leader Eric Cantor wants to implement in his state.

D: Man! That is so true! Virginia Representative and House Majority Leader Eric Cantor wants to reduce voter’s rights and honest representation by reducing the Urban populations to districting so that the Rural lowly populated counties and districts get counted with the same influence and voice as the highly populated cities. The individual American voter will essentially be reduced to a gerrymandered District Representative. Keep in mind that the 1965 Voting Rights Act is violated by the new system of unfairness being pushed in the State of Virginia by Congressional Republicans like Eric Cantor.

M: Dude! I believe the Republican Party financed the bombing in Ankara, Turkey today because the country of Turkey is an easy access into Iran, not to mention Iraq and Syria. Could it be that the Republican Party’s infiltrated these regions and populous to facilitate underhanded war contracts with the populations that provide US with oil and gas?

D: Man! If they have infested Cambodia and something is going to happen there, then the Republican Party is on its way into the businesses of China, with whom they have created false concerns about its major telecom equipment maker Huawei having sold to regimes like those in Saddam’s Iraq and the Taliban. But what about Motorola… Why isn’t it coming under equivalent scrutiny? Huh?