Man! Dude! Session #341

(M)an: Dude! Beau Biden’s passing has crushed American heartstrings. 

(D)ude: Man! The numbing shock sustained due to so much unbearable pain has indeed crushed our heartstrings. 

M: Dude! Steve Jobs’ passing crushed heartstrings with such severity. Beau Biden and Steve Jobs were rare and precious husbands and fathers taken way too soon from their families as well as selfless and kind gentlemen with the physics and soul essentials to change tomorrows for the betterment of all humanity.

D: Man! Regarding changing tomorrows for the betterment of all humanity, what’s keeping Representative Nancy Pelosi and the House Democrats from passing the trade adjustment assistance provision giving fast track authority to President Obama?  

M: Dude! President Obama managed to get US out of the Great Recession of 2008. From the time of President Obama’s inaugural on January 21 to June and July of 2009, he oversaw the recovery efforts that brought US back from the brinks of financial ruin. President Obama has no personal wealth interests when it comes to serving our nation and sons and daughters in uniform as Commander in Chief, a major nuance for Representative Nancy Pelosi of California and the House Democrats such as Representative Peter DeFazio of Oregon.

D: Man! A major nuance sounds likely, given that Nancy Pelosi and Peter DeFazio are Teabag Democrats wanting to inflict animosity upon the President of the United States from outside Congress, given his popularity amongst everyday Americans. I’m still trying to collect all the refrigerator magnets with pictures of the First Lady and President Obama for my nieces and nephews. But they have been sold out at the local retailers for months! And this is the case in Fort Worth, Texas! With all the gerrymandering and voting restrictions in place in Tarrant County, it should come as no surprise that Greg Abbott is Governor of Texas and our municipal golf courses have been left unkempt until recently, now that Tarrant County is converting the municipal golf courses into fracking sites.      

M: Dude! The trade adjustment assistance program provision allows President Obama to continue assistance for workers, firms, farmers, and communities displaced by global trade, through the U.S. Departments of Labor, Agriculture, and Commerce. Pelosi and DeFazio have essentially obliterated the provision which seeks to reinstate American workers back into the United States economy. But, then again, DeFazio has been blind sighted by the two-percenter Minority Leader Pelosi who is worth at least 58 million dollars and cannot possibly relate to typical American workers like you and me.  

D: Man! President Obama’s Administration is trying hard to be person-centered in its approach to global trade policy. Minority Leader Pelosi is spearheading selfishly for, in her own words, “a better deal for American workers” albeit that American workers are going to be shouldering the brunt of the responsibility to recover from any and all the grave consequences of the compassionate Commander in Chief not being given the go-ahead by the millionaire Minority Leader Pelosi, to redefine the trade industry once and for all humanity as he did in getting our country back on track after the Great Recession that was being postponed until the inevitable demise of the structure in which non-depository banks were making enough to rival depository financial systems due to there being no regulations for the non-depository banks as there were for the depository financial systems.

M: Dude! Can that be said another way?

D: Man! Of course! Yes! The inevitable demise of an institutional structure in which non-depository financial systems were making enough to rival depository banks due to there being no regulations set in place for the non-depository financial systems as there were for the depository banks.