Register, Then Vote... before vices become customary sins.

(D)ude: Man! My resume may exude creativity through elusions from poverty yet the Republican Party and American Press Corps are always detailing the latest IPOs or initial public offerings made supposedly through issuing prospectuses to ordinary everyday folks like us from a company that is private but wants to go public like, who was it the other day? What was the company receiving congratulatory commentary in the American Press last week?

(M)an: Dude! They’re actually two tech companies out of Boston, Mass that had that honor distinction in the newspapers this past Monday. Wayfair deals with e-commerce specifically directed around home furnishings while HubSpot is a marketing software design and implementation service that’s also online and incredibly user-friendly.      

D: Man! Exactly. Wayfair and HubSpot are the latest in the exclusive club of businesses that have ‘made it’ in that they can now transition from private company status to public company status. On the positive end, there is no obligation to pay back public investors and this allows for the now public company to grow by investing the capital it retrieved and has left over from its private investors into expanding the brand and business.    

M: Dude! The prospectus is only given to eligible buyers for the sake of giving them a warranty or conditions like an insurance policy essentially stating what kind of security is financially guaranteed with having bought shares in the company. Actually, potential buyers are solicited by an invite-only basis.

D: Man! Did you pick up on any interesting business tidbits from the Wayfair or HubSpot websites? I did, but am not certain which site it was on, the information about what type of era we live in regards to consumerism.  

M: Dude! It was on the HubSpot blog! We live in an era where consumers control the buy, not the sales teams.

D: Man! The only reason for me having a recollection about that what-era-are-we-in-related observation about business was the added fear of the Republican Party and the American Press Corps that the statement placed inside my vital organs. I’ve mixed Crystal Light mango and peach tea powder in the water pitcher over there and have been trying to finish at least two pitchers worth of liquids since downing at least two individual-sized soda bottles of diet and caffeine-free cola.     

M: Dude! Get me a glass! Your dispirited vulnerability is contagious and I think I’m coming under its influence myself. Wait! Let me get The Little Book of Chinese Proverbs compiled by Jonathan Clements for Barnes and Noble Books! I keep it next to the religious texts near the sofa over there. Hey! Why is your Bible on the carpet? Don’t you know how sacrilegious it is to not immediately retrieve scriptures that have fallen down?  

D: Man! It’s stacked on top of several journals and dictionaries, is it not? God! Was I  unholy? Tell the truth!

M: Dude! You’re not forsaken, yet. But be aware of that principle about respecting all scriptures. Goodness! If people would just remember to never hurl or drop scriptural books, the world would be so hallowed as to become safeguarded from the customary sins so accepted these days.     

D: Man! What customary sins are there? Becoming a member inside the Republican Party and/or American Press Corps? Makes sense because aren’t there two departments of sins in Catholicism, the venial and the mortal?

M: Dude! I believe becoming a member inside the Republican Party and/or American Press Corps are still vices in the United States of America. If we register right now to vote and then vote for the Democratic Ticket on or before Election Tuesday November 4, 2014, we will still have time to keep associations with these neoconservative entities away from corrupting the United States Government into a complete totalitarian wreckage that the Republican Party and American Press Corps are planning to impose upon US.   

D: Man! What are you reading as you speak? Which Chinese Proverb has compelled you to jump up and down with what I render from my point of view as a profound revelation.  

M: Dude! This quote’s a very relevant revelation about what’s happening with the European Union regarding its alliances favoring Ukraine amidst sanctions and sentiments against Russia. This quote’s food for thought, very hallal in fact, for Saudi Royals, King Abdullah’s statement about the urgency for DC and NATO to become involved in full-scale traditional military engagements now that the religious extremists have seized considerably portions of Syria and Iraq, although Saudi Arabia admits that it did provide weapons to the oppositional forces in Syria in the same time frame the Clintons have said they would have armed rebels too if they were the President of the United States then. Hence, the great big mess that has ensued that is ISIS and ISIL in that region presently due to Saudi Arabia’s miscalculated arms aide to the volatile rebels.

D: Man! Let me see. The mercenary Fan Li warns Wen Zhong to get out while he can, Spring and Autumn Period, 770-476 BC.

M: Dude! Hand it over. It reads as follows, “When the birds are dead, the bow is put away. When the rabbit is dead, the hunting-dog is next on the menu. When the enemy is defeated, the allies should look to themselves.”