False Pretenses 2010-2014

(D)ude: Man! You said you were going to the gym but haven’t gone, why?

(M)an: Dude! How’d you find out?

D: Man! It’s on your calendar.

M: Dude! That’s to keep me motivated throughout the day before.

D: Man! So you wrote your aspiration to workout today yesterday?

M: Dude! It is recorded history today and I’d rather remain spontaneous and live in the present tense.

D: Man! You’re really sounding off like a Congressional Republican Tea GOP spokesperson! 

M: Dude! Speaking of sounding off like a Congressional Republican Tea GOP, have you been following events unfolding since the Qatari government brokered the deal allowing for the safe return of Sergeant Bergdahl after five years of captivity? Republican Representative Mike Rogers of Michigan chairs the House Intelligence Committee but is mentally entrenched in the United States having agreed to release five prisoners from the United States’ Guantanamo Bay military detention camp in exchange for Sergeant Bergdahl’s return home.  

D: Man! Why are the Republican Tea GOP members all criticizing the brokering of such a deal anyways? I mean, what are the Congressional Republicans so afraid of? Didn’t the United States Presidents Ronald Reagan and George H. W. Bush and George Walker Bush basically abuse the term “terrorism” after the 1987 meeting of the Organization of Islamic Cooperation addressed the issue in great detail?

M: Dude! Yes. The world in the new millennium needs to become aware of the political tints of historical figures and organizations and learn to surrender to the grey and color outside the lines periodically.

D: Man! I think teachers should never introduce their students to the grade of one hundred percent. Give the kid no more than a ninety-nine. In fact, give him or her two or three ninety-nines. Were you aware that the Republican Tea GOP Representative from Wisconsin Paul Ryan’s budget is written under false pretences?

M: Dude! The Republican Tea GOP leadership is trying to obtain personal wealth from the United States government through cutting everything under the false pretence of quote unquote balancing the budget and reducing the deficit. American voters need to cast their ballots no matter how booked their schedules are on November 4, 2014, or otherwise suffer the tragedy of basically having to endure the obstructionist inaction of a bunch of prejudicial cronies in the United States Congress supported by lobbyists like the National Rifle Association that are, through government deregulation, perpetrating the mass killings across the United States under the false pretences of protecting the Second Amendment “right to bear arms” and being avid hunters themselves with concerns about defending themselves if perpetrators descended upon their homesteads.           

D: Man! Why are the Republican Tea GOP members all criticizing the brokering of such a deal between the United States and the Taliban with Qatar as the mediator?

M: Dude! The Congressional Republicans’ plan to disrupt the integrity of Veterans Affairs and the United States Federal Government before the midterm elections on Tuesday, November 4, 2014, is part of their strategy to reclaim control of both the United States Senate and the House of Representatives. However, Democrats and Independents like Representative Nancy Pelosi and Senator Bernie Sanders are diligently working to counter the attacks from the far right that the United States is a bureaucratic mess needing privatization. Pelosi has addressed the direct effects of the Roberts Supreme Court’s decisions Citizens United and McCutcheon, while Sanders acknowledged General Eric Shinseki’s critical role in digitalizing the medical records of our veterans.

D: Man! The task remains unfinished, it is unacceptable, and CACI International, Inc should be held accountable for its disinterest in completing the job of digitalizing interdepartmentally the backlog of veteran records at the Department of Veterans Affairs with the Department of Defense’s computer system. The Pentagon already utilizes HAIMS, the Health Artifact Imagery Management System that has been outdated for over a decade, according to Kris Osborn at Military dot COM.   

M: Dude! What’s HAIMS’ replacement?

D: Man! The VLER, or Virtual Lifetime Electronic Record, is considerably efficient for veterans and their families since they too can log into the system wherever they are living or stationed, and is already in use in Tacoma, Washington and San Diego, California facilities, proving its effectiveness multifold.

M: Dude! What’s CACI International, Inc trying to protract and prolong through persistent inaction? Our men and women in uniform are suffering as a result and CACI International, Inc remains dismissive to their immediate needs. 

D: Man! CACI International, Inc and the Titan Corporation were military contractors during the Second Iraq War where, from 2003 to 2004, employees were alleged to have perpetrated torturous crimes against Iraqi inmates at Abu Ghraib Prison, located in the city of Abu Ghraib, Iraq, northwest of Baghdad International Airport. And, CACI International, Inc’s headquartered in San Diego, California too, like one of the two facilities that are already using VLER as part of their protocol, according to Kris Osborn.

M: Dude! The five Guantanamo prisoners are not entirely the lone perpetrators in acts against humanity. They may have been the anti-terrorism networkers who George Walker Cheney Rumsfeld Rice wanted indicted and imprisoned in order to promote the false pretence that both Bush Administrations had effectively dealt with issues in the Middle East with multiple warfronts and mass deployment of our sons and daughters in uniform. The American people have to vote back the democratic process that the Republican Tea GOP has essentially annihilated for personal growth through pocketing the treasuries of not just the United States themselves, but also overseeing that Benazir Bhutto profited off of Pakistan’s resources in exchange for claiming those who knew of the clandestine arrangements, being made between the right wing and foreign despotic anarchists, were terrorists and took on a relaxed disrespect towards Islam herself when in the company of such Islam phobic Administrations like Reagan’s and the Bushes’ exploiting the very tactics of preventing terrorism discussed by the IOC in 1987 to launch the war on terrorism through dividing up countries like Pakistan into religious and political factions and then handing them varieties of guns and ammo to defend their makeshift posts and the surrounding territory. The GOP is continuing that trend in India through financing the BJP and the now Prime Minister of India Modi.         

D: Man! If the American people do not vote on Tuesday, November 4, 2014, the United States of America is going to plunge into the horrors of the last century and the promise of Pope Francis the First’s recent visit to the Middle East will be erased by the Congressional Republicans in Washington, D.C.

M: Dude! The George Walker Bush Administration is trying to wash its hands of the blood of millions worldwide. Walker, Cheney, Rumsfeld, and Rice ripped the pages out of the history books and used it to blot the makeup they had applied to their faces so to not come across as the deadly gizmos that they personify.

D: Man! Let’s pray for the safe reintegration and family reunification of Sergeant Bergdahl. Soldiers are the best scholars and historians. It would be unfortunate if Bergdahl’s comrades are mislead by such false pretenses as the Republican Tea GOP is trying to sell American audiences through censored media outlets that shamelessly promote and provoke viewers to vote against their own best interests.

M: Dude! I elect the four-pawed One Star General of the Warrior Canine Connection as the primary counsel for Sergeant Bergdahl.    

D: Man! Aye!